Is there a state North Korea could nuke and the US would be better off? -

[RI 360]

I don't actually think NK has the technology to reach us, but let's say if they did and could hit any US state of territory. Is there a scenario in which we would be quietly thanking them? I think we would be better off without California, I genuinely see west coast culture as toxic, it fosters avoidance and incompetence.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Hawaii. Absolutely Hawaii.

 

[RI 360]

Hawaii. Absolutely Hawaii.

While I was there I simultaneously understood why it was so fucking retarded for them to be a state in the first place, and also why American imperialism was kind of rad because it is literally paradise on earth.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

While I was there I simultaneously understood why it was so fucking exceptional for them to be a state in the first place, and also why American imperialism was kind of rad because it is literally paradise on earth.

I would support its independence before its nuking, but if they had to nuke a state, Hawaii would be the first one I would part with it. I don't feel like it really contributes anything.

 

[RI 360]

I would support it's independence before it's nuking, but if they had to nuke a state, Hawaii would be the first one I would part with it. I don't feel like it really contributes anything.

If they weren't getting fucked so hard by the Jones act they could be a thriving hub for trade with a significantly lower cost of living.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

If they weren't getting fucked so hard by the Jones act they could be a thriving hub for trade with a significantly lower cost of living.

Informative. But they could have been the Kingdom of Hawaii and that would have been excellent.

 

[melty]

Why Hawaii? You can vacation there, it has volcanoes and other cool shit.
I would go with Mississippi. I'm not sure what they do. West coast states are fun for travel, as is Florida, and the other middle states all either have some fun quirks or some crop they grow or something.
I've been to most states, I'll just say if I had to rank states I want to travel to, Mississippi would easily be last. I don't think anything of value would be lost.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

California

 

[Beaniebon]

California or New York

 

[Techpriest]

Alabama.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Either Oregon or Washington. California may also be equally guilty of West Coast hipster SJW liberalism, but at least they bring something to offer with all the food that's grown there. Most of America's fruits and vegetables are grown in California, as far as I can tell.

But if North Korea got rid of Seattle and Portland, I'd be a happy guy.

 

[Piss Clam]

Puerto Rico...wait what? Over a hundred years and four votes and they can't shit or get off the pot.

 

[CWCissey]

I guess Connecticut. It would help stupid kids who can't pronounce or spell it, will get rid of and scare the shit out of elitist fucks and it would cut down on petrol usage and pollution as you'll no longer have people driving to Delaware to get tax free shit.

But only because cities like Portland and San Francisco aren't seemingly options.

 

[AnOminous]

North Korea couldn't deliver a pizza.

 

[talk talk talk]

Georgia. It's the state that has everything that sucks about the US. Shitty SJWs in Atlanta. Shitty rednecks in the rest of the state. Plenty of religious nuts, plenty of over-educated morons. Under-educated morons, too.

Plus, nothing of value comes from that shithole.

 

[_blank_]

We're not nuking Hawaii. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is from there, and so are Spam Musubis.

Instead, I propose we nuke Florida after we get all the wildlife out of there and give the manatees marine-jetpacks or some shit. I'm pretty sure if we got rid of Florida, our unemployment and crime statistics will all fall dramatically. True, it will be sad we wouldn't have Florida Man anymore (unless he becomes Atomic Fire Florida Man which honestly could be a possibility, knowing Florida Man), but in case we do lose him, we'll always have Montana Maniac and San Francisco Shitbag.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not an official state in the US, but Puerto Rico comes to mind.

 

[MMMMMM]

Arkanas, because anybody who reads that and says "Nah, I think I'll pronounce it Arrrrkensawwww! d'HOY!" has it coming.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Quit playing around guys. The answer is obviously Florida.

 

[RI 360]

We're not nuking Hawaii. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is from there, and so are Spam Musubis.

Instead, I propose we nuke Florida after we get all the wildlife out of there and give the manatees marine-jetpacks or some shit. I'm pretty sure if we got rid of Florida, our unemployment and crime statistics will all fall dramatically. True, it will be sad we wouldn't have Florida Man anymore (unless he becomes Atomic Fire Florida Man which honestly could be a possibility, knowing Florida Man), but in case we do lose him, we'll always have Montana Maniac and San Francisco Shitbag.

p sure florida man is nuke proof or would adapt to all our horror.

Arkanas, because anybody who reads that and says "Nah, I think I'll pronounce it Arrrrkensawwww! d'HOY!" has it coming.

I like to pronounce it ar-CANZ-AZZ.