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TrippinKahlua

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So what has the eternally angry commander done since his return? Post a 2 hour live stream of him looking at the camera angrily over his shades, blaming the most recent shooting on rouge terrorists?

If he was a real commander, he should send non-Eli troops to a certain chain of Wal-Marts and investigate the Jade Helm program.

But all he cares about is being angry at stuff, so he'd never take his sf-proclaimed commander stuff seriously, and will continue sending retarded people to places like Georgia (not the State).
 

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So what has the eternally angry commander done since his return? Post a 2 hour live stream of him looking at the camera angrily over his shades, blaming the most recent shooting on rouge terrorists?

If he was a real commander, he should send non-Eli troops to a certain chain of Wal-Marts and investigate the Jade Helm program.

But all he cares about is being angry at stuff, so he'd never take his sf-proclaimed commander stuff seriously, and will continue sending retarded people to places like Georgia (not the State).
You aren't in his situation. Imagine having the whole world against you, the Islamic occupied US Government led by Obama, the gay illuminati, Al-Gamerfood, and Gail teamed up with the Pastor Faggot. I'd be angry too. Right now our commander is being held against his will in the bible cube, make no doubts if he had a way out he would be out here fighting for justice. I have faith in the commander, he will find an escape and return ready to bring the justice needed.
 

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You aren't in his situation. Imagine having the whole world against you, the Islamic occupied US Government led by Obama, the gay illuminati, Al-Gamerfood, and Gail teamed up with the Pastor Faggot. I'd be angry too. Right now our commander is being held against his will in the bible cube, make no doubts if he had a way out he would be out here fighting for justice. I have faith in the commander, he will find an escape and return ready to bring the justice needed.
Jace spent the past few days not in the Biblecube, but waiting for his PC repairs to finish and pestering Hollywood personalities.
 

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Does Jace not realize that if he wants everyone (especially me) to take him seriously as "The Commander", then maybe it isn't a good idea for him to refer to himself as a "Chill" guy?

Despite the outright lie, because I simply have never seen him not emote something that wasn't anger, doesn't he realize that it makes him sound downright lazy?

You aren't in his situation. Imagine having the whole world against you, the Islamic occupied US Government led by Obama, the gay illuminati, Al-Gamerfood, and Gail teamed up with the Pastor Faggot. I'd be angry too. Right now our commander is being held against his will in the bible cube, make no doubts if he had a way out he would be out here fighting for justice. I have faith in the commander, he will find an escape and return ready to bring the justice needed.

If all this really is true. Then.... Oh man. This is what he gets for truly being so eternally angry at everything and trying to make a video game out of it.
 
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So what has the eternally angry commander done since his return? Post a 2 hour live stream of him looking at the camera angrily over his shades, blaming the most recent shooting on rouge terrorists?

If he was a real commander, he should send non-Eli troops to a certain chain of Wal-Marts and investigate the Jade Helm program.

But all he cares about is being angry at stuff, so he'd never take his sf-proclaimed commander stuff seriously, and will continue sending retarded people to places like Georgia (not the State).
You should go to the Chris forum and complain about how CWC is lazy and autistic, too.
 

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deaglenation.tv said:
    • The Return of Weekly Livestreams
    • The Operation Wupocalypse Videos of Eli in Canada: Witness AN Bedazzling agent and his journey across the canadian wasteland as he Hunts for facts
    • Action Packed Videos of my friends and me In authentic Massachusetts street life
    • No Censorship from My Mom Anymore so I Will be able to actually post freakin vids, chill, and play video games and stuff and NOT look over my shoulder all the time 24/7!!
    • A Podcast featuring Eli, Tyce and Me
    • It All Starts on JULY 4TH, The authentic american holaday, BUT I WILL BE POSTING NONSTOP 24/7 THE WHOLE MONTH OF JULY SO WATCH YOUR BACK AND KEEP TUNED FOR MORE!!!!
This would have been a pretty cool July :heart-empty:
 

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>all these people not realizing this is a joke lolcow
well aren't you a genius
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