It turns out Midlothian, VA isn't far from Ruckersville -

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TrippinKahlua

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Its a less than 2-hour drive, as a matter of fact. Since he seems to hold so much nostalgia for the city of Richmond, how come he hasn't bothered driving to see it in recent years? Even before Barb started forcing him to stay home, he ventured away a few times (Went to Ohio to see Julie, went on a hike near a mountain, went to PVCC which is south past Charlottesville).

When moping about High school, he seems to hold a lot of regret for not keeping better contact with his gal pals, if Ruckersville was actually within driving distance, why did he not care to drive? It's not like he wasn't able to - all graduates should know how to drive a car.
 

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Not as expensive as where I live. And I don't have any :tugboat: just a $180 a week paycheck. Yet I still drive and jam out in my snazzy purple car.

Besides, Gas wasn't that expensive in 2001.
 

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Chris is lazy. The only way they would stay in contact is if they did all the work.
 

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I get Richmond news, I'll know that Chris has arrived when they do a report on a suspicious man walking around the perimeter of Manchester High. They report on everything.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Kamen Rider Black said:
Chris is lazy. The only way they would stay in contact is if they did all the work.

So if he wants to see Midlothian, his old high school, etc. he should expect SOMEONE ELSE to take him, is what you mean?
 

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Alongside EXPENSIVE GAS, his car(s?) would probably be in too poor of a condition to drive anywhere besides within the Ruckersville city limits.
 

TrippinKahlua

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He still goes to Charlottesville, as proven by the Field Agent siting. C-Ville is essentially halfway there since the most direct route to Midlothian would be a highway, and you can drive much faster on those.

And don't Charb still own at least four cars? There's Son-Chu, the mitsubishi, the van and the BMW.
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
And don't Charb still own at least four cars? There's Son-Chu, the mitsubishi, the van and the BMW.

Whoever said that those four cars could drive on the highway (or anywhere else) properly without breaking down? Some of them may already just be redneck-style "decorations" right now.
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
He still goes to Charlottesville, as proven by the Field Agent siting. C-Ville is essentially halfway there since the most direct route to Midlothian would be a highway, and you can drive much faster on those.

And don't Charb still own at least four cars? There's Son-Chu, the mitsubishi, the van and the BMW.

In recent pictures, it seems as though the chandlers have gotten rid of most of the junk cars. They just have the Dodge van, Chris' Cadillac, and Bob's BMW.
 

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My guess is that what Chris misses is not the physical place itself but his high school experience. He misses being in an environment in which literally nothing is expected of him other than not engaging in some kind of extreme misbehavior. Going to the location of the high school without also receiving the treatment he got while he was enrolled there would be futile for him.
 

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NegaCWC said:
My guess is that what Chris misses is not the physical place itself but his high school experience. He misses being in an environment in which literally nothing is expected of him other than not engaging in some kind of extreme misbehavior. Going to the location of the high school without also receiving the treatment he got while he was enrolled there would be futile for him.

And gas is pretty expensive for Chris to drive out of town just to reminisce about the good ol' days while sitting by his lonesome playing handheld vidya in public. Chris can already do that within Ruckersville.
 

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Mourning Dove said:
NegaCWC said:
My guess is that what Chris misses is not the physical place itself but his high school experience. He misses being in an environment in which literally nothing is expected of him other than not engaging in some kind of extreme misbehavior. Going to the location of the high school without also receiving the treatment he got while he was enrolled there would be futile for him.

And gas is pretty expensive for Chris to drive out of town just to reminisce about the good ol' days while sitting by his lonesome playing handheld vidya in public. Chris can already do that within Ruckersville.

you forget that Chis is very very stupid :stupid: he may not even know how to get there for all we know
 

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TrippinKahlua said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Chris is lazy. The only way they would stay in contact is if they did all the work.

So if he wants to see Midlothian, his old high school, etc. he should expect SOMEONE ELSE to take him, is what you mean?

Essentially. Chris needs an engraved invitation, a blow-j, and your eternal indentured servitude to do anything.
 

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Chris doesn't want to visit the Midlothian of today. There's nothing there for him.

A blue minivan won't get Chris to the Midlothian he wants to visit. For that he needs a time machine.
 

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A-№1 said:
Chris doesn't want to visit the Midlothian of today. There's nothing there for him.

A blue minivan won't get Chris to the Midlothian he wants to visit. For that he needs a time machine.

He needs Christopher Lloyd to make one for him out of a used short bus.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Why is he literally uninterested in doing what he wants to do? Is he that unassertive?
 
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