Israeli Election ~IRONDOME~ - Israeli in Crisis Chapter IV: 37 Parties Enter, 38 Parties Leave Somehow

[HiramTheGrift]

why do kosher joints refuse to put cheese on the burgers? I seen you guys eating cheese so whats the excuse?

I can't confirm my (((power level))) but kosher laws prohibit meat and dairy in the same meal. Depending on what type of orthodox jew you are, you'll wait 3-6 hours between eating meat and dairy.

You can eat meat and cheese but not at the same time. There's an exception for fish iirc

 

[Gone Ham]

There was no cheese on the burgers

I know. The burger still tasted good though

 

[Cool Dog]

I can't confirm my (((power level))) but kosher laws prohibit meat and dairy in the same meal. Depending on what type of orthodox jew you are, you'll wait 3-6 hours between eating meat and dairy.

You can eat meat and cheese but not at the same time. There's an exception for fish iirc

That its some BS rule, no wonder the place was almost empty also there were no khazar milkers, what a letdown

I know. The burger still tasted good though

Nah it was meh at best

 

[Gone Ham]

I can't confirm my (((power level))) but kosher laws prohibit meat and dairy in the same meal. Depending on what type of orthodox jew you are, you'll wait 3-6 hours between eating meat and dairy.

You can eat meat and cheese but not at the same time. There's an exception for fish iirc

So this means I can’t eat out Abby Shapiro then drink her Khazar milk within 3 hours?

 

[HiramTheGrift]

You could drink Abby's milk, rince your mouth, then eat her out immediately after. But if you eat her out you'll have to w8 because them's God's rules

 

[Cool Dog]

You could drink Abby's milk, rince your mouth, then eat her out immediately after. But if you eat her out you'll have to w8 because them's God's rules

What about tittyfucking? technically I'm putting my meat between her milkers

 

[soy_king]

What about tittyfucking? technically I'm putting my meat between her milkers

As long as you don't finish you should be fine. Otherwise it would be sodomy.

 

[Gone Ham]

On topic, but what actually did end up for the result?

 

[HiramTheGrift]

On topic, but what actually did end up for the result?

How dare you.

Israeli magic 8-ball - will there be a new Prime Minister?
>Shake shake shake

fk me

You can see the deets about the party makeup here. (Private window bypasses the paywall)
tl;dr You need 61 seats (of the 120 seat Knesset) to form a government. Netanyahu's coalition has 54 seats. Yesh Atid is leading the anti coalition with 57 seats. The remaining two parties are secular-right Yamina and Arab party Ra'am. The head of Yamina is considering joining the anti-Netanyahu bloc. A government this difficult to form shows little chance of lasting anyway. The current president (not prime minister) of Israel gets to decide who gets the first opportunity to form the coalition. They have twoish(?) weeks to form it. If they fail the other side has a chance. If they also fail then the fifth round begins and we'll all do this again

 

[Gone Ham]

The jews are up to their old tricks I see

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

It sure would be hypocritical to expel minorities. Maybe Israel was a mistake?

Rules like that only apply to whitey.

 

[Cool Dog]

Otherwise it would be sodomy.

What? also I thought sodomy wasnt forbidden in judaism

 

[Gone Ham]

What? also I thought sodomy wasnt forbidden in judaism

Sure as hell isn’t banned in the catholic section of the city

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Ra'am has agreed to join Bibi

https://www.algemeiner.com/2021/03/...l-support-a-netanyahu-coalition-from-outside/

MK Mansour Abbas’ Ra’am Party has decided in principle to back a coalition under Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while remaining outside it, a senior party official told Israel Hayom.

According to the official, the decision to provide “outside” support for a coalition led by the prime minister does not necessarily mean that Ra’am will recommend to President Reuven Rivlin that he tap Netanyahu to form the next government. The official added that the decision to support a Netanyahu-led coalition could change if Ra’am’s demands were not met.
The official explained that Ra’am would insist that leader of the far-right Otzma Yehudit Party Itamar Ben-Gvir not be given any operative role or any high-ranking ministerial portfolio in the new government, and that significantly larger budgets are allocated to fight crime in the Arab sector. The party also plans to discuss the cancellation of or major changes to the Nation-State Law.

Demands are:
>Don't allow the leader of a Jewish fascist party to have any roles
>Raise budget to fight Arab crime (Bibi was already doing this)
>Discuss changes to the Nationstate law (I think raising of Arabic to official language status isnt too much to ask for)

 

[Gone Ham]

Ra'am has agreed to join Bibi

https://www.algemeiner.com/2021/03/...l-support-a-netanyahu-coalition-from-outside/



Demands are:
>Don't allow the leader of a Jewish fascist party to have any roles
>Raise budget to fight Arab crime (Bibi was already doing this)
>Discuss changes to the Nationstate law (I think raising of Arabic to official language status isnt too much to ask for)

oh lord Federalist Israel

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

oh lord Federalist Israel

Important note: Ra'am is outside of the government. They will have no seats in the cabinet/ministries. No federalist Israel today.

 

[Gone Ham]

Important note: Ra'am is outside of the government. They will have no seats in the cabinet/ministries. No federalist Israel today.

damn it

 

[Forever Sunrise]

It never ceases to astonish me that people still somehow believe Israel is a world-class political juggernaut that can sway America to its will with the casual wave of a finger, when it can't even form a majority government to make a single decision deeper than 'sling some more missiles into gaza i guess?'.