Lolcow Itslavishbitch - Troll-Lolcow Supreme

[Chipmunk With A Banana]

Ladies and gents, may I present to you, the most hated life form on the Internet: some spoiled-rotten "rich" boy who calls himself "#itslavishbitch", who claims to roll in so much money that he intentionally posts Instagrams of himself with bricks of $100 bills and even dumps bottles and bottles of Pellegrino water into a toilet because he claims that his piss and shit is so superior that it should only touch the finest imported water.

He also has a hobby of sending tweets to celebrities and belittles them for not being as rich as he is. He's even called Kim Kardashian a "peasant" for only owning one mere Rolls Royce in her possession.

And he even put out his own music video.

Needless to say, he's building up quite a lot of karma for himself, and it all arrived Postage Due when he hacked a friend's credit card and went on a shopping spree with it. Yes, the punk says that he has tons of money of his own to play with, and yet he still had to go out of his way to steal other people's money, just to be a DoucheLord going around hurting other people.

The guy who got robbed didn't like it obviously, so one fine day, he found "itslavishbitch" and decided to show him just how.....upset he is.

And gets busted for trying to sell a stolen iPhone on Criagslist..

Edit: Checked for spelling errors as well as reworking a sentence here and there for it to make more sense.

 

[Kablamo]

I enjoyed that video.

Also this:

 

[Randall Fragg]

Oh shit, I remember this guy, I think he was from a Fark link.
Has he been producing content lately?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's "you're" not "your." Money can't buy intelligence.

But damn, he's a good troll.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

He's like if every generic "stuck-up rich kid" from every shitty 80's movie came to life and made an instagram account.

 

[c-no]

He's like if every generic "stuck-up rich kid" from every shitty 80's movie came to life and made an instagram account.

And like every generic 80's movie rich kid, he gets a sort of just desserts. Really, the video of him getting beaten up was fitting if simply because of what he did, and the beating coming from the guy he stole from no less. With the ego he has in being rich, calling even Kim Kardashian a peasant, it would be fitting if he were to somehow lose his riches and learn how to make money like everyone else.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Yeah, this just jumps out at me as "douchebag playing a character trying to get a rise out of people".

But as others said before, the video of him getting decked in the face *was* pretty funny.

 

[CIA]

Sure would be a shame if his parents were to kick him out and he had nothing

 

[SpessCaptain]

Oh the "I'm rich I can do whatever I want" mindset.
Well is daddy bailing you out there, kid?

 

[RequiredName]

To be fair, those celebrities could use a lesson in humility. So, this is going on the same site that maligns Christian Weston Chandler for being on welfare, right? From a meta perspective, his lolcow persona doesn't seem to have a lot of momentum just by going on a "spoiled richer than Hollywood's finest contemporaries" standpoint, especially when that feels like pissing in the wind of the more problematic corporations. Does he do anything else besides brag, or do we just look at his uber-Cullen eyebrows? This story sort of looks like it already came full circle, though.

 

[Ariel]

It will be interesting to see if he's another one of those 'rich kids of instagram' who isn't rich at all.

 

[Zeorus]

So, this is going on the same site that maligns Christian Weston Chandler for being on welfare, right?

That site maligns OPL for abusing welfare - that is, receiving welfare while doing nothing to find work. To be fair, Barb is probably a bit more in control of the than Chris is.

 

[niggers]

i just finished a 9 hour shift for barely-above minimum wage (after which i returned to my mostly-unfurnished 2 bedroom apartment)

there are really no words for how great that 10 second clip made me feel.

 

[Oglooger]

Reminds me of this episode of Xavier renegade angel

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remember, say yes to Proposition 1231

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Anyone else think this might all just be a

 

[RequiredName]

Anyone else think this might all just be a

There's always the meta aspect. If it's a ruse, is it a worthwhile one? What's the difference between him behaving like a douche in the public arena versus him wanting to pretend to behave like a douche in the public arena?

 

[Muhyo]

In my honest opinion, when you have money you don't flaunt it around recklessly. You still remain humble and understand that telling someone that they have to "work" hard so they can have the same economic status as you is not going to work with everybody.

Gah, but it sounds like he had a sucky time in the Psych Ward.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

i just finished a 9 hour shift for barely-above minimum wage (after which i returned to my mostly-unfurnished 2 bedroom apartment)

there are really no words for how great that 10 second clip made me feel.

And the kicker is: You can't really fault the guy decking itslavish in the face. Dude straight up stole his credit card!

 

[FatNero]

Ok what are the chances he ended up in the psych ward because he believes he's ultra rich when he's not at all?

EDIT:
Nevermind, after further reading I'm going with fake. Decent trolling if for nothing more than screwing with celebrity egos.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Ok what are the chances he ended up in the psych ward because he believes he's ultra rich when he's not at all?

He can't be that rich if he actually ended up in prison.

But I think this guy is hilarious. Everything from trolling celebrities to getting his shit decked on video, he gives everything.