It's my legit birthday - Feed my narcissism

[HTL5N]

niggers

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

Happy birthday, I hope it is/was a good one.

 

[HTL5N]

Happy birthday, I hope it is/was a good one.

Nah it was shit, but now I'm high so it's the best day of my life

 

[Beth]

Happy legit birthday you ultimate faggot

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Happy birthday.

Don't go blowing up any government buildings to celebrate, now.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Hopefully you have a lot of cute girls bake you cake!

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I wanted to put one of those Netflix cartoon bday songs but OP wanted to be a controversial, so...

 

[Kevin Spencer]

It’s against my religion to wish the unclean a happy anything, so here’s a video of my uncle Larry being who he is.

 

[Xetzyr]

Happy Twat Popping Day!

Today's the anniversary of the day your mom squatted you on out of her nethers like the invasive parasite you were! : D

 

[Deadpool]

Now it's my legit birthday.

 

[Coldgrip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_-a7PEAUhs

The contract is sealed.

 

[Lunete]

Happy birthday!
That reminds me, my birthday is coming up soon.

 

[ES 148]

hempy brothsdyay

 

[AshitPie]

gj living this long you special individual

 

[IV 445]

Tell us how old you are so we know how many to invite to run a train on you

 

[Gutpuke]

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/b/b3/Junkrat_-_Happy_birthday.ogg

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Happy birthday Weird Al dressing up as the Unabomber.