CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

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FlyAwayNow

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PKD91 said:
[2:16:49 PM] *** Jace Connors would like to add you on Skype


MATT THIS IS IMPORTANT WE NEED TO TALK NOW ***

[2:21:04 PM] *** FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N has shared contact details with Jace Connors. ***

[2:21:11 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: What do you want? I'm busy.

[2:21:26 PM] Jace Connors: NEED U RITE NOW

[2:21:29 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: You try to call me I'm out, I've got things to do.

[2:21:52 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE WHEN R U FREE TODAY NEED U FOR AN OP!!!

[2:22:06 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Details upfront.

[2:22:26 PM] Jace Connors: 1 SEC

[2:22:36 PM] Jace Connors: DRIVING

[2:23:10 PM] Jace Connors: R U AT HOME?

[2:23:15 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: You put down that damn phone and text me when you're not driving.

[2:23:30 PM] Jace Connors: FINE

[2:23:38 PM] Jace Connors: 2 MINS

[2:41:37 PM] Jace Connors: R U AT HOME

[2:41:47 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Why does it matter?

[2:42:00 PM] Jace Connors: GET SOMETHING 2 WRITE DOWN I NEED U 2 WRITE SOMETHING DOWN!!

[2:42:04 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Sure.

[2:44:07 PM] Jace Connors: 1 sec

[2:49:16 PM] *** Missed call from Jace Connors. ***

I'm not answering that.

[2:49:25 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

Dude i pulled over im at a rest stop.

[2:49:40 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

[2:49:45 PM] *** FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N has shared contact details with Jace Connors. ***

[2:49:47 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I'm not answering that, I'm doing work.

[2:50:12 PM] Jace Connors: THAT CAN WAIT,This is important. I need you for an op, ASAP.

[2:50:18 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Details upfront then.

[2:50:24 PM] Jace Connors: Get in your car, and ANSWER THAT SKYPE CALL RIGHT NOW!!

[2:50:32 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Nope.

[2:50:40 PM] Jace Connors: FINE I WILL write it in text!!

[2:50:41 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Not until I get details.

[2:51:34 PM] Jace Connors: Okay your going to meet me at the McDonalds at 1750 Soldiers Field Road, Brighton,That will be our staging ground,That i chose for its Strategic positioning,BUT I NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW! I Already sent her the threats so she shoyuld be driving away from her houserRIGHT NOW!!!

[2:51:46 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Sent who?

[2:51:57 PM] Jace Connors: BRIANNA

[2:52:07 PM] Jace Connors: SHE IS WORKING WIth the National Social Justice Party to stop gamers!!!!

[2:52:35 PM] Jace Connors: I SENT ELI UP TO DISABLE HER COMMS WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE SHE ASKS FOR REINFORCEMENTS THOUGH AND I NEED YOU FOR BACK UP!!

[2:52:52 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: What? You want me to bring my rifle or what?

[2:53:05 PM] Jace Connors: YEA JUST LIKE IN PAYDAY 2 DUDE ITLL BE SICK

[2:53:36 PM] Jace Connors: IN CASE SHE SHOOTS AT MY CAR I CANT GET BULLET HOLES IN MY MOMS CAR SHE ILL KILL ME ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I STOLE IT

[2:54:10 PM] Jace Connors: WERE GONNA STREET RACE HER SHE WONT BE ABLE TO DRIVE IN THE STORM SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO WIN EASY AND TAKE YOUR RIFLE IN CASE SHE SHOOTS US TOO

[2:54:32 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: You're not laying a hand on my gun.

[2:54:42 PM] Jace Connors: ILL DRIVE YOU SHOOT

[2:54:44 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: And two, I doubt this will happen.

[2:54:56 PM] Jace Connors: ILL PICK YOU UP IF U CANT GET A CAR

[2:55:09 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I can get to my car.

[2:55:11 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: But I won

[2:55:13 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: 't do this.

[2:55:27 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

[2:55:36 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Neither do I.

