is your refrigerator running? -

[Penis Drager]

Asking for a friend.

 

[draggs]

Not since I kneecapped it

 

[Penis Drager]

Not since I kneecapped it

Lucky you. A good friend of mine runs a HVAC repair service and is looking to expand his horizons.
Simply put your credit card information here and he'll have your fridge up and running like it was brand new for the low low price of $49.99 (+tax)
No problem is too big a problem at Peavey's HVAC and refrigeration!

 

[draggs]

Lucky you. A good friend of mine runs a HVAC repair service and is looking to expand his horizons.
Simply put your credit card information here and he'll have your fridge up and running like it was brand new for the low low price of $49.99 (+tax)
No problem is too big a problem at Peavey's HVAC and refrigeration!

I didn't shatter my refrigerator's knees to subsidize Peavey's meth habit

 

[Penis Drager]

I didn't shatter my refrigerator's knees to subsidize Peavey's meth habit

Oh! I see you're aware of Peavey's alternative payment plan. Did you know that he also takes the following?

• Mastercard
• American Express
• sexual favors
• Money orders
• black tar heroin

And more!

 

[draggs]

Oh! I see you're aware of Peavey's alternative payment plan. Did you know that he also takes the following?

• Mastercard
• American Express
• sexual favors
• Money orders
• black tar heroin

And more!

I know all about Peavey's generous flexibility regarding squaring things up

 

[Penis Drager]

I know all about Peavey's generous flexibility regarding squaring things up

And he's sure to square you up if you don't buy his goddamn services!
He is (reportedly) endorsed by:

• Northern California chapter of the Hell's Angels
• Norteños
• Placer County Sheriff's department
• California Sex Offender Registry
  and much, much, more!

Ronald Peavey will (allegedly) make sure you can't run if you don't let him fix your goddamn fridge for the low low price of $49.99!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One should catch it then...

 

[gangweedfan]

yes

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Uhhh sort of?

Spoiler

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