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random_pickle

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Crap topic name, I know, but I really couldn't think of anything else.

As we all know, Chris has practically alienated almost all his former "friends", Megan, Mimms, Lucas, his Gal-pals, the list is getting bigger. He now sees all this people as trolls or traitors or what have you. However, before all this, Chris has created items based on these people in a positive light such as the Megan Shrine, the My Little Pony version of Mimms, and it wouldn't surprise me if he had something on his Gal-Pals. Now that all these people are evil in Chrissy's eyes, what do you think Chris has done to these items that he made of them? Of course, they are destroyed in the fire now, but I'm talking about before the fire.
 

Misto

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Did he ever take the Megan Shrine down? I can imagine him being so lazy and resistant to change that he just left it there and ignored it.
 

Coldgrip

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Misto said:
Did he ever take the Megan Shrine down?
Well, in a manner of speaking he did...
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Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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Well, he recently said that the ShecameforCWC original drawing was torn into pieces and STORED in an envelope or something like that for GodBear knows what autistic purpose.

So I guess that in 14 Branchland Court nothing gets throw out ever.
 

JeffGoldblumIRL

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Misto said:
Did he ever take the Megan Shrine down? I can imagine him being so lazy and resistant to change that he just left it there and ignored it.

He slowly decommissioned the Shrine a few years ago, before the turn of the decade, starting with the artwork (Megan's) and slowly parted the manga, DVD's, and other items back into his general collection.
 

Francine StripeCheer

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He also kept several "shamed past relationship art works" in a crumpled envelope so they wouldn't contaminate the main collection. The original SheCameForCWC was there too, but it was presumably lost in the fire
 

Zim

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Francine StripeCheer said:
He also kept several "shamed past relationship art works" in a crumpled envelope so they wouldn't contaminate the main collection. The original SheCameForCWC was there too, but it was presumably lost in the fire

One of the misteries of CWC is why he keeps crap that makes him angry and sad. :stupid:
 

Stuff and Things

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Zim said:
Francine StripeCheer said:
He also kept several "shamed past relationship art works" in a crumpled envelope so they wouldn't contaminate the main collection. The original SheCameForCWC was there too, but it was presumably lost in the fire

One of the misteries of CWC is why he keeps crap that makes him angry and sad. :stupid:

So he can keep being angry and sad, that way he will have a reason to play the victim for all his life.
 

thedarkknight

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Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, he recently said that the ShecameforCWC original drawing was torn into pieces and STORED in an envelope or something like that for GodBear knows what autistic purpose.

So I guess that in 14 Branchland Court nothing gets throw out ever.

What if there was a strong wind in the area and all of Chris's artwork flew through the hole in the ceiling and scattered around the neighborhood?
 

Silvana

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thedarkknight said:
Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, he recently said that the ShecameforCWC original drawing was torn into pieces and STORED in an envelope or something like that for GodBear knows what autistic purpose.

So I guess that in 14 Branchland Court nothing gets throw out ever.

What if there was a strong wind in the area and all of Chris's artwork flew through the hole in the ceiling and scattered around the neighborhood?

Well, supposing the firefighters hadn't already taken it, if Chris' artwork was dispersed around the neighbourhood, I imagine there'd be some seriously confused kids asking their parents about the strange drawings they found on the street...

Still, look on the bright side - Chris always said his work was intended for children! :tomgirl:
 

JeffGoldblumIRL

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thedarkknight said:
Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, he recently said that the ShecameforCWC original drawing was torn into pieces and STORED in an envelope or something like that for GodBear knows what autistic purpose.

So I guess that in 14 Branchland Court nothing gets throw out ever.

What if there was a strong wind in the area and all of Chris's artwork flew through the hole in the ceiling and scattered around the neighborhood?

Then it would be like the intro sequence to Goosebumps except infinitely worse.
 

Greg Sestero

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Zim said:
Francine StripeCheer said:
He also kept several "shamed past relationship art works" in a crumpled envelope so they wouldn't contaminate the main collection. The original SheCameForCWC was there too, but it was presumably lost in the fire

One of the misteries of CWC is why he keeps crap that makes him angry and sad. :stupid:

Autism.
 

qld

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thedarkknight said:
Chrus Chundlur said:
Well, he recently said that the ShecameforCWC original drawing was torn into pieces and STORED in an envelope or something like that for GodBear knows what autistic purpose.

So I guess that in 14 Branchland Court nothing gets throw out ever.

What if there was a strong wind in the area and all of Chris's artwork flew through the hole in the ceiling and scattered around the neighborhood?

That would probably be as good as the time I was helping my friend move and decided to stack four milk crates full of gay porn mags on a dolly. I wheeled it out the door, onto the porch, they slipped and everyone of them spilled out...just as the mailman was walking toward the door.
 

Right Back Man

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Imagine a firefighter finding ShecameforCWC laying on the floor, un-folded, covered in Christopher's navy. He/she would be horrified.
 

Silver

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Right Back Man said:
Imagine a firefighter finding ShecameforCWC laying on the floor, un-folded, covered in Christopher's navy. He/she would be horrified.

I would be too if it was Christopher's.
 

Anchuent Christory

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The sad thing is, the drawings Megan drew for him are pretty much the only true gestures of friendship that he's ever had, he's just too fucking stupid and delusional to realise.
 

Tubular Monkey

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Anchuent Christory said:
The sad thing is, the drawings Megan drew for him are pretty much the only true gestures of friendship that he's ever had, he's just too fucking stupid and delusional to realise.

Gestures of kindness to Chris, be they out of friendship or pity, equal, "You have initiated contact with me. You now belong to me."
 

CWCissey

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Batman said:
Why don't more people call him Christopher? We all know it would piss him off.

So as not to sully the name of High Lord Walken.
 
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