I'VE GOT TO COOM - Why?

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Cabelaz

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We've all seen it. Chicks with dicks. Muscle mommies. Horse fuckers.

What inspires the coomer to latch on to these disgusting abbertaions of nature and human deprivation and find them sexually gratifying?
What inspires him to go "YES! THIS IS WHAT MY PRIMAL DESIRES WANTED!"

I've spent my fair time on the shitholes of the internet and never felt a need to wack it to loli or futa, or a pig fucking a chick that seems to infect so many dudes.
 

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We've all seen it. Chicks with dicks. Muscle mommies. Horse fuckers.

What inspires the coomer to latch on to these disgusting abbertaions of nature and human deprivation and find them sexually gratifying?
What inspires him to go "YES! THIS IS WHAT MY PRIMAL DESIRES WANTED!"

I've spent my fair time on the shitholes of the internet and never felt a need to wack it to loli or futa, or a pig fucking a chick that seems to infect so many dudes.
Stop having sex. Wank daily (with porn, not your imagination). Refuse to watch the same video twice. Do this for years.

Then, and only then, will you fully know the way of the coomer.
 

Just Another Apocalypse

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Inspires? Would that be the right word?

Do you remember Two Girls and a Cup? The same reason why people (boys really) would want to watch that.

Once again I thank God I'm a pre internet guy.

If I were to guess... Mum fucked them up as a kid.
 

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Futas and muscle mommies are certainly weird, but they're certainly not in the same universe as bestiality or diaper fetishes or those furry pedos, whatever they're called. Cubs, I think?

For the former, it's mostly harmless and generally comes from a slight miswiring of the brain due to childhood circumstances. Maybe you're straight but attracted to extremely muscular women because, I don't know, a roided out female firefighter saved your life when you were a toddler. Who knows. Doesn't really matter as long as you don't let it become the latter.

For the latter, it's inevitably due to a feedback loop much like the one drug addicts have. Every day they need something a little more bizarre, a little more forbidden, a little more visceral in order to coom. It's literally the same physiological process involved in a tweaker needing more meth to feel the same high as the last time. Their neurotransmitters are all fucked up and are fizzling out from being abused.

The theme of the coomer who's never satisfied and ends up destroying themselves through their own degeneracy has been explored in literature for thousands of years. It's actually in the bible. We just happen to live in the rare society that celebrates rather than discourages that behavior.
 

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Can you provide a rational argument for why people shouldn't that doesn't involve subjective morals? They might not even necessarily enjoy it, they just do it because as far as they're concerned it's no different to deciding whether to eat a burger or fries.
 

Cabelaz

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Can you provide a rational argument for why people shouldn't that doesn't involve subjective morals? They might not even necessarily enjoy it, they just do it because as far as they're concerned it's no different to deciding whether to eat a burger or fries.
No I cannot besides just saying it's disgusting. Degenerate porn and subjective morality are inseparable when discussing this topic.

The whole reason its found disgusting anyways is because a lot of humanity subjectivity looks at the subject matter and those who enjoy it with disgust because we decided its not right.

It just seems odd that there's so much to do and people just COOM. I'd get if they were a playboy banging whores or something, but these people aren't doing that. They just sit there and mastrubate in their bathrooms.
 

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I don't believe it. All anime avatars watch loli and pig fucking chick.

As others are saying, I suspect it's learned behavior. Exposure leads to desire, and years of watching anime and visiting shitholes on the internet lead to desires like loli, horse fuckers, and pig fucking chick.

I'd say the only way to avoid it is to either stop watching wank material - although if you watch anime, that'd be a pointless battle you're bound to lose - or to get involved with some religious or philosophical system that condemns wankery, in hopes that it'll give you the strength to go back to the natural order of things - although historically, repressive systems seem to lead to even weirder fetishes, as starving men and women will latch on to whatever scraps of sustenance they can find. You could also try chopping your balls off, or just going out into the desert to spend the rest of your life meditating a lot? That's what people did before the internet; don't know if it worked, but it seems to have been popular.

Personally, what I've always wanted to see is someone coming up with a way to drive fetishes into positive channels. Like, convince people to get really turned on by studying, or by making healthy life choices and exercising regularly. "oh god, yeah! That housework looks so hot! I can't wait to grab my broom and sweep up all the dust in the kitchen!" etc etc. Maybe if we keep going like this, and the social norm becomes lazy, body-positive fat people who fap to loli and throw tantrums on Twitter all day, then living well will become so taboo that it'll seem really sexy and exotic?

