Skitzocow Ivan Dorin/shotztoxic: YouTube Eccentric and Vampire-Obsessed Conspiracy Theorist -

[The Viking of Disapproval]

I found this guy through the magic of YouTube's related videos section. Unfortunately I don't have many personal details about him, but I do think he's weird and fascinating. He seems to have a strange fixation mimicking piano notes by squealing like a newborn child. These are his best videos by far.

Here we have his most viewed video, with 149,163 hits. Out of curiosity, I took a look at the comments section. (This is never a good idea.)

This is when I started lurking through his channel for shits and giggles. His other videos are... interesting. Including one where he rambles in a dimly-lit room about how Elsa from "Frozen" is a psychopath. The deeper you go into his old videos, the more batshit insanity you find. He has an obsession with vampires, debunked conspiracy theories, and other bizarre things. I don't have enough patience to sit through ALL of it myself, but there's some great content strewn throughout his rambles.

Spoiler: some video highlights

He may not qualify 100% for being a lolcow, but I think he deserves a mention here.

 

[autistic swag]

lol nice

 

[John Daker]

I like how the dolphin squeal didn't even match the pitch of the note he played. And he looks like a thinner Kengle lol

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

RIP headphone users.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Jim Carrey just keeps on getting sadder and sadder

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

His most recent vid was uploaded two weeks ago.

I barely understand a word he's saying, but apparently he's in a writer's group? Something like that. I have no idea why he filmed this in what appears to be a public place. Or why he's playing with pillow pets.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

God, it's like Bill Nye got into whatever the hell Alex Jones smokes.

He's one to watch, if he spergs often about conspiracy theories and vampires.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

This is when I started lurking through his channel for shits and giggles. His other videos are... interesting. Including one where he rambles in a dimly-lit room about how Elsa from "Frozen" is a psychopath. The deeper you go into his old videos, the more batshit insanity you find. He has an obsession with vampires, debunked conspiracy theories, and other bizarre things. I don't have enough patience to sit through ALL of it myself, but there's some great content strewn throughout his rambles.

Here is the let it go contradiction counter

 

[MrsFrizzle]

God, it's like Bill Nye got into whatever the hell Alex Jones smokes.

He's one to watch, if he spergs often about conspiracy theories and vampires.

He really is Bizarro Bill Nye, isn't he?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Man...

 

[cumrobbery]

This guy needs a Deviantart

 

[lyga]

My apologies for bumping something old, but hit a search to see if anyone had already posted Dorin. One thing to note since this was posted a few years ago is that his videos have penetrated the algorithm since.

He has nearly 100k subs and multiple videos with millions of views.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I wonder how many dead bodies are under his floorboards.