ITT We Talk About How to Not Have Smelly Vaginas -

[Dorsia.Reservation]

If any of you have ever wanted to own a stretched-out muumuu dress or perhaps a nice crusty bikini, Tess is now selling her clothes on Depop!
https://www.depop.com/tessholliday

However, if you decide you want to go the "owning a Tess Holliday bikini" route, pay heed to this Instagram post:

The last person that should be commenting on such personal hygiene products is someone so fat they can't reach to wipe their own ass!

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

The earliest commercials for Axe body spray showed a naked guy spraying Axe on on his genitals 20 years ago.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

So it's bad to suggest to a woman that her vagina may smell bad, but it's okay to say that men's dicks smell bad? Both are genitals, some people are just naturally rank ffs.

We all know that Tess can't clean herself properly, so she definitely stinks.

 

[AbraCadaver]

So it's bad to suggest to a woman that her vagina may smell bad, but it's okay to say that men's dicks smell bad? Both are genitals, some people are just naturally rank ffs.

We all know that Tess can't clean herself properly, so she definitely stinks.

The earliest commercials for Axe body spray showed a naked guy spraying Axe on on his genitals 20 years ago.

yeah but tbf wasn't that the ad where the guy sprays his dick and then up his chest and across one arm, and then you see him on a date in a car and the girl is smooching her way across his arm and towards his chest while he sits there with a shit-eating grin? (basically implying he sprayed this trail of Axe to make her suck his dick)

Still though, I think women are very verbal on their menfolk not stinking in many ways. Also, wtf she got against me wanting my box to smell like a goddamn orchard? Sounds fabulous, in my mind.

 

[Red Velvet]

Ha ha that wilted flower next to her name makes her post even more hilarious.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Men literally get part of their dick chopped off so it won't stink.

 

[Trombonista]

To be fair, most women don't need vaginal spray.

 

[Yaks]

To be fair, most women don't need vaginal spray.

Or douches, but they still sell them by the bundle anyway.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Or douches, but they still sell them by the bundle anyway.

I think the problem comes from her justification. Let's say she really doesn't need vaginal spray (which I highly fucking doubt is the case). She's choosing to reframe from using it, not because it's not necessary, but to spite men. It'd be like if I said, "I'm not taking this placebo, because fuck women and their bullshit health standards!"

Like, yeah. You sure showed them, Tess.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

I've seen feminine wipes and those seem like the only good thing to use. Like if you've been outside all day and want to freshen up for a date later...

 

[Juscum]

I've seen feminine wipes and those seem like the only good thing to use. Like if you've been outside all day and want to freshen up for a date later...

I've heard scented wipes or perfumes near anyone's asshole are a recipe for a nasty, swampy infection zone, but that it's worse for women because perfumes can make it easier to get yeast infections. Cunt deodorant sounds like a bullshit product meant to wring money out of insecure women, because no one smells that bad... Unless they weigh 400 pounds and can't wipe their own asses.

 

[PrintersNeverWork]

I've heard scented wipes or perfumes near anyone's asshole are a recipe for a nasty, swampy infection zone, but that it's worse for women because perfumes can make it easier to get yeast infections. Cunt deodorant sounds like a bullshit product meant to wring money out of insecure women, because no one smells that bad... Unless they weigh 400 pounds and can't wipe their own asses.

I'm just gonna bust in here...Summers Eve wash is lovely and the wipes have saved my sanity time to time. But don't overuse and NEVER DOUCHE UNLESS A DOCTOR SAYS IT'S OKAY.

...i needed to get that out. Thank you.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Cunt deodorant sounds like a bullshit product meant to wring money out of insecure women, because no one smells that bad... Unless they weigh 400 pounds and can't wipe their own asses.

Not a powerlevel.

Spoiler

Some people are unlucky. Seriously, I knew a dude who just smelled bad all the time until we bought him better soap. Turns out the oil from his skin reacted weird with the cheap soap he had been buying and created this god awful BO. Once he got better soap, he smelled fine. In an area that is generally a congregate for sweat and other bodily fluids, I can see how some people, even those who aren't fat, could get the "right" mix for atypical smell. HOWEVER, when it comes to vaginas, they are generally designed to self-clean. You don't need to stick anything up there to clean it unless something is horribly wrong, and things like perfumes and douches screw up the delicate pH balance in there.

Don't stick cleaning supplies up your vagina or ass, folks. Even if it's labeled for 'em. Perfumes also contain alcohol and other chemicals that affect things.

Cunt deodorant and the like are absolutely designed to prey on the overly self-conscious.

 

[Juscum]

Don't stick cleaning supplies up your vagina or ass, folks. Even if it's labeled for 'em.

OT fun fact: Lysol used to be marketed as a douching product. You know, for when your husband fucks the secretary because you're not feeling so fresh-to-death.

Spoiler: Vintage ad.

I would never recommend a woman spray Lysol on her vagina... Unless she has been lounging around sunny street corners in a black vinyl dress for hours on end.

 

[Lurker]

as the saying goes:

"if it smells like fish, it's a hearty dish. if it smells like flowers, hit the showers."

take heed, muffdivers. this may save your life.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Okay, do I need to start a thread for people to talk about douches? This is a serious question, because this thread has almost a whole page of douche-talk, now.

 

[Hui]

Okay, do I need to start a thread for people to talk about douches? This is a serious question, because this thread has almost a whole page of douche-talk, now.

Are you calling people douches?

 

[Broken Pussy]

Are you calling people douches?

Regularly, but not in this particular instance.

 

[Panty Shroom]

Vaginas aren't meant to smell of roses. They're not meant to stink up a room like an opened can of surstromming either, though.

 

[Mrs Paul]

If your vag stinks, that means you have an infection -- hie thee to a doctor ASAP. Vaginas aren't supposed to smell like fish, either.
Gentle soap and plain water on the surface are all you really need. If anything, using those sprays are more likely to make you stink down the line, when you get some nasty-ass infection.