[2:55:41 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

[2:56:08 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

What about: "I have a life to keep up with." do you not understand?

[2:56:43 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I will not take part in a driveby shooting.

[2:56:46 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE UR MY LAST HOPE I NEED A WINGMAN MY PRIUS CANT GO VERY FAST!!!

[2:57:01 PM] Jace Connors: ITS NOT A DRIVE BUY ITS A STREET RACE!!

[2:57:10 PM] *** Missed call from Jace Connors. ***

[2:57:34 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

I don't have the time or the care or the carelessness to do this.

[2:57:58 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

[2:58:04 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

I CALLED THE MARINES THEY WONT HELP YOUR MY ONLY HOPE TO STOP THE NATIONAL SOCIAL JUSTICE PARTY FROM TAKING OVER GAMER GATE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE!! TAKE MY HAND

[2:59:10 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Did I ever tell you I was a game developer?

[2:59:14 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: It's what I'm doing now actually.

[2:59:20 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE U HELPED ME IN FUCKING PAYDAY 2 THIS IS JUST THE SAME EXACT THING WHY WONT U HELP ME NOW

[2:59:36 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Videogames cannot be compared to real life.

[2:59:50 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE ITS FREAKING REALISTIC!!!

[3:00:07 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Why are you concerned about Gamergate?

[3:00:08 PM] Jace Connors: WHAT IF WE MEET AT STARBUCKS INSTEAD OF MCDONALDS WILL U HELP ME THEN??

[3:00:08 PM] *** Call from Jace Connors ***

Why are you concerned about Gamergate?

[3:00:27 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Who is this Brianna?

[3:01:20 PM] Jace Connors: BRIANNA WU SHES A TRANNY TROLL WHOS WORKING WITH THE NEO NAZIS AND SOCIAL JUSTICISTS TO TAKE OVER GAMING AND SHE TRIED TO KILL ME

[3:01:40 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Didn't you try to kill me once over critique?

[3:01:42 PM] Jace Connors: HER TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!!! HER TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!!! HELP ME MATT!!!

[3:02:10 PM] Jace Connors: DUDE I DIDNT TRY TO KILL U. WAS JUST JOSHIN

[3:02:19 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I don't believe that.

[3:02:26 PM] Jace Connors: WELL I DO!!

[3:02:35 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: What proof do you have of her working with Neo Nazis and SJWs?

[3:02:43 PM] Jace Connors: I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS LIVES ARE ONLINE!! GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR SOLDIER!! NOW!!

[3:02:57 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I'm the one with the rifle, and I say no.

[3:02:59 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: So no.

[3:03:49 PM] Jace Connors: NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[3:03:57 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: No.

[3:04:21 PM] Jace Connors: FINE ILL DO IT WITHOUT U BUT IF I DIE IN THE RACE AND SHE WINS THATS ON U

[3:04:38 PM] Jace Connors: I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!!!!! THIS IS BETRAYAL!!!

[3:04:59 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: We were never friends.

[3:04:59 PM] Jace Connors: ROAD WARRIOR STRYKER SIGNING OFF.ILL C U ON THE ROAD

[3:07:08 PM] Jace Connors: 1 LAST THING

[3:07:47 PM] Jace Connors: U CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS ITS CLASSIFIED NOBODY CAN KNOW UNTIL ELI KILLS HER COMMS

[3:08:01 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: If you're talking about killing someone, let me tell you something:

[3:08:06 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Don't.

[3:08:13 PM] Jace Connors: IM NOT GOING TO KILL HER YOU IDIOT DUMBASS!!

[3:08:39 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: You're very clearly trying to cause her harm.

[3:08:39 PM] Jace Connors: IM GOING TO RACE HER!!! RACING IS AN HONORABLE SPORT I AM NOT A BARBARIAN THUG LIKE TYCE WHO WILL JUST USE MURDERS!!

[3:08:51 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Racing won't solve anything.

[3:08:53 PM] Jace Connors: NO!! IM TRYING TO PROVE THAT IM RIGHT!! AND SHES WRONG!!

