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Prince Jello

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Tearzah/Dolliguts.
First because we have the same birthday (not the year though, just the date), and because I too struggle with self-harm. We both tend to live vicariously through our original characters, but thankfully I never shared much of my projects on the Internet.
 
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DatBepisTho

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A few of the art/writer cows hit too close for comfort, sometimes. Not so much the sheer ineptitude or spergery, but more the fact that they'll never finish anything or make anything legitimately recognized by a larger audience outside of memes.

Then I remember I don't make my money off of niche appeal and have a steady paycheck to fall back on.
 

sweet-cereal-killer

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Danielle Bregoli.

Daddy issues, the stupid attitude, getting in trouble, fascination with the ghetto and rap in my teens. Thankfuly I grew out of it. I think.

I have had a sAwNik phase too so Chris Chan there...
 
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ADN_VIII

I need more coffee
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Chris, honestly.


There was a while I had aspirations to make money off a mish mash crossover series of novels before high school busy work showed me I'd never have the time.

I'm glad for that because it wasn't until after high school that I discovered Chris and realized where I could have gone.
 
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MetalParakeet

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All the lolcows on the munchousin thread, and Rabi or whatever the fuck she's calling herself now.

They remind me so much of my mom. faking illnesses to get disability, letting others pay their way, being dramatic online etc..
 
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OmnipotentStupidity

Bleeding Money at Breakneck Speeds
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It's gotta be a toss-up between John Kricfalusi and Arin Hanson.

John was a person who's art style I originally had much respect for, and saw a bit of me in how he was able to create his own studio and work up to be an animation legend. That's what I had always wanted to do when I was a kid, and figured to follow in his, and other creators', footsteps to get there. And I wasn't alone on that: many people who grew up during Nickelodeon/Ren and Stimpy's peak saw John as the ultimate boundary breaker. If nothing else, up until the early 2000's, the man did a good job in marketing himself and building a narrative against those who said otherwise. But as I grew older I became more wise to how the entertainment industry actually worked, that facade of John's broke, and everything about how much of a pain in the ass he was to work with started to come out, culminating in him getting ousted as a pedophile who's now shunned by nearly every place of business in the industry.

It also wasn't until later that I found out most of the techniques and visual appeal of Ren and Stimpy that I was influenced by was actually done by Bob Camp, and he by far is the person I have much more respect for these days.

Arin for me serves as more of a cautionary tale of what an unchecked ego, an unfathomably large and crazed fanbase, and wasted talent will lead to. That and I actually know a couple of Lovelies IRL who are exactly like some of the hellbent crazies documented in his thread. Not necessarily a creep like John was, but more a sign of how YouTube can corrupt a person through greed and soulless pandering and make one forget where they came from, in service of creating a shitty product.

I don't ever model my own work out of spite of Arin, obviously, but I will look at people like Barry, Ross, and Arin's work collectively and look at my own work and wonder "Okay, what worked in their work that I can fit into my own work while still keeping things fairly consistent to my own style/work ethic?". Because, like John, he was able to market his brand to where it ended up from basically nothing, only for it to come crashing down at the last second (albeit that was because he didn't have talent, whereas Arin was more out of contempt/some malice(?)).

Basically, they serve as reminders to use common sense.
 
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democon

do a flip
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Luna Slater, had the druggie boyfriend and everything, was kind of a wake up call reading through her thread and seeing how much of our lives were basically the same, down to the filthy hoardes of uwu artsy baby girl memorabilia. Kind of sad to see how fucked she's gotten even within the past few months, but also a really good reminder not to go back to it.
 

Deven

Vagina-niggers GET OUT REEEEEE
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Work with creative stuff, butt heads with mommy sometimes and was kinda a late bloomer. So on a bad day reading the Jake Alley thread feels like an eldrich slug is crawling up my spine.
 
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Chicken Picnic

aka crippled picnic
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Margo Palermo & Susan Schofield get to me, just cause I have my own familial issues that are nowhere near as bad, but some things those two say or do just get really under my skin. Seeing how badly Margo fucked up Venus makes me genuinely sad.

I also work in a field that would probably work with kids like Jani and Bohdi. They remind me a lot of some of the kids I care for.
 
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Shokew

Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!
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In terms of something small that grinds my gears, recently ranted on LPSTubers in YouTube Autism thread. Their lack of talent in making even the most basic of puppet shows, as well as all the fanfiction - level (which is especially of High School AU variety) writing for their BS is less fun to make fun of and just some thing l would love to see eradicated from the internet, sadly.

Watching people, especially grownups, play with cheap plastic nothings of any kind, honestly (especially these) while trying to sell their fan fiction BS to everyone while people with actual talent and drive can't get an actual cartoon or whatever else that's worth being proud of actually made..... NO. JUST NO.

Also, for something more serious: as a Christian (but not an in-your-face one about it!), I'm pretty much getting sick of all these fucking SJWs and their BS dissing on my and many other religions that happen to be the backbones of how ultimately all our societies were built and meant to thrive. I'm not trying to stand on some high horse here, but come the fuck on, now.

OK, at least look: whether people in general like it or not, religion is a major part of what helped build society as a whole - sure, not all of it great or worth giving too much the time of day, but acting like all of it sucks, plus acting like people who believe in some higher power or purpose need to be ridiculed and/or destroyed, which is what these fuckers do daily? Again - SORRY, NOPE.
 

Pitere pit

Do you like my car?
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Our lord and savior Terry A Davis. His ingenuity was covered and destroyed by his mental issues, he could have been a Silicon Valley billionaire with his ideas if it weren't by his problems. I have met a lot of these people on my neighbourhood, one of them was an engineer but he got heavy depression, and some other issues, and now he is wandering around on my street with his little radio, listening to music, while smoking cigars and buying candy at Chinese stores, I always say hello to him and engage in some small talk. Great guy but I wonder how different he could be if his issues went away. God speed engineer, you and your small radio bring light to my neighborhood.
 

Raita

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Honestly? Some of the lolcows who actually fall on the autism spectrum. Noticing autistic traits in lolcows always makes me a little more sympathetic towards them, because I'm also on the spectrum (although on the lighter side). I know firsthand how difficult it can be to maneuver the social aspects of the world, or how frustrating it is when it feels like you aren't being understood or heard. I understand some of their thought processes; they may think that if they just explain something well enough, and enough times, they will be understood and finally left alone... but in reality it's just perfect fodder for more trolling.

Autistic people can be easier to manipulate and their generally weirder behavior attracts trolls like Drachenlord attracts flies. Just being on the spectrum is nowhere near enough to make one a potential lolcow. The lolcows out there with such problems tend to also be generally unintelligent, impulsive, dickish, egocentric and so on, which is why I won't ever actually defend them or excuse their behavior. An asshole is an asshole. But autism combined with near-narcissism, stupidity, delusions of grandeur and impulsiveness that causes them to react to slightest provocation? It makes for one delicious meal.

Personally speaking, I have a sense of humor about my condition, so I don't mind being made fun of or making fun of myself when I've derped in a major way.

I can hide my autism quite well but I can still come off as a bit of a weirdo (something that made me an instant target to bullies back in school). Although I hope that the people close to me try their best to understand my line of thinking as well, I feel it's mostly my own job to try to express myself properly and learn to act in a way that helps me fit in. I've learned to embrace my autistic side and use it to my advantage - it can make life a lot more fun.
 
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Inflatable Julay

stop posting grandpa
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Honestly? Some of the lolcows who actually fall on the autism spectrum. Noticing autistic traits in lolcows always makes me a little more sympathetic towards them, because I'm also on the spectrum (although on the lighter side). I know firsthand how difficult it can be to maneuver the social aspects of the world, or how frustrating it is when it feels like you aren't being understood or heard. I understand some of their thought processes; they may think that if they just explain something well enough, and enough times, they will be understood and finally left alone... but in reality it's just perfect fodder for more trolling.

Autistic people can be easier to manipulate and their generally weirder behavior attracts trolls like Drachenlord attracts flies. Just being on the spectrum is nowhere near enough to make one a potential lolcow. The lolcows out there with such problems tend to also be generally unintelligent, impulsive, dickish, egocentric and so on, which is why I won't ever actually defend them or excuse their behavior. An asshole is an asshole. But autism combined with near-narcissism, stupidity, delusions of grandeur and impulsiveness that causes them to react to slightest provocation? It makes for one delicious meal.

Personally speaking, I have a sense of humor about my condition, so I don't mind being made fun of or making fun of myself when I've derped in a major way.

I can hide my autism quite well but I can still come off as a bit of a weirdo (something that made me an instant target to bullies back in school). Although I hope that the people close to me try their best to understand my line of thinking as well, I feel it's mostly my own job to try to express myself properly and learn to act in a way that helps me fit in. I've learned to embrace my autistic side and use it to my advantage - it can make life a lot more fun.
I wouldn't be surprised if most people on this forum had light autism, it's kind of required to document every detail of someone's life that you will never meet. I consider a lot of cows to be what would have happened if I hadn't gotten proper counseling, medication and most of all parents who were willing to deal with my shit in a real way. Compare that to Blorb either ignoring Chris's problems at best and indulging them at worst, or Connor's parents just keeping him from any chance at normalcy.
 

Jester69

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Jasonafex except I can't draw gay furry porn.

He reminds me of me when I first discovered the bad guys won WW2, except he argues for bizarre shit and pretends that his dishonest argumentation means he's somehow smart. (I might be to blame for this one as well)
 
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Jasonafex except I can't draw gay furry porn.

He reminds me of me when I first discovered the bad guys won WW2, except he argues for bizarre shit and pretends that his dishonest argumentation means he's somehow smart. (I might be to blame for this one as well)
Did you contact Jason?
 
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