Is there any topic Chris is NOT hypocritical about? -

[LucridMockery]

Here's a list of things Chris is hypocritical about......

-Weight - He thinks there's nothing wrong with his "average" physic , but called Kasey fat to her face when he met her. (Kasey calls) He also made fun of Tito's weight.

-Artistic Talent - He makes terrible drawings but holds others to a different standard it would seem.

-Homosexuality- He throws the term around negatively as an insult to seemingly "macho" trolls, yet is extremely feminine himself (Tomgirl antics, bras, admissions of thought of men's butts and weiners cropping into his mind, etc.)

-Hatred & Fear of Handicapped people - He complains about people "fearing his Autism" and doesn't like being around retarded people and their "praying mantis hands" when he himself always does a weird claw thing with his hand and has a handicap himself and fears "slow-in-da-minds". (That's why people don't like to be around you Chris! For the same reasons you don't like being around retarded people! It's awkward and they don't have much to offer, DUH!)

-Gays - Gay men "have a one-way ticket straight to hell" while lesbianism and Tomgirlism is okay.

-Christianity - Professes to be a Christian because he wants all the benefits (Heaven, Godly power bestowed upon him?, and sense of superiority ) yet displays no "Christian-like"qualities it would take to be a good Christian like: honesty, goodwill, generosity, NONJUDGMENTAL attitude, respect of mother and father, abstinence before marriage, not using words in vain (curses and curse words), scholarly knowledge of the Bible, forgiveness (displays it sometimes but then usually back peddles like with Alec & Synder lol), etc. The only thing that seems to be drilled into his mind is to not be gay, so instead of coming out of the closet, he's a "Tomgirl" instead.

-Intelligence - He puts down people for being stupid when he's the dumbest person I've ever seen.

-Looks - Judges others by their looks when he has none, seemingly because of his ego and judging himself by a different standard. By no one else's standard is he even considered "average" now days. He also takes no effort to maintain/improve his looks even though his "sweetheart" must.

-Money - Wants a rich woman, even though he's broke.

-Job - Wants a woman with a job, even though he's worked what? 3 days out of his 13 years of adulthood(4800 days)!

-Parodies - It's ok for him to do a self-proclaimed parody of Sonic but someone else can't do a parody of one of his ideas.

-Leaking Info- It's ok for him to leak embarrassing photos/info of galpals, but not ok for trolls to do so.

-Insults - It's ok for him to insult the other guys on Failosophy but it was mean for people to do it to him.

There is probably more but I can't think of any right now.
Can anyone think of any more?

 

[spaps]

He's not hypocritical about trolls.

 

[Marvin]

-Homosexuality- He throws the term around negatively as an insult to seemingly "macho" trolls, yet is extremely feminine himself (Tomgirl antics, bras, admissions of thought of men's butts and weiners cropping into his mind, etc.)

There's nothing feminine about homosexuality.

Anyway, the most important thing to Chris is Chris. So usually he'll be hypocritical when he doesn't remember his past position and has a new position on the mind or when he does remember but has a good reason to change his position. There's not really much interesting to say about the subject because his behavior is pretty predictable.

 

[LucridMockery]

He's not hypocritical about trolls.

But didn't he, himself "troll" Synder by dropping his dox on the web and encouraging people to troll him. I know he doesn't like some things to happen to himself (like being arrested for doing something worng, because it sucks) but he wishes them on others (like Vivian Gee, Clyde, Liquid) and therefore lies his hypocrisy.

-Homosexuality- He throws the term around negatively as an insult to seemingly "macho" trolls, yet is extremely feminine himself (Tomgirl antics, bras, admissions of thought of men's butts and weiners cropping into his mind, etc.)

There's nothing feminine about homosexuality.

Anyway, the most important thing to Chris is Chris. So usually he'll be hypocritical when he doesn't remember his past position and has a new position on the mind or when he does remember but has a good reason to change his position. There's not really much interesting to say about the subject because his behavior is pretty predictable.

Granted there are some macho gay men, as in ones you wouldn't dream of being gay in a million years unless they told you, but alot of gay men are into feminine activities (fashion, spas, decorating, Brittany Spears music) Girly stuff like Chris's makeup, dual earrings, purse, hair, and skirts go way beyond that! He has called people "sissys" and hates gay men is my point. And basically he hates gays because he thinks "the Bible tells me so" when he breaks tons of Biblical rules himself. God! He's just such a hypocrite! That's really the only problem I have with Chris. Do whatever you want, but at least don't be such a damn hypocrite about it!

 

[Marvin]

-Homosexuality- He throws the term around negatively as an insult to seemingly "macho" trolls, yet is extremely feminine himself (Tomgirl antics, bras, admissions of thought of men's butts and weiners cropping into his mind, etc.)

