Jace Connors suicide note 8/18/15 -

[QE 757]

R.I.P.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Yeah, while I'm gonna' admit this doesn't make me happy, it's something I'm gonna' have to accept. It's no fun anymore if the people behind it aren't having fun with it, it kind of defeats the purpose.

Deagle Nation was a pretty solid top tier lolcow show though, you guys fooled us for a long-ass time and even after the gig was up I'd always feel excited when I saw a new episode out. TBH I'm not sure whether or not you guys can really be replaced, a group of fake lolcows managed to trump all real lolcows in recent history at least IMO. (None of the ones currently being reported on seem interesting at all, it's mostly sort of shady people with weird interests these days and not really loud bizarre eccentrics.) That's pretty sick and/or realistic on the online, if you think about it. DN will have a very special place on my external hard drive, right next to my True Capitalist Radio archives.

Also I'm a little confused, is Jace canonically dead or just sort of retired? Will he not cameo in any potential Eli or Tyce videos? (Headcanon: Eli got really high and forgot his mission, Jace is still in the biblecube. ) My best guess is they'd probably rather leave that up in the air.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Thank you. Deagle Nation was fun while it lasted, but once the jig was up, I knew that it would never be the same again. My absolute favorite moment was the Reuben skype call. Thank you to everyone involved, you provided amazing content for free, and that's all anyone could ever ask for.

 

[VLAD]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you.

 

[Microlab]

I refuse to give my final Semper Fi, because I'm faithful that someday the Commander will come back to us after living with wolves for a decade, and start vlogging about trying to band Deagle Nation back together like a high-as-fuck Rip Van Winkle.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I GOT HERPES FOLLOWING JACE'S ADVICE AND I AM STILL UPSET

 

[fokkertism]

RIP JACE WILLIAM CONNORS 1991.10.03-2015.08.18

I've taken the 1 key out of my keyboard in honour of the Commander.

 

[Conrix]

Deagle Nation may be dead now but it spiritually lives on in my 3DS's Mii collection.

 

[fokkertism]

The relevant information's been published to the Lolcow Wiki. I will listen to Nickelback in memory of Jace.

 

[Da Big Staw]

Honestly i thought the people trying to keep "the secret" and pretending that Jace was still real was pretty sad. It sorta messed with my enjoyment of the whole thing overall, so i'm glad it's over at last.

Taking the "The Truth" forum access away from most members and keeping the DN forum despite a total lack of content or an actual lolcow just seemed really wrong to me.

 

[Ariel]

It was funny while it lasted.
I'm looking forward to seeing Jan's name in the credits of comedy shows in a few years. RIP Commander!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

 

[MostExcellent]

8/18 never forget.
Semper fi, commander.

 

[Anus]

Semper Fi, Commander. It's been a fun ride.

 

[Passeriformes]

It was funny while it lasted.
I'm looking forward to seeing Jan's name in the credits of comedy shows in a few years. RIP Commander!

Spoiler

Rest in peace, sweet Stryker ;~;

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Also Jan if you're reading this shoot me an email sometime, Skype is being gay

 

[Omega Rhythm]

You're Gonna Carry That Weight.

RIP Commander.

 

[Clown Doll]

What a bummer. Still, I'm eagerly awaiting to see what those guys will do next, hopefully they haven't given up on the WizDumGun stuff.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Semper fi commander, its been real.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Even when we lay down our Deagles, when we clean up after ourselves, when we graduate high school or college, when we move out of our mom's house, when we get a job, when we marry, when we have kids, when we retire and when we die...

We will still hold Deagle Nation in our hearts, and we will never forget our autistic love for Jace, Tyce and Eli.

Godspeed, you magnificient bastards