Jace Connors, ParkourDude91 General -

[DeagleDad420]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXqTLEm2rdI
ParkourDude91, aka Jace Connors, is basically a younger "tactical badass" version of CWC. He's been posting YouTube videos and Tumblr blogs for about a year now and people are starting to take notice of him, especially on 4chan's /k/ board.

In short: 20 years old, racist, delusional, alcoholic, lives with his parents, spends all his welfare money on weed and first person shooter games, fantasizes about being in the US Army and calls himself a "future Marine", expects to be treated like a veteran because of this. Obsessed with parkour, self-proclaimed anarchist, stoner, and "street racing god" (his words) At one point he filmed a video of him driving while high and swerving all over the road to showcase his skills.

Here's three solid minutes of him screaming at the top of his lungs at a man he believes to be a Muslim terrorist out to kill him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIpTu2yomQg

Also, he wrote a book which reads like a cross between Call of Duty and Sonichu: http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military ... /pdf/ver/8

Thought everyone here might appreciate his life. I know I do.

 

[Globe]

Hah, what a tool. He's like autism wrapped up in 21-st century douchebag aesthetics. It's hard to believe this guy's for real.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Jesus Christ is he balding badly.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Oh my God. I think I played Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 with this guy on Steam. I told him that Call Of Duty wasn't a realistic warfare scenario and he said "Yeah it is, I've written a book about it."

After meeting like ten people like him though, it could be anybody, because they're the main reason I don't play that game multiplayer anymore, I just do Zombies with my friends.

 

[exball]

Jesus, that book was short but it felt like a fucking century of reading.

 

[c-no]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

Well the last time he tried to "enlist" in the "specops" he failed because I sent a pizza to his house and he thought it was poisoned in an elaborate Masonic conspiracy. So I dunno he will believe fucking anything and everything and frankly it's a miracle he's still alive and breathing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79WeITJQwzE

Jesus, that book was short but it felt like a fucking century of reading.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR9TAXpAo_Y
Make sure to check out the audiobook series.

 

[Globe]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

He almost cried because he thought he couldn't renounce his fake belief in Islam. He probably wouldn't be able to survive junior-high level ROTC.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Yea his view on religion is that it's kind of like Dragon Shouts from Skyrim, you just say a few special words and bam, you're Muslim forever. At one point he got "baptized over Steam" (as in the video game company) to become Catholic in an attempt to escape his Muslimhood.

 

[exball]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

He almost cried because he thought he couldn't renounce his fake belief in Islam. He probably wouldn't be able to survive junior-high level ROTC.

He'd get tired doing all the stressful standing.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

He almost cried because he thought he couldn't renounce his fake belief in Islam. He probably wouldn't be able to survive junior-high level ROTC.

He'd get tired doing all the stressful standing.

In his "PARKOUR WORKOUT" video he does terrible pullups and fails at them in a manner almost exactly like CWC's pullup video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I-FnS14Bdg

 

[Globe]

"So like, if you need to get away from the cops or sumthin'..." Jesus, this guy fails at DudeBro on a level few have managed. Still not as bad as CWC, though. I mean, yeah, his range of movement is completely fucked, but once CWC dropped and hung from the bar, he couldn't even budge.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The "book" he wrote, is it based in Iraq or Afghanistan? That's one of the confusions I am having while reading this "book".

 

[c-no]

I'd find it funny that he see's himself as a future marine. I can imagine him at boot camp getting chewed out by the drill instructor. I'm pretty sure he won't survive being in the marines.

Well the last time he tried to "enlist" in the "specops" he failed because I sent a pizza to his house and he thought it was poisoned in an elaborate Masonic conspiracy. So I dunno he will believe fucking anything and everything and frankly it's a miracle he's still alive and breathing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79WeITJQwzE

Here is what ParkourDude91 said in that video:

I dont need to find a job, I get social security from faggots like you so I have all the weed and xbox games I want, and I get to live with my parents too and basically live like a king for free. Think about that on the bus on the way to your minimum wage job, while your working ill be toking, smoking and blopsing, tango down

I honestly wonder if this could prevent him from joining the military or at least get chewed out by a drill instructor at boot camp if said instructor was told about that social security being used on vidya and weed. The fact that he waste it on weed and vidya shows similarity to Chris. Getting a from the government and wasting it on frivolous things that you don't really need.

 

[RP 520]

This guy looks and sounds like he has some paranoid Schizophrenia going on. Maybe it's just starting to manifest itself?

 

[Alp_Aslan]

How can be someone a anarchist and still want to serve in the army ? Seems very unusual.

 

[c-no]

How can be someone a anarchist and still want to serve in the army ? Seems very unusual.

Since the military is a part of the government, wouldn't the anarchist thing limit his chances of joining the military? Even if that isn't a concern, I will say he is just a fool who fantasizes about being a marine and probably doesn't know much about being an anarchist save for the very basic stuff (if he even knows that one at all).

 

[Globe]

Here is what ParkourDude91 said in that video:

I dont need to find a job, I get social security from faggots like you so I have all the weed and xbox games I want, and I get to live with my parents too and basically live like a king for free. Think about that on the bus on the way to your minimum wage job, while your working ill be toking, smoking and blopsing, tango down

I honestly wonder if this could prevent him from joining the military or at least get chewed out by a drill instructor at boot camp if said instructor was told about that social security being used on vidya and weed. The fact that he waste it on weed and vidya shows similarity to Chris. Getting a from the government and wasting it on frivolous things that you don't really need.

Only an utterly clueless aspie would think that sitting around in your parent's house all day playing CoD and smoking pot that you bought with a government check is something to brag about. Also, since he's on for something he probably won't be able to enlist anyway. I don't know how stringent the military is, but a friend of mine tried to get into the Army here recently. She got through about two weeks of boot camp before they sent her home after finding out that she'd been prescribed anti-depressants from back when she was like, 14.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I dont need to find a job, I get social security from faggots like you so I have all the weed and xbox games I want, and I get to live with my parents too and basically live like a king for free. Think about that on the bus on the way to your minimum wage job, while your working ill be toking, smoking and blopsing, tango down

Holy fucking God, this is a level of laziness and faggotry I never saw before. At least Chris wasn't the one that intended to get a

 

[c-no]

I dont need to find a job, I get social security from faggots like you so I have all the weed and xbox games I want, and I get to live with my parents too and basically live like a king for free. Think about that on the bus on the way to your minimum wage job, while your working ill be toking, smoking and blopsing, tango down

Holy fucking God, this is a level of laziness and faggotry I never saw before. At least Chris wasn't the one that intended to get a

Yeah, Bob signed Chris up to get a . I think that was after Chris gotten fired from Wendy's. ParkourDude91 on the other hand? First off, I don't know if his parents signed him up for it or if he did himself but seriously the man himself probably wouldn't last long in working at Wendy's compared to Chris.