It's that time of year again -

[wagglyplacebo]

Where we try and make this sub better, happens every year just like christmas. OK, posts comparing Phil to anything will be deleted especially if its potato based. We need new material guys. Most people literally just read the OP and thats sad. I know this part is also brought up every year but we are gonna be making a direct attack at any A-log posts. If you feel any of your posts were deleted in error or in an unfair way then please make a TTS and yell at me. Lets get those juices flowing.

 

[CatParty]

this really boils my potatoes

 

[Cubanodun]

But what about yam? did someone compared him to yam?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tuber honest, I'm not sure this is getting to the root of the problem.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

add the nice meme rating

 

[SP 199]

Fuck you calling Phil a potato is my god given right

 

[Super Collie]

die phil

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Fuck you calling Phil a potato is my god given right

Then I'll blame you personally when Phil spergs about weapons again and every other post is a jpg of a potato gun.

 

['tism]

What about gourds? Are gourds ok?

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh, I thought it was the time of year when Phil waddles outside to gnaw down some trees so he can build himself a little rats nest to hibernate in.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Petition to word filter every instance of "potato" to "totally believable and fucking hot Latinx transgender beauty."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is not a potato, so its about time this rule happened.

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil is not a potato, so its about time this rule happened.

Phil is a pig.

 

[Dane]

I say we cordially invite Phil to come do an AMA on the Farms, Chris did it

 

[MY 405]

Petition to word filter every instance of "potato" to "totally believable and fucking hot Latinx transgender beauty."

Or "Mark Watney", Phil's already a Martian.

 

[DragoonSierra]

The thing is out of every lolcow on this forum Phil is the one who looks the most like a potato. Its just so irresistible to point that out. JTM may be a close second though.

 

[Shokew]

Phil loves to lie about lots of things. Not being an ass-tater is one of them... But what do I know? It's been weeks since I've glanced at his fat face.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Phil Delici has autism.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I say we cordially invite Phil to come do an AMA on the Farms, Chris did it

We need to make sure nobody attempts to have cybersex with him again if we’re looking to see him do such.

 

[Taily Puff]

We need to guarantee somebody attempts to have cybersex with him again so we have another cow to make fun of.