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[Null]

ted cruz liked a porn video on twitter and it's international news already but apparently the porn actress looks just like his wife

the debate is on: IS TED A CUCK? Does he like seeing OTHER MEN fuck his wife (cuck), or does he like seeing a woman who LOOKS LIKE HIS WIFE in porn (sweet, loves his wife)?

 

[TL 611]

The actress that looks like his wife walks in on a dude banging a teenager

I'm voting yes for Mrs Cruz being a cuck, not Ted.

 

[Null]

The actress that looks like his wife walks in on a dude banging a teenager

I'm voting yes for Mrs Cruz being a cuck, not Ted.

DOES HE LIKE CUCKING HIS WIFE?????

THERE ARE SO MANY LAYERS TO THIS STORY

 

[Hui]

Mega cuck. He is literally Anthony Burch.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I SHOUT AND ALL CAPS TO FEEL IMPORTANT.

ALSO, HE'S A CUCK!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He's Trump's personal cuckold

 

[Cuntster]

Lol cuck faggot in the butt big black dongs lmao anyone got sum kewl new dank memes omg lol XD

Spoiler: Lol julaaAaAay!!!

JESSAAAYYYY

Note: Warning for the more sensitive Kiwis: the above spoiler features an image of Chris Chandler's split-open taint aka "UnClit 2.0".

 

[SpessCaptain]

He just loves his wife but she can't give all to him.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

i refuse to believe this is real

 

[BILLY MAYS]

He's cucking his wife who cucked him.

It's fourth dimensional cuckoldry.

 

[CWCissey]

TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC CUCKER!

 

[soryu]

bet he definitely has sex with other women, but his wife doesnt know. probably fantasizes about her secretly finding out and liking it.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Its sad, really. The porn actress looks like his wife if she was ten years younger...It is like he subconsciously telling everyone that he hates that she is aging.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Its sad, really. The porn actress looks like his wife if she was ten years younger...It like he subconsciously is telling everyone that he hates that she is aging.

Like any normal man would.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is the opposite of cucking. This is just being in a loving relationship. He's a busy man who can't always be at home with his wife, but he still needs to jerk off, so he just picks a woman that looks exactly like her.

You lamebrain libtards wouldn't know a healthy heterosexual relationship and the accompanying masturbatory habits if it bit ya right in your politically correct butthole.

 

[Keystone]

Cucking his wife for sure. The Zodiac just doesn't get cucked.

 

[Deez Nuts]

LOL at his mistake but porns not cheating. In some twisted way it's almost sweet he found one that looks like his wife.

 

[Cato]

In before he has some staffer with access to the account take the bullet for him on this.

 

[MrTroll]

This is like some terrible attempt at a pre-emptive diversion from a homo scandal Ted's about to get caught up in. Tomorrow's National Enquirer lead story:

"SENATOR TED CRUZ IMPLICATED IN ETHIOPIAN MALE PROSTITUTION RING"

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Like any normal man would.

Yeah, but to announce it to all the world is pretty embarrassing for both of them.