There's nothing feminine about homosexuality.

Anyway, the most important thing to Chris is Chris. So usually he'll be hypocritical when he doesn't remember his past position and has a new position on the mind or when he does remember but has a good reason to change his position. There's not really much interesting to say about the subject because his behavior is pretty predictable.

Granted there are some macho gay men, as in ones you wouldn't dream of being gay in a million years unless they told you, but alot of gay men are into feminine activities (fashion, spas, decorating, Brittany Spears music) Girly stuff like Chris's makeup, dual earrings, purse, hair, and skirts go way beyond that! He has called people "sissys" and hates gay men is my point. And basically he hates gays because he thinks "the Bible tells me so" when he breaks tons of Biblical rules himself. God! He's just such a hypocrite! That's really the only problem I have with Chris. Do whatever you want, but at least don't be such a damn hypocrite about it!

I think a lot of people would consider those offensive stereotypes about gays.

And if Chris called someone a sissy, it's irrelevant whether or not they're gay, he's still a hypocrite for being a sissy himself. Their sexuality has nothing to do with it.

I'm pretty sure the bible wasn't Chris' source for his hate for gays. I think that was more him looking for an excuse than anything.

 

[spaps]

He's not hypocritical about trolls.

But didn't he, himself "troll" Synder by dropping his dox on the web and encouraging people to troll him. I know he doesn't like some things to happen to himself (like being arrested for doing something worng, because it sucks) but he wishes them on others (like Vivian Gee, Clyde, Liquid) and therefore lies his hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy is when you say something, but then contradict whatever you said by doing it. Wanting bad things to happen to someone, but not to yourself isn't really hypocrisy.
Think of it this way. You don't want to get hit by a car, but you might want some guy you hate to get hit by a car. Is that hypocrisy?
And, that's not really trolling Snyder. Dox isn't trolling, it's just a dick-ish thing to do. If Chris trolled Snyder, himself, then it would be hypocrisy.
Here's the message he gave.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and pester/Troll the hell out of him

Chris only wanted bad things to happen to Snyder, not specifically trolling.

 

[LucridMockery]

He's not hypocritical about trolls.

But didn't he, himself "troll" Synder by dropping his dox on the web and encouraging people to troll him. I know he doesn't like some things to happen to himself (like being arrested for doing something worng, because it sucks) but he wishes them on others (like Vivian Gee, Clyde, Liquid) and therefore lies his hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy is when you say something, but then contradict whatever you said by doing it. Wanting bad things to happen to someone, but not to yourself isn't really hypocrisy.
Think of it this way. You don't want to get hit by a car, but you might want some guy you hate to get hit by a car. Is that hypocrisy?
And, that's not really trolling Snyder. Dox isn't trolling, it's just a dick-ish thing to do. If Chris trolled Snyder, himself, then it would be hypocrisy.
Here's the message he gave.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and pester/Troll the hell out of him

Chris only wanted bad things to happen to Snyder, not specifically trolling.

Wait....his handle was "Everybody Loves Chris" lol should be Everybody Thinks Chris Is A Weirdo

Well everything bad he does, like wishing bad things upon people, can be construed as hypocritical because he constantly talks about how great of a guy he is. He thinks others should be "punished" for "bad" behavior, but when he does something wrong there should be no consequence. He admits he was in the wrong about some of the things that went down at the GamePlace years ago before the banning ( like hoking up his game console without permission)

But also is says right there in the quote. He though it was ok for people to "troll" synder. I guess I take that a different way. Also remember the videos where he said he was "trolling the trolls" but he failed miserably of course and gave up on that idea.

 

[spaps]

Wait....his handle was "Everybody Loves Chris" lol should be Everybody Thinks Chris Is A Weirdo

Well everything bad he does, like wishing bad things upon people, can be construed as hypocritical because he constantly talks about how great of a guy he is. He thinks others should be "punished" for "bad" behavior, but when he does something wrong there should be no consequence. He admits he was in the wrong about some of the things that went down at the GamePlace years ago before the banning ( like hoking up his game console without permission)

But also is says right there in the quote. He though it was ok for people to "troll" synder. I guess I take that a different way. Also remember the videos where he said he was "trolling the trolls" but he failed miserably of course and gave up on that idea.

It actually wasn't, I just had Everybody Loves Raymond on the mind for some reason (funny, as I don't even watch that show).
Anyway, I guess you're right there, but his trolling hypocrisy isn't as blatant as his other hypocrisies.

 

[CatParty]

He's not hypocritical about trolls.

