It was a purer era for lolcows.
The Lolcows were a great band before they SOLD OUT.
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The Lolcows were a great band before they SOLD OUT.
I remember tuning into that New Years stream with my friend just in time to hear Jace start screeching "I CAN GET PUSSY" at Eli.
I have to say the only thing I really know deaglenation from is this video
That said I went in knowing absolutely nothing, nothing at all, and felt like I got the full experience.
That said I went in knowing absolutely nothing, nothing at all, and felt like I got the full experience.
I've only really heard about Deagle Nation from the wiki article on it, but it seems like it would have been really fun to experience it in real time. I can't belive that in 11 pages no one has posted the picture of the race war van:
Also, happy belated birthday, null!
Also, happy belated birthday, null!
Well it's not completely unbelievable. If some internet weirdo came out of nowhere to claim Brianna Wu tried to assassinate him through his car you'd say "obviously a performance", right? If you spend years building up the character as a nutter while they go off the deep end into Terry Davis territory then it's a lot more believable. We've all known someone like that, right?
2014-2015 was the best time I ever had on the internet. Believing that Deagle Nation was real and following this tard all day every day was peak internet - everything since then sucks but at least I was along for the ride.
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The wannabe marine commando thing was so funny I can't pick my favourite moment as he'd one-up himself all the way to Brianna Wu finale. He imitated the delusions very well, and it's quite a feat how the ruse held out for so long considering how over the top it was.
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Super big newfag here, but been a fan of the stream for awhile. Happy birthday Null! Excited for the stream tonight.
I'm on my computer now and since its easier to type, I will talk about my real favorite moment.
The night I successfully Weened Jace.
I was not expecting it, let alone for Jace to answer my stupid question so quickly.
I didn't often get to see livestreams because of work, but I happened to be off for this certain one. As I'm sitting in the chat, watching Jace's arrogant "DN" shield spinning in the background, I see everyone doing the usual cocksucking they did to Jace, and I type "I don't even know what I'm doing here, I don't want to listen to Jace's eternally angry voice."
A few minutes later, Jace was in the chat. Of course, everyone else is kissing his ass saying shit like "You go Jace!" and in the middle of all this, I ask Jace a question. "Jace, have you ever experienced happiness in your life?" It was another pathetic "notice me Sempai" post, but to my shock, Jace responded to it less than five seconds.
"I'm experiencing it right now bro!" I had forgotten, he even said so in the description that he was coming down from a mushroom trip, so of course, he'd be happy.
The night I successfully Weened Jace.
I was not expecting it, let alone for Jace to answer my stupid question so quickly.
I didn't often get to see livestreams because of work, but I happened to be off for this certain one. As I'm sitting in the chat, watching Jace's arrogant "DN" shield spinning in the background, I see everyone doing the usual cocksucking they did to Jace, and I type "I don't even know what I'm doing here, I don't want to listen to Jace's eternally angry voice."
A few minutes later, Jace was in the chat. Of course, everyone else is kissing his ass saying shit like "You go Jace!" and in the middle of all this, I ask Jace a question. "Jace, have you ever experienced happiness in your life?" It was another pathetic "notice me Sempai" post, but to my shock, Jace responded to it less than five seconds.
"I'm experiencing it right now bro!" I had forgotten, he even said so in the description that he was coming down from a mushroom trip, so of course, he'd be happy.
I had friends over to watch the New Year's Eve stream. Good times. Especially the humbug of them actually being offline during 12:00.
Jace also is what finally got me to kick my WWE habit by him streaming opposite Raw so much. Now I watch different wrasslin.
I've gone back and watched the old stuff again every now and then, but without the hyperactive nature of having the chats and threads to keep up with during the streams they're not the same
Jace also is what finally got me to kick my WWE habit by him streaming opposite Raw so much. Now I watch different wrasslin.
I've gone back and watched the old stuff again every now and then, but without the hyperactive nature of having the chats and threads to keep up with during the streams they're not the same
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I can't believe Jan kidnapped Jace
I wasn't here for deagle nation and the one thing I could never work out even after reading the various pages on the saga was whether Tyce was also a character or whether he was legitimately blazed/low-functioning. Can any oldfags fill me in on that?
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He was a character too.
