CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

[Dr. Meme]

[3:09:35 PM] Jace Connors: WOW RACING WONT SOLVE ANYTHING? THATS WHAT MY PASTOR, MY MOM, MY DAD, MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY PROBATION OFFICER SAID, AND THEY DIDNT FUCKING STOP ME AND U CANT EITHER!!!!!! FUCK U FAKE FRIEND!!!

I fucking lost it there.

 

[BT 075]

Tactical booty call?

 

[Falcon Lord]

It's like everything is going down in early February. OPL's second trial, Jace declaring an involuntary participation street race against Wu with almost cosmic-level timing because it's right when she revealed her super-expensive sport bike...

There has got to be something on the level of natural law that dictates when lolcows end up doing their individual craziest shit in the same time frame.

Cownarok approaches. All shall burn.

 

[Gringo]

With Eli's track record, I'm really eager to know how he's going to "disable Brianna's coms". His approach when it came to assassinating Tyce in the FERGUZONE stream left a lot to be desired, that's for sure - I sorta wonder if he's just gonna awkwardly stumble into her house and unplug her computer.

 

[Cosmos]

[3:09:35 PM] Jace Connors: WOW RACING WONT SOLVE ANYTHING? THATS WHAT MY PASTOR, MY MOM, MY DAD, MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY PROBATION OFFICER SAID, AND THEY DIDNT FUCKING STOP ME AND U CANT EITHER!!!!!! FUCK U FAKE FRIEND!!!

I fucking lost it there.

Same! I also cracked up at

Matthew.N: Didn't you try to kill me once over critique?
Jace Connors: DUDE I DIDNT TRY TO KILL U. WAS JUST JOSHIN
Matthew.N: I don't believe that.
Jace Connors: WELL I DO!!

 

[gettar]

I CALLED THE MARINES

pls be true

 

[Tookie]

A grand battle/tactical street race between Jace and John Flynt seems like it summarizes both sides of Gamergate quite nicely. Let's settle this thing here and now.

 

[Sean Harris]

A grand battle/tactical street race between Jace and John Flynt seems like it summarizes both sides of Gamergate quite nicely. Let's settle this thing here and now.

 

[Gothicserpent]

If this doesn't end with an explosion I'm going to be disappointed.

 

[Sean Harris]

If this doesn't end with an explosion I'm going to be disappointed.

This is what I believe the battle will be like. It's pretty accurate me thinks.

 

[XYZpdq]

This is what I believe the battle will be like. It's pretty accurate me thinks.

I was thinking like Clerks Animated when the Quicker Stop explodes for no particular reason while Jay and Silent Bob walk out trying to sell fireworks.

 

[Sean Harris]

I was thinking like Clerks Animated when the Quicker Stop explodes for no particular reason while Jay and Silent Bob walk out trying to sell fireworks.

But we all know this is what Jace wishes it will be like.

livebythebulletdiebythebullet

 

[A-№1]

With Eli's track record, I'm really eager to know how he's going to "disable Brianna's coms". His approach when it came to assassinating Tyce in the FERGUZONE stream left a lot to be desired, that's for sure - I sorta wonder if he's just gonna awkwardly stumble into her house and unplug her computer.

Nah.

However Eli plans to "disable Briana's coms", I'm thinking it probably involves a lot of runescape.

 

[Kosher Dill]

With Eli's track record, I'm really eager to know how he's going to "disable Brianna's coms". His approach when it came to assassinating Tyce in the FERGUZONE stream left a lot to be desired, that's for sure - I sorta wonder if he's just gonna awkwardly stumble into her house and unplug her computer.

I think he'll drill a hole in her wall and start puffing weed smoke into it. It works on mice anyway.

 

[XH 502]

I really hope Jace brought a camera with him.

 

[Randall Fragg]

So, who wants to bet that this will be the time Jace gets arrested?

 

[Zarkon]

Somewhere out there is a stolen Prius driven by a man who is drunk, hasn't bathed in weeks, and is using his own body's grease to style what remains of his hair into wolf ears. And he wants a piece of a sport bike.

The cops who eventually bust/scrape up the remains of the Prius will have a field day with this one.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

This is what I believe the battle will be like. It's pretty accurate me thinks.

No, it will be more like this:

Spoiler: SUPER REALISTIC CONTENT

 

[gettar]

So, who wants to bet that this will be the time Jace gets arrested?

I'd say it's got to happen this time, but Jace, Tyce and Eli all have a way of avoiding serious repercussions for their actions, as if God enjoys their antics as much as anyone.

 

[Sean Harris]

No, it will be more like this:

Spoiler: SUPER REALISTIC CONTENT

NU UH! MORE LIKE THIS!!!

Spoiler: HYPER SUPER REALISTIC CONTENT