Jace Connors suicide note 8/18/15 -

[Doctor Krieger]

Sad as it is to see this come tumbling down, there is still much potential fun to be had with the idea of Deagle Nation if framed properly. A lulzy lore foundation has been built, and a base sits here awaiting orders. This could (after this current mourning period) become a kind of ARG movement to generate some more entertainment.

Maybe I'm just still sorely in denial, but wouldn't it we great to wake up one morning, log on, and see a message letting us all know that the Wupocolypse has merely been postponed?

#JaceLives

 

[Pickleman]

Islamic terror is on the rise globally, family values are under greater homosexual threat than ever before, serpentine transsexuals become more powerful by the day: What is the world going to do without Stryker??

 

[IcyHotWings]

Sad as it is to see this come tumbling down, there is still much potential fun to be had with the idea of Deagle Nation if framed properly. A lulzy lore foundation has been built, and a base sits here awaiting orders. This could (after this current mourning period) become a kind of ARG movement to generate some more entertainment.

Maybe I'm just still sorely in denial, but wouldn't it we great to wake up one morning, log on, and see a message letting us all know that the Wupocolypse has merely been postponed?

#JaceLives

TBH I think a silly little DeagleNation themed game made in RPGMaker or something could be fun, or like a Jace voice pack for Duke Nukem or Doom. I wanted to make DeagleNation character models for GTA San Andreas back when I was into modding that but I had no idea how to make the textures look right.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

This man may have been the Andy Kaufman of the gaming community.

 

[Merryweather]

 

[Varis]

RIP Commander. I will remember you as the performer who peed himself for his audience.

DN could still work as a miniseries. All the 4-hour streams made it a little hard to get into.

 

[DrunkTails]

Farewell commander. We shall miss thee.

 

[Bork Laser]

We'll never get the much wanted and high in demand ADF/DN crossover Operation Ahuvpocalypse will have to remain a fever dream...

 

[Jaimas]

Islamic terror is on the rise globally, family values are under greater homosexual threat than ever before, serpentine transsexuals become more powerful by the day: What is the world going to do without Stryker??

We've inherit the commander's legacy.

We're all Stryker now, Pickleman.

 

[Meatman]

Here's to you, Eli and Jace.
Rest forever here in our hearts.
The last and final presses is 1.
That Mountain Dew is yours to drink.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces.

This post is dedicated to Jace W. Connors, aka ParkourDude91, aka Commander Stryker.

His many professions included future United States Marine, rapper, warlord, wolf appreciator, gamer, stoner, livestreamer, and above all else, Commander of Deagle Nation. The surviving members of Deagle Nation, the Connors family, and millions of fans around the globe mourn the passing of this great man. To remember this great man, we will smoke weed and watch every John Cena match back to back for a straight week, while playing Sims and Call of Duty and drinking Mountain Dew by the gallon.

A shout out to Tyce Andrews aka UnknownSoldier998. Thanks to him, I will never look at skeletons the same way again. The McDonald's Federation and the remaining members of the White Justice Army mourn the passing of their eccentric and often imbalanced leader, and to honor his legacy, we shall make preparations to begin the Skeleton War in the near future. It has been requested in his will that we tape mice to Matchbox cars and make them street race in his memory. Despite possible objections to this, we shall follow the request of the deceased to the letter.

A shout out to Eli aka IcyPlayboi69, who bravely took up the primary role on Operation Tupacalypse, which was a mission to rescue famed rapper Tupac Shakur from Hamas, who were holding him prisoner in the Gaza Strip. Having infiltrated the Middle East with nothing but an improvised crossbow for protection in enemy territory, Eli had faced the dangers of being in the Al-Qaeda city of Tel Aviv, spending several months surrounded by Muslim agents and operatives of the terrorist group Al-Gamerfood, and during his infiltration and execution of the primary mission, even earned himself a Purple Heart due to the STD he contracted from an Israeli hooker. Athough the primary mission was not successful in that he did not find any evidence of Tupac's presence in the area, Eli returned with a substantial amount of useful information and took on an even more dangerous mission against Tumblr and the evil tranny army of Brianna Wu. He was last seen infiltrating Canada, but has not been seen since. His whereabouts are currently unknown.

Semper Fidelis, Deagle Nation
The Ride Never Ends

 

[Le Bateleur]

Plaudite amici, comoedia finita est.

 

[Hawke]

Well that was fun.

 

[LikeicareKF]

remember that time that you all believed everything no matter how ridiculous it was, then you cried when you realised it was all a troll?

good times

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Too bad I didn't keep up more with Jace and friends' antics before the big reveal.

 

[CatFace]

 

[Reddit Avenger]

All good things must come to an end I guess. Thank you Jan and friends, may your forays into tennis and bird watching be totally gay and unrealistic.

 

[Germanicus]

Too bad, but it was one hell of a ride while it lasted.

 

[dickwad]

After calmed down maybe I can write something that isn't super gay:
The first Jace video I saw was where he dual wielded an deagle and a shitty axe. My first reaction was "oh look at this asshole" and instantly got pissed over some minor shit. After few videos I got sucked right in to it following the wikia trying to find new videos and I soon realized I found these videos entertaining. Then I found the cwc-forums ( or kiwi-forums) and the ride got intense. All the streams were unique with different things happening. Sims cheese-toasterfire fun, soap, surviving inna woods, streaming from moms prius, Eli in israel, hunt of tyce etc etc. I was hyped when the announcement for new stream was up. All the streams ended up so that I tough this was the last of parkourdude91 and now he will e locked in a mental hospital.

In a way I find it sad that you got my respect when the jace was proven to be fake. I may have never "met" you if this wasn't the case. When the ride was going strong I felt pitty and horror, now that the ride ends I feel sadness and loss. The thing is that this sort of setup can't exist where I see jace as fake and entertaining at the same time. I wanted to believe the ride was not over but the videos after the big revival weren't so good. Don't know if you guys get what I mean but what ever.

One of the nicest thing was that when the truth was out you weren't a huge dick about it. You didn't chose the "ebin ween guys, u ar so stoopid to believe this shit, I was just trolling". The guy behind the show was a nice guy who laughed with us how silly the past years have been.

So my english is running out of batteries so I will wrap this up: Jace is not truly dead. Jace lives in my heart and in a cold morning a top of arctic hill in Lapland, when I close my eyes and listen very carefully I can hear the wind whispering to my ear "THATS A DICK"

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

We flew too close the sun. The perfect lolcow. Of course it couldn't be true.