It's true: a noticeably large amount of lolcows are Americans. -

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Orion Balls

Woogie Woo!
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We are the best at everything, after all. Why wouldn't we have superior milk?

E-I would posture that the greatest cows are actually lizardfolk.
 

SpumbleSplabloo

Byuu lives.
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Americans and men are both louder about their abnormalities than non-Americans and women. I'd assume others are equally as weird; we're just stupid enough to post about it on the internet.
 

FatYoda

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another observation: a noticeably large amount of lolcows are male. they're either men, or women(male).
if woman is the nigger of genders, is man the lolcow of genders?
I don't know about gender. What I do know is that statistically, Americans are:
-Unhealthy (over 60% overweight).
-Stupid (average IQ of about 90).
-Poor (average salary of only about 50k).
-Mentally ill (they seem to pride themselves on being depressed or anxious or whatever else they can self-diagnose).
-Socially inept (most Americans I have talked to are actually retarded).
-Narcissistic (again, I make this observation based on my interactions with them).
-Violent (1/4th of the world's prison population are Americans).

These terrible qualities seem to result in many of the things lolcows end up doing.

Honestly, this is why I'm thankful that most coronvirus victims are Americans. It makes the whole ordeal seem less serious when most of the victims are low-quality people to begin with.
 
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