I'd get if they were a playboy banging whores or something, but these people aren't doing that. They just sit there and mastrubate in their bathrooms.
I mean, they sort of are, though, aren't they? They aren't banging whores, but it's sexual release, and they've got tons of fantasy partners. Wanking may not be as pleasurable as 'real' sex, but it's more pleasurable than not wanking, and once people realize they can do it all the time without consequence, that's the end of it.
 

Miles

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They have fucked up their reward system to a degree where vanilla porn doesn't seem satisfying anymore. they subsequently subsist into watching pigs fucking chicks or something more degrading and unorthodox in order to get that sweet dopamine they are deprived of.
 

Just Another Apocalypse

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I don't believe it. All anime avatars watch loli and pig fucking chick.

As others are saying, I suspect it's learned behavior. Exposure leads to desire, and years of watching anime and visiting shitholes on the internet lead to desires like loli, horse fuckers, and pig fucking chick.

I'd say the only way to avoid it is to either stop watching wank material - although if you watch anime, that'd be a pointless battle you're bound to lose - or to get involved with some religious or philosophical system that condemns wankery, in hopes that it'll give you the strength to go back to the natural order of things - although historically, repressive systems seem to lead to even weirder fetishes, as starving men and women will latch on to whatever scraps of sustenance they can find. You could also try chopping your balls off, or just going out into the desert to spend the rest of your life meditating a lot? That's what people did before the internet; don't know if it worked, but it seems to have been popular.

Personally, what I've always wanted to see is someone coming up with a way to drive fetishes into positive channels. Like, convince people to get really turned on by studying, or by making healthy life choices and exercising regularly. "oh god, yeah! That housework looks so hot! I can't wait to grab my broom and sweep up all the dust in the kitchen!" etc etc. Maybe if we keep going like this, and the social norm becomes lazy, body-positive fat people who fap to loli and throw tantrums on Twitter all day, then living well will become so taboo that it'll seem really sexy and exotic?


I mean, they sort of are, though, aren't they? They aren't banging whores, but it's sexual release, and they've got tons of fantasy partners. Wanking may not be as pleasurable as 'real' sex, but it's more pleasurable than not wanking, and once people realize they can do it all the time without consequence, that's the end of it.
without consequence? Erectile dysfunction....
 

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My guess is it's something to do with the fact that with the invention of the internet, people with the same degenerate niche fetish can find each other, discuss their fetish, and share pornography of it. I guarantee that a good chunk of those coomers are into things that people may have been into in the past, but didn't indulge in due to the fear of being outed as a pervert by those around them.
 

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Can you provide a rational argument for why people shouldn't that doesn't involve subjective morals? They might not even necessarily enjoy it, they just do it because as far as they're concerned it's no different to deciding whether to eat a burger or fries.
Asking for a friend?

I think one big difference is you don't have an effortless orgasm when you eat a burger. Heck, porn is more readily available than burgers to most. Not that eating a burger every day would be healthy either.
 
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Sage In All Fields

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Asking for a friend?
I'm asking because when people start thinking about these sorts of questions they start understanding why society's gotten to this point and how to get it out.
I think one big difference is you don't have an effortless orgasm when you eat a burger. Heck, porn is more readily available than burgers to most. Not that eating a burger every day would be healthy either.
What does it matter if people have effortless orgasms? They might fry their dopamine receptors sure but what's it to you? They clearly don't have a problem with it.
 

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What does it matter if people have effortless orgasms? They might fry their dopamine receptors sure but what's it to you? They clearly don't have a problem with it.
I'd prefer to live in a society where people are still at least somewhat functional. Coomers are just in the way, they should be removed.
 

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We've all seen it. Chicks with dicks. Muscle mommies. Horse fuckers.

What inspires the coomer to latch on to these disgusting abbertaions of nature and human deprivation and find them sexually gratifying?
What inspires him to go "YES! THIS IS WHAT MY PRIMAL DESIRES WANTED!"

I've spent my fair time on the shitholes of the internet and never felt a need to wack it to loli or futa, or a pig fucking a chick that seems to infect so many dudes.
My name is Cabelaz, and I am a coomer.