But didn't he, himself "troll" Synder by dropping his dox on the web and encouraging people to troll him. I know he doesn't like some things to happen to himself (like being arrested for doing something worng, because it sucks) but he wishes them on others (like Vivian Gee, Clyde, Liquid) and therefore lies his hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy is when you say something, but then contradict whatever you said by doing it. Wanting bad things to happen to someone, but not to yourself isn't really hypocrisy.
Think of it this way. You don't want to get hit by a car, but you might want some guy you hate to get hit by a car. Is that hypocrisy?
And, that's not really trolling Snyder. Dox isn't trolling, it's just a dick-ish thing to do. If Chris trolled Snyder, himself, then it would be hypocrisy.
Here's the message he gave.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and pester/Troll the hell out of him

Chris only wanted bad things to happen to Snyder, not specifically trolling.

yeah he wants the gameplace to burn down.

not to mention he also specifically maliciously doxed megan

 

[Henry Bemis]

He's not really hypocritical about his political opinions (just inconsistent), largely because he doesn't give a shit about politics.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Much of Chris' hypocrisy is really just delusion. For example, as far as Chris is concerned, he isn't fat and he is a highly talented artist. Therefor it's perfectly ok to take a stance of superiority on others.

Also Chris simply thinks in the way that benefits him most at that particular point in time.

 

[Spork]

I think a lot of people would consider those offensive stereotypes about gays.

And if Chris called someone a sissy, it's irrelevant whether or not they're gay, he's still a hypocrite for being a sissy himself. Their sexuality has nothing to do with it.

I'm pretty sure the bible wasn't Chris' source for his hate for gays. I think that was more him looking for an excuse than anything.

I think it went like this:

1. Greene County Incident, Bob calls the principle and the board of education homosexuals. Chris sees homosexuals as "people who hate me for no reason" at the worst.
2. Years pass. Chris begins his love quest. Every time he tries to ask a girl out, he hears "I've already got a boyfriend" or "Sorry, I'm gay". Chris promptly develops a hatred of men and homosexuality for making it hard for him to get china.
3. Trolls arrive on the scene and begin to question Chris's sexuality for the lulz. Chris associates homosexuality with trolls.
4. Family Guy episode that mentions Leviticus airs. Chris actually checks his bible and adds it to the list of excuses to hate homosexuals.

 

[CatParty]

I think a lot of people would consider those offensive stereotypes about gays.

And if Chris called someone a sissy, it's irrelevant whether or not they're gay, he's still a hypocrite for being a sissy himself. Their sexuality has nothing to do with it.

I'm pretty sure the bible wasn't Chris' source for his hate for gays. I think that was more him looking for an excuse than anything.

I think it went like this:

1. Greene County Incident, Bob calls the principle and the board of education homosexuals. Chris sees homosexuals as "people who hate me for no reason" at the worst.
2. Years pass. Chris begins his love quest. Every time he tries to ask a girl out, he hears "I've already got a boyfriend" or "Sorry, I'm gay". Chris promptly develops a hatred of men and homosexuality for making it hard for him to get china.
3. Trolls arrive on the scene and begin to question Chris's sexuality for the lulz. Chris associates homosexuality with trolls.
4. Family Guy episode that mentions Leviticus airs. Chris actually checks his bible and adds it to the list of excuses to hate homosexuals.

i also think he may have been teased in school about being "gay"

for example:

or the fact he only liked to hang around with girls.

 

[Hasharin]

Hypocrisy is when you say something, but then contradict whatever you said by doing it. Wanting bad things to happen to someone, but not to yourself isn't really hypocrisy.

Well, at one point he trolled us CRUELLY; casuing much Emotional Distress & Pain .

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

I think Chris is hypocritical without even knowing it. The concept of hypocrisy is too complex and abstract for someone so simple-minded.

 

[LucridMockery]

I think Chris is hypocritical without even knowing it. The concept of hypocrisy is too complex and abstract for someone so simple-minded.

I guess you're right. It's just so frustrating. There's no getting thru that damn dirty thick skull of his.

 

[QI 541]

Chris is a hypocrite because he never thinks about his own actions. When Alec made Chris think about his own trolling, his brain couldn't take it and he ran away to go play vidya. The mere idea that he could have done something wrong terrifies him and causes his brain to shut down.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Chris is a hypocrite because he never thinks about his own actions. When Alec made Chris think about his own trolling, his brain couldn't take it and he ran away to go play vidya. The mere idea that he could have done something wrong terrifies him and causes his brain to shut down.

Learning to face oneself is one of the key components to growing up, Chris just doesn't want to grow up.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I have no clue what he would NOT be hypocritical about but his new Facebook post is full of hypocrisy!

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think hypocrisy is the right word for Chris's opinions. Most of them ultimately boil down to "It's OK if King CWC does it, and anything that gives him the prickly-wicklies is wrong". In his mind there's no attempt to put himself on the same footing with other people, or to play by the same set of rules.