it has been roughly 14 days since the last mass shooting -

[Deadwaste]

the last mass shooting that was news worthy was @FuckYou 's shit of a shooting spree on the 7th. so far so good
cant wait for null to shoot up a school next year

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Hold my beer.

 

[Bad Times]

People are only going to try and one up this year, time to invest into sofas.

 

[LofaSofa]

If you ever find yourself in the middle of a shooting spree just make sure you're near a sofa and you should be fine.

 

[0 1]

 

[Quijibo69]

Deadwaste are you trying to tell us something?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

the 2010's have been one hell of a decade

 

[Fleeb]

 

[Deadwaste]

Deadwaste are you trying to tell us something?

all schools closed up today for christmas break. i would be dead rn if that were the case

....

Spoiler

louisiana columbine 2018 confirmed

 

[A Hot Potato]

I love it when a lot of people fucking die.

 

[Tranhuviya]

all schools closed up today for christmas break. i would be dead rn if that were the case

....

Spoiler

louisiana columbine 2018 confirmed

Just go to a gas station and start shooting, you little bitch.

 

[TiggerNits]

Don't shoot places up. It's super fucking gay.

This message brought to you by Mike Pence

 

[Orkeosaurus]

how the fuck is 2 deaths considered a mass shooting?
Yeah I get that he wanted to kill more but come on.

 

[Uncle Warren]

the last mass shooting that was news worthy was @FuckYou 's shit of a shooting spree on the 7th. so far so good
cant wait for null to shoot up a school next year

That was not a mass shooting. That was an impotent rage fueled sperg flailing about with a fucking rifle.

 

[Deadwaste]

That was not a mass shooting. That was an impotent rage fueled sperg flailing about with a fucking rifle.

it's in the list of mass school shootings in america so it counts
also we're a source for it so there's that

 

[Uncle Warren]

it's in the list of mass school shootings in america so it counts
also we're a source for it so there's that

If you say wikipedia I will dox you just so I can come to your house and slap you over and over again.

 

[Deadwaste]

If you say wikipedia I will dox you just so I can come to your house and slap you over and over again.

...that's exactly what it is though

 

[Deadwaste]

tbf i didnt say it tho

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

If you ever find yourself in the middle of a shooting spree just make sure you're near a sofa and you should be fine.

If you're gonna hitchhike the galaxy, you've gotta know where your towel sofa is.

 

[Shokew]

Don't worry - once 2018 comes around, expect more and more shootings than ever; it's all these cowards have left, rather than solving their problems for real.

Hopefully, most of these shootings will likely be carried out by r.etards who can't aim/shoot for shit, so fewer people die as possible.