Is there ANY redeemable quality for Chris? -

[Big_Pete_33]

Providing laughter at his fuck ups and misery doesn't count

THe closest thing of altruism is the lemonade stand but even that has ulterior motives and besides, who wants to drink something the same thing Chris drinks?
Another thing I can think up of is that he genuinely loves PAtti and proves that Chris is capable of grief.

Other than that, CHris is stupid as hell and even dictators have charisma and intelligence, so that means Chris is worse than Hitler.

 

[Lefty]

He's in touch with his inner child....Thats about it.

 

[cypocraphy]

No. Worst human being who has ever lived.

 

[soIregistered]

He's easily more entertaining than 90% of the reality TV that exists. We owe him thanks for that.

 

[CatParty]

No

 

[Qqqqq]

If he thinks he knows how to get something he really wants, he'll go for it completely fucktarded at 100mph with arms windmilling trying to get it. Granted the something may be nothing, or there never was anything but someone pointing "something is over there", but that never stopped him.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I think he does; but for him to get those qualities would require a lot of counseling. The chains of misery is what's keeping him like this.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

No

REward for the shortest answer goes to!

 

[Sakamoto]

Without Chris, we'd have no Cwcki Forum.

 

[MrTroll]

He's the True and Honest Creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris has a redeeming quality. Chris is the anti-Hulkster. Chris is here to show the world what happens to those who do not follow the demandments of Hulkamania. Instead of following what the Hulkster says, Chris follows what he imagines God, Jesus and the Bear tells him to do. For that reason, the Hulkster will challenge Chris and the Bear in a handicapped steel cage match up. The Hulkster will feel all of the energy of the little Hulksters and use that energy to slam both Chris and the Bear at the same time, man. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRIS AND THE BEAR, WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

 

[Very Honest Content]

Brother, Chris has a redeeming quality. Chris is the anti-Hulkster. Chris is here to show the world what happens to those who do not follow the demandments of Hulkamania. Instead of following what the Hulkster says, Chris follows what he imagines God, Jesus and the Bear tells him to do. For that reason, the Hulkster will challenge Chris and the Bear in a handicapped steel cage match up. The Hulkster will feel all of the energy of the little Hulksters and use that energy to slam both Chris and the Bear at the same time, man. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRIS AND THE BEAR, WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

I haven't paid for a PPV since '95, but I am ready to call my cable operator right now.

Chris and the Bear vs. The Hulkster = internet dream match! Put it in a steel cage too? BOOK IT NOW!

As for the OP:

Spoiler

 

[Reshiram]

I hate when people say he is the "worst person alive." He has some horrible views on certain groups, but he has the same level of hatred for fucking Xbox. He is not the worst person alive. If he was, and really did have zero redeemable qualities, none of us would be here. For example, I don't give a flying fuck what music Hitler listened to, yet I'll read the page detailing what music Chris likes.

Here are what I deem to be his redeemable qualities:
-In touch with his inner child (admittedly this is 80% of the time creepy, but can be endearing in my personal opinion. I actually think the story about the bear is sort of cute)
-Not a sex threat (believe it or not being a bit touchy with someone on a date doesn't mean you're a rapist)
-He loved his dog Patti
-How he stands so religiously by Sonichu, the dumbest fucking character to ever exist, because it is something he created. I highly doubt any of you would have the balls to make something so idiotic and literally ruin your life over it defending it. Some of you might think he's stupid for doing so but I do slightly admire it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I hate when people say he is the "worst person alive." He has some horrible views on certain groups, but he has the same level of hatred for fucking Xbox. He is not the worst person alive. If he was, and really did have zero redeemable qualities, none of us would be here. For example, I don't give a flying fuck what music Hitler listened to, yet I'll read the page detailing what music Chris likes.

He liked Richard Wagner. Particularly the opera Rienzi; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rienzi.

Chris likes Brittany Spears.

Advantage; History's most infamous criminal. (That's Hitler for you slow-in-the-minds and .)

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

If he thinks he knows how to get something he really wants, he'll go for it completely fucktarded at 100mph with arms windmilling trying to get it.

Kinda of a Goku-get-'em attitude.

 

[José Mourinho]

He's providing me a lot of lulz.

 

[Lefty]

-How he stands so religiously by Sonichu, the dumbest fucking character to ever exist, because it is something he created. I highly doubt any of you would have the balls to make something so idiotic and literally ruin your life over it defending it. Some of you might think he's stupid for doing so but I do slightly admire it.

To be fair, does Chris really grasp how fucking stupid Sonichu is? I know theres a thread in the "sonichu" board discussing this right now. But if he really thought that Sonichu was a good character does it really take balls to stand by it? Objective question.

 

[Hitler]

I hate when people say he is the "worst person alive." He has some horrible views on certain groups, but he has the same level of hatred for fucking Xbox. He is not the worst person alive. If he was, and really did have zero redeemable qualities, none of us would be here. For example, I don't give a flying fuck what music Hitler listened to, yet I'll read the page detailing what music Chris likes.

He liked Richard Wagner. Particularly the opera Rienzi; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rienzi.

Chris likes Brittany Spears.

Advantage; History's most infamous criminal. (That's Hitler for you slow-in-the-minds and .)

Nowadays I'm really into dubstep. I love me some wub-wubs.

 

[Reshiram]

-How he stands so religiously by Sonichu, the dumbest fucking character to ever exist, because it is something he created. I highly doubt any of you would have the balls to make something so idiotic and literally ruin your life over it defending it. Some of you might think he's stupid for doing so but I do slightly admire it.

To be fair, does Chris really grasp how fucking stupid Sonichu is? I know theres a thread in the "sonichu" board discussing this right now. But if he really thought that Sonichu was a good character does it really take balls to stand by it? Objective question.

That is a very good point! Although let's say that Sonichu was an amazing character and we all just didn't get it or were just trying to troll him about it (which is what Chris actually believes I would think) he's still willing to put up with all of this just for the sake of this entirely fictional creation of his

 

[duplo bunnny]

He is capable of building encyclopedic knowledge about a narrow subject area with little expectation of immediate rewards. The subject areas he's chosen are pretty useless, but the trait itself is great. He could theoretically redirect that talent to a more valuable skill set. I don't have any high expectations (or any expectations), but it's something.