Is your birthday on kiwifarms your real one? - Inb4 data-mining thread by the legitimate state of isreal.

[Eryngium]

Purely out of curiosity, I wonder how many poor people get a "Happy birthday" when it's not actually their birthday.

 

[Quijibo69]

I didn't post my real one because I used my brain.

 

[Rand /pol/]

No, and because of this I got the best birthday present I've ever had not on my birthday, which is both funny and sad at the same time.

 

[Bassomatic]

One of the more interesting things on this site is the truth peppered with a spec of bread crumbs off to the side so people can't really follow you home.

If it is or isn't, isn't something one should say. Plus it also lists year so maybe date is right year is not. etc etc.

It's not dishonest to mis label it on a site like this, if anything a wise idea and just a little track covering as there are some turbo speds that hate us big time and one thing that really I do think is true, many people here have real lives, friends, homes familes etc.

So yeah if my bday isn't my real one and I throw a thanks for well wishes on a date, I'm not lying to kiwis we are skewing the trail of the hate boner tards.

 

[sperginity]

I made mine say april fools on here, but that's not my birthday IRL.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

No.

 

[SweetDee]

lol no

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

nice try nsa

 

[Ruin]

No I was born in 1897

 

[Keystone]

Do you think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies, or falsify information?

 

[Nekromantik]

Nope, still nice to hear Happy Birthday on my Kiwi birthday. They're just a little early... or is it a little late. ?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

No, I used YOUR real birthday.

 

[pozilei]

Wait a minute, I was supposed to not use my real birthday?!?!

I still like getting or sending the occasional happy birthday message despite most of us knowing it's not really real because we're all paranoid weirdos.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

In actuality, I was born yesterday.

 

[Just A Butt]

If I tell you it isn’t the real one, that somewhat defeats the purpose of making it fake.

That being said, I saw no harm in setting it as my actual birthday.

 

[QU 734]

No, I just list my SSN.

 

[Shiversblood]

Everyone who has their birthday on 4/20 are liars

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

No I was born in 1897

I was born yesterday.
But yesterday was Groundhog's Day.
And I'm stuck in this hell forever.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Everyone who has their birthday on 4/20 are liars

Except for @Hitler.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Except for @Hitler.

And Columbine.