Skitzocow Iwona Salkier/Kotka/Ivett & family– ugly retarded doll collector and cosplayer -

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IdaRita

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My main reason to register here, next to bitching about SJW art style, is this woman. I see no restrictions on making topic only about English-speaking lolcows so let me indtoduce to miss Iwona Salikier, also known as „Kotka” or „Ivett”. And believe me, she is a goldmine. When you know Polish language or not.
I learned about her from Polish forum for doll collectors and customizers. Mysterious „Kotka” was often mentioned there because of her attacks on dolls buyers and sellers on service Allegro.pl. Every time she lost an auction with doll she wanted to have in her collection, she started to send mails with death threats and telephoned sellers that „didn’t let her win an auction” for a about two weeks, screaming threats few times every day until she got bored. A few times when she had found that her „rival” had a blog about dolls she spammed that blog with tl;dr comments consisting of mostly insults and foul language.
Doll collectors on mentioned forum made a topic listing her Allegro accounts and blogs to avoid her. And in result, finding more and more disturbing facts about Kotka, her artistic youtube accounts and porn pictures. Whole family but grandmother (who needs special care because of her age, but instead Iwona post on youtube videos of her lady parts) is fucked up.

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Iwona Salikier/Kotka/Ivett, our main lolcow. About 28 years old women with obsession of every toy line or tv series aimed at girls, especially Monster High. Mentally ill (illness unknown, she has a disability pension, „renta” in Polish) and have diabetes. Lives with her mother, mother’s boyfriend and grandmother. Author of countless youtube videos of her doll collection and so sexy cosplays. Everything she do have sexual undertones, tbh. Hates her grandmother. Probably had homoerotic crush on her childhood friend Iza. Ugly, fat, think she is sexy and funny, but is just retarded.
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Ewa Salkier, almost as lulzy as her daughter, also doll collector, but less obsessed that Iwona. There is a theory she was author of some hate mails to Allegro sellers. She calls herself „poet with big boobs” („poetka z wielkim cycem”) and is romance/porn novel writer-wannabe. Plots of those novels are inspiration for some of Iwona dolls videos. Don’t work, live on social money, but there is not evidence that she is mentally ill like her daughter. Divorced.
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Andrzej, Ewa’s boyfriend. We know little about him. Inspiration for many of „funny” remixes by Iwona.
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Grandmother Alina, unlike her daughter and granddaughter, used to work. Her age pension is main source of money for dollies and likely a reason why she still lives with Ewa and Iwona. Because of her old age she need special care. And Iwona have a hobby to take nude photos of her grandma. Poor old women should be taken from her family, seriously. Her husband died long before Ewa nad Iwona discovered internet.

Classic. Cosplay of Polish singer Doda.

Tranny Barbie doll.

Herrings. With Barbie.

http://www.samosia.pl/pokaz/2798122/hej_jak_pachnie_taksowkarz_kulinicz
„How taxi driver Kulinicz smells?”. Perfectly normal question.

Movie with one of nude photos of her grandmother.

Her dogs sexy time.

Doll porn.

One hour movie based on Ewa’s novel.

Andrzej so funny.

She is singing kindergarden song about being healthy.

Autism. When you know language, even more autism.

neferka1617.pinger.pl/m/11863545
Infamous part fanfiction, part diary entry about sexual initiation. Main characters are named Ivett and Isabella.

http://neferka1617.pinger.pl/m/11879541
Iwona obsession with Iza intensifies.


Examples of her comments on doll blogs [PL]:
http://offwithmyheadhead.blogspot.com/2013/05/post-niecenzuralny.html
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Her youtube accounts (I tried to list them in chronological order):
https://www.youtube.com/user/iwonaiza705?feature=watch
https://www.youtube.com/user/frankiemonsterhigh80/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GaJFffMHPRHtrOszm4-mg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZuJbaYB1BRHpqwVNMfAtxQ

Blogs (not active, but say a lot about her and family):
http://gustawsalikierpiesfotypieskow.blox.pl/html - dedicated to short fanfiction about her dog Gustaw. Photos.
ARHIVED: http://archive.md/lHbnY
http://ewaheidbuchelwielkapoetka.blox.pl/html/1310721,262146,14,15.html?0,2012 – blog of Ewa Salikier, who advertise herself as „poet with big boobs”. Lot of family photos and „digital art”.
ARCHIVED: http://archive.md/wh2LD
http://ewapomysoowazobacznieprzegaptego.blox.pl/html - „Cosplay” blog. Ewa is author of blog and costumes, Iwona is a model. CRINGE WARNING.
ARCHIVED: http://archive.md/8zM6W
http://monsterhighewa.pinger.pl/ - blog about Monster High dolls, made by Ewa but posts are mostly written by Iwona.
ARCHIVED: http://archive.md/sPzb6
http://neferka1617.pinger.pl/ - another Monster High blog. Sexual initiation fanfictions. ._.
ARCHIVED: http://archive.md/k3XMa
Samosia.pl account:
http://www.samosia.pl/uzytkownik/90851

I can later try to translate some of blog posts etc. but my English is not very good (and I have better things to do with my life) so help of any other Polish-speaking kiwi would be nice.
Forum topic about Kotka on dolls forum is private (only for registered users) and linking it would be against forum rules and I don't want to get banned. :P
 

IdaRita

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No prob! :) Topic is not very popular because of that, but I regret nothing.
I thought Iwona and Ewa are becoming more normal recently, they posted a few videos about taking care of homeless animals. Of course, I was wrong.
Ewa has new hair color and become dumber with age. I thought her daughter is supposed to be autistic one.
Meanwhile Iwona thinks she is ready for Eurovision.
Karaoke seems to be her main hobby at the moment. Sadly nothing is as epic as her version of Doda from 2011.
 

Ntwadumela

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That's an extremely creepy family. I'm surprised they didn't broadcast a show like this a la "Here Comes Honey-Booboo" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", this is worthy of TV programming.
 

MMX

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All those videos needs is that creepy music chris plays in back of his and this would be perfect nightmare fodder
 

plasticine

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What. The. Fuck.


i google translated some of her fanfiction (yes, i know it's not a good source) and some of the words were still in polish but one said "pussy licked" and that was all i needed to know.
 

IdaRita

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i google translated some of her fanfiction (yes, i know it's not a good source) and some of the words were still in polish but one said "pussy licked" and that was all i needed to know.
I've read only the shorter one and It was gross and creepy. And children were reading her blog. Somebody send e-mail to pinger mods, but they are even more lazy that deviantart staff so it's still here. Also, grammar is really lame in the orginal so google translator probably make it better.

Doll videos are very autistic, but pretty boring. Unless they go outside:
7 minutes and I don't know where are her boobs. D:
This playground is seen quite often and it's always empty. Probably children know of that creepy old lady and try to avoid her.
Song lyrics:
Princess
Buffe (?)
Księżniczka i Żebraczka, Mattel
My sis mafia doll (WTF)
Anneliese
(piękna księżniczka, wyłącz już!)
Anneliese
Anneliese na karuzeli
Przyszła na karuzelę pewnej niedzieli
Bujała się Anneliese na karuzeli
Na piękną wiosnę, pięknej niedzieli
Bujała się Anneliese na karuzeli

Are you beach body ready? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
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