Soap and the grilled cheese fire was one of the best things to remember from the Sims streams Jace did. Jace tries to start off with a nice home and a wife named after a Metal Gear Solid character. Cue losing the home to grilled cheese and Meryl to John Cena. Best part of it though was Jace trying to commit suicide and later on moving into a gamer shack and adopting two kids.
There was also the Sims stream of a young Stryker offing his dad.
Mentioning the Reuben interview, that deserves to be put up on here for one to know that as the lolcow we didn't know to be a ruse, Jace beating a guy in an interview.
One should also mention Tyce's Marine Trained Teen. It's better than all the other rap out there.
Jan's ability to keep up the ruse was truly the greatest achievement in fucking with everyone. As for the character itself, Jace Connors was the greatest lolcow we had before we get all the other threads on incels, transgender ratkings, and various beauty parlor individuals. Never kept up with all the streams save a few moments of the Sims 3 and Postal 2 but I can never forget the time @Dork Of Ages and I managed to get into a G-Mod server with Jace.
While the barricade stream was my favorite, here's some honorable mentions:
- Jace going on a rant after discovering some atheist sperg, and suddenly typing "atheist trick shot" out of nowhere because he tried to open up google and didn't realize he was still on twitter.
- Everything with the Sims, especially Jace's idol John Cena stealing his tactical Waifu, Stryker losing literally everything and having to live on a shitty gamer raft on the river with his adoptive kids, his adopted son Benito literally going insane and constantly running off to sleep in random patches of dirt around town, turning his dog soap into a wolf girl so he can have another wife, and Stryker shooting a computer during his quest for immortality that caused a huge explosion that killed him.
- Tyce shaving his head to be a skinhead and then wearing a shitty wig to hide it once he got bored of it.
- Tyce ordering a fuckload of anatomical skeletons and placing them all around his house to piss off his dad.
- Eli living in a shack in Israel and kicking his broken computer whilst declaring that he fucked it's mom.
- Tyce discovering Jace's hentai stash on his computer on stream.
- Jace sitting on a skateboard rolling down a halfpipe while making assorted car and gun noises.
- Jace calls a bunch of oyster crackers "little faggots you put in soup" shortly after harassing his friend's pet hamsters.
- The whole scandal where Jace kept desperately trying to deny that he didn't like sticking tooth brushes in his ass.
- All the times where Jace would freak out on stream and put it on break without turning off his mic. Nothing like hearing a man have a mental breakdown while cheery stock music plays.
- Tyce using a metal cover of Gangnam Style during fergezone.
- Tyce strapping mice to matchbox cars and making them street race.
- Jace's weird run when he went to get the arrows while practicing archery at his friend's house.
- Jace flipping the fuck out because a prank caller was pretending to be a soldier that was just seconds away from being bombed on stream.
- Jace commenting "owned" on several videos featuring horrible shit happening to random Muslim people.
- Jace getting into a fight with Gary Coleman, pissing on his dad's grave, and then getting kidnapped and held in a redneck sex dungeon in postal 2.
- "DUDE THATS CHILLLLL, I AM A MARINE! WEED EAAAAAATER! HOW DO I KNOW YOURE NOT MAKAROV?!"
- Tyce freaking out seeing a video of someone blending a rubber skeleton, then sending an unintelligible email to the company that makes said blenders.
- Jace's modded Saints row 2 game where everyone rides skateboards and shit.
We shouldn't forget the one of a buddy or weed dealer named Kyle and his vegan cat Zebulon.
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I was a lurker at the time Deagle Nation went down but I remember it pretty well. What made Deagle Nation unique was the stream chat itself and reactions to it, along with Jan's viewer interaction and the fact he could mostly stay in character for so long. He was portraying the over the top Xbox Live stoner gamers you'd see during that period, and his streams attracted crazy prank callers and trolls that caused him to try to suppress his laughter.
It also makes me miss the time when cows were truly eccentric because even though he was fake he did tick off a lot of the boxes for someone that was interesting to watch online, as opposed to a generic tranny furry who posts the same boring shit on Twitter.
It's a shame what happened to Jan's online career after the reveal though with his recovery from the concussion and people like King of Kek in his online circle.
It also makes me miss the time when cows were truly eccentric because even though he was fake he did tick off a lot of the boxes for someone that was interesting to watch online, as opposed to a generic tranny furry who posts the same boring shit on Twitter.
It's a shame what happened to Jan's online career after the reveal though with his recovery from the concussion and people like King of Kek in his online circle.
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