Kiwi Farms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXqTLEm2rdI
ParkourDude91, aka Jace Connors, is basically a younger "tactical badass" version of CWC. He's been posting YouTube videos and Tumblr blogs for about a year now and people are starting to take notice of him, especially on 4chan's /k/ board.

In short: 20 years old, racist, delusional, alcoholic, lives with his parents, spends all his welfare money on weed and first person shooter games, fantasizes about being in the US Army and calls himself a "future Marine", expects to be treated like a veteran because of this. Obsessed with parkour, self-proclaimed anarchist, stoner, and "street racing god" (his words) At one point he filmed a video of him driving while high and swerving all over the road to showcase his skills.

Here's three solid minutes of him screaming at the top of his lungs at a man he believes to be a Muslim terrorist out to kill him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIpTu2yomQg

Also, he wrote a book which reads like a cross between Call of Duty and Sonichu: http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military ... /pdf/ver/8

Thought everyone here might appreciate his life. I know I do.