CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

@FlyAwayNow Did you ever officially join Deagle Nation or did you just get drafted?

 

[waffle]

Wait, I thought Briana Wu lived in California? Is he driving across country or does he think she's going to meet him back east somewhere?

 

[Danzou]

"I don't have the time or the care or the carelessness to do this." Nicely worded.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS LIVES ARE ONLINE!!

I also wonder what "calling the Marines" entailed. I'm guessing he just assumed some random group of people were Marines and he tried appealing to them for help against the Wu Tran Clan.

 

[Spork]

Wait, I thought Briana Wu lived in California? Is he driving across country or does he think she's going to meet him back east somewhere?

I think she lives in Boston, but that's beside the point because last I heard she was in France for some reason.

 

[press1forjews]

Thank you Jace, Today was going awfully, and this makes everything better. I may have been stood up, but at least I am in no way involved in this.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Thank you Jace, Today was going awfully, and this makes everything better. I may have been stood up, but at least I am in no way involved in this.

Are you saying you don't want to be a part of this sweet shit?

 

[Black Dice]

TAKE MY HAND

This is some thrilling shit.

So many great lines!

 

[press1forjews]

Are you saying you don't want to be a part of this sweet shit?

as far as I'm concerned, observation is great. I wouldn't really want to deal with jace blowing up my phone every time he goes on a drug rampage and tries to street race drug lords for their weed thats fueling the fight of gamer gate soldiers. He is a far braver soul than I.

 

[Sigyn]

Does Brianna know? Like, where does he expect to find her?

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Does Brianna know? Like, where does he expect to find her?

Apparently Jace was blocked right when he first started twitting to him so I doubt it, otherwise Wu would be using Jace as proof of harassment right now.

 

[tehfolder]

I seriously hope Jace does not crash. It's snowing in the area and the roads are bad. If he is drunk and street racing things could get dangerous. Also does Briana Wu live in Boston MA? If she does there is a slim chance Jace might actually make it to her home. This is going to be amazing (please don't die Jace).

 

[Sigyn]

Apparently Jace was blocked right when he first started twitting to him

So he never got to explain his master plan to her? Haha. Well this'll end well.

 

[press1forjews]

Does Brianna know? Like, where does he expect to find her?

i dont know any of her account names, but if she's in France like someone said, she might be busy and away from whatever social media he tried to con act her through. American cell phones dont really work in Europe, I know I couldn't/didn't bring my cell phone when I went to Sweden anyway. That was years ago though, I dont really keep up with foreign cellular infrastructure at all.

 

[ReadLaughWeepFreakOut]

I just watched Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior again this evening and then I come here and see this... Beautiful. Someone with the know-how should edit the new Mad Max Fury Road trailer with a Jace voiceover. I'm imagining his mom's car outfitted with spikes and male sexslaves wearing S&M-attire crucified on the hood. This would probably not work in any true street race, unfortunately.
I seriously hope this turns into a somewhat anticlimactic, but fun situation, and not a sad "showdown" