So I'm checking in with one of my own personal cows yesterday, specifically looking in on his Pinboard, where I go to get early warning of the topics he later on massively spergs about on his blog. And what do I find there of all things but a link to @Null's page on Jonathan Yaniv? For a moment it felt like all my worlds were collapsing. Given how big the internet is, given how big the world is, how does it come to pass that the one twisted ball of seething marginal nerdhate I follow just happened to develop an interest in another one of society's fucked-up no-hopers? Then I remembered it wasn't even the first time, that this cow had previously also posted a link to an article about Paul Stef-On-Knee Wolscht. And that's when I began to wonder if there isn't some natural tropism or force of cowular attraction? Chris attracts Kengle and the Chris and Kengle bolus attracts Phil. Phil himself sucked in (heh) Toren. Terra Jones drifted into orbit around NekoArc (and so did Phil for that matter). There are dozens more non-trooning examples. Will we eventually witness the Twilight of the Cows, when they all glom together in one infinitely hot and dense wad of autism and failure?