CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace claims homosexual assassins target White House press with dick pics -

[DeagleDad420]

So [myg0t]hats posted this on YouTube, this is some dude from Fiverr(I think) that does this whole "I will say anything on film standing in front of a White House set if you pay me $5" gig. hats payed him to do a re-enactment of the Jace dick-assassination incident, and Jace commented on the fucking video believing it was real and that Hats had actually showed his dick to some nebulous member of the White House who just happened to be wearing absurd sunglasses indoors at the time of filming

This isn't really a major plot twist or anything but it's too fucking funny not to post so I thought I'd make a thread for it. Someone feel free to merge it if they think it's a bad idea to create a separate thread

 

[BT 075]

Don't worry! Hulk Hogan already got the gay spy under arrest.

 

[Null]

im crying

 

[DeagleDad420]

 

[Organic Fapcup]

My sides have left the orbit.

EDIT: My professional cover of Jace's freestyle rap.

 

[The Mountain]

*dat white boy freestyle*

I'm honestly having trouble finding the words here. His reaction is all at once predictable, hilarious, baffling, and unbelievable. I think Jace is getting closer and closer to becoming the lunatic equivalent of the Dalai Lama.

 

[Dr. Meme]

"you just got expelled from gay school by me, the freestyle teacher"

Wouldn't that make him the principal of gay school?

 

[A-Stump]

Hilarious. Jace really will believe anything!

 

[Smutley]

Hilarious. Jace really will believe anything!

 

[CatParty]

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not trollin at all

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Hell in a Cell? Is he challenging this dude to a match? I think we can consider this proof that Jace wants to grab onto oily men.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

"Dick homos"

 

[Arkangel]

So... Hats is some old, Australian white guy? I wonder what he does for a living.

 

[DeagleDad420]

So... Hats is some old, Australian white guy? I wonder what he does for a living.

You literally didn't read the first sentence in the OP did you?

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I can't really put my thoughts into words so I'll just have this explain for me.

 

[Arkangel]

You literally didn't read the first sentence in the OP did you?

You're right. I was being dumb and not paying attention.

 

[Soew]

You're right. I was being dumb and not paying attention.

to be fair hats has used this guy enough that part of me wishes that it's actually a double bluff and there is a middle aged Australian man running loose in counter strike

 

[Null]

not trollin at all

he's not trolling jace. rok is a website @introman writes for and redpiller is a guy he knows. they troll the readers who take the site seriously. they do a good job of mixing offensively worded content in with believable/objectively correct stuff so that if someone gets flustered and starts bitching, there's ways to say "well it's not trolling because XYZ is actually true, it's just hyperbole/rhetoric" and it pisses people off bad.

most likely what he wants to do is take jace's story, as jace would want to tell it, and write it in such a way as to piss off literal rape victims / feminists that'd go apeshit over something like this. if you post those neo-feminist "I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE STARE RAPE IS A REAL THING" signs on a website like imgur, you get 100 comments like "I WAS ACTUALLY RAPED AND AM A FEMINIST AND I FIND THIS DISGUSTING" -- that's the target here

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So... Hats is some old, Australian white guy? I wonder what he does for a living.

You haven't seen a Rog video before?

[youtube]WB9SL-mZtVY[/youtube]

 

[Pikimon]

Too bad he never found out about the TRUE gay agenda.