[3:08:57 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: What point are you trying to prove?

[3:09:35 PM] Jace Connors: WOW RACING WONT SOLVE ANYTHING? THATS WHAT MY PASTOR, MY MOM, MY DAD, MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY PROBATION OFFICER SAID, AND THEY DIDNT FUCKING STOP ME AND U CANT EITHER!!!!!! FUCK U FAKE FRIEND!!!

[3:09:48 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: I was never your friend, therefore, I can't be fake.

[3:10:02 PM] Jace Connors: LIAR

[3:10:06 PM] Jace Connors: U RESPECT ME

[3:10:12 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Never did.

[3:10:19 PM] Jace Connors: NO

[3:10:32 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: Never did, never will, especially so with what you're trying to do.

[3:10:49 PM] Jace Connors: IM A FREAKING ROAD WARRIOR U FAG!!

[3:10:58 PM] Jace Connors: UR CHANGING THE TOPIC UR WASTING MY TIME I HAVE 2 GET BACK ON THE ROAD

[3:11:00 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: See, there you go insulting me again, I can't respect that.

[3:11:08 PM] Jace Connors: BYE HATER

[3:11:14 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: You'll be back.

[3:11:26 PM] Jace Connors: SEE U IN HECK!! U WILL WISH U HAD HELPED ME WHEN IM ON THE NEWS FOR BEATING THE ANTI GAMER GATE!!!

[3:11:37 PM] FlyAwayNow - Matthew.N: WHy is that admirable?

 

DeagleDad420

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Important points:
  1. Jace stole his mom's Prius again and is currently drunk driving towards wherever he thinks he's going to race Brianna, probably at her house. Is now calling himself "ROAD WARRIOR STRYKER"
  2. Meanwhile, Eli is at some nebulous location trying to "take down Wu's comms". What this actually means is unclear but they're probably working on some sort of time schedule, Jace seemed very impatient about the whole thing
  3. Jace wants to street race Brianna, not kill her. In his mind, killing her is a "barbarian thug" thing to do, and street racing is an honorable way to settle a dispute, kind of like a samurai duel.
  4. Jace believes Brianna is working with Neo-Nazis and the SJW's, which he collectively refers to as the "National Social Justice Party", to destroy gaming. How he came to this conclusion is anyone's guess but likely involves a substantial amount of Adderall and an evidence board.
  5. Jace wants to meet Matt at a McDonald's in Brighton, Mass. Why he chose this particular location, I'm not sure.
  6. Jace claims he was "Just joshin" when he spent ~10 hours driving on a tour between very single Starbucks in CT to try and murder Matt with airsoft
 

Handsome Pete

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Goddamn, I have missed Jace. We've been subsisting on dogfuckers, dollfuckers, and Marijan for the last month, but nobody brings the crazy quite like Commander Stryker. In a single Skype conversation, he showed those kids how it's done. Godspeed, good sped.

Oh, and maybe someone should make sure he doesn't get arrested or killed.
 

Cosmos

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This is just fantastic. Man, 2015 has only been here for a month and already it's given us boatloads of entertainment.

Also, I would pay cold hard cash to see Jace and Brianna street race on their bitchin' sweet motorcycles. That's the best way to solve an argument, honestly.
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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This is just fantastic. Man, 2015 has only been here for a month and already it's given us boatloads of entertainment.

Also, I would pay cold hard cash to see Jace and Brianna street race on their bitchin' sweet motorcycles. That's the best way to solve an argument, honestly.
It's like everything is going down in early February. OPL's second trial, Jace declaring an involuntary participation street race against Wu with almost cosmic-level timing because it's right when she revealed her super-expensive sport bike...

There has got to be something on the level of natural law that dictates when lolcows end up doing their individual craziest shit in the same time frame.
 

buttsbuttsbutts

Yesh! YESH!
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When did Jace have a probation officer? I'm assuming it was when he got the dui? Though I would think the job of the officer would be to then make sure he wasn't doing the drugs that got him a DUI in the first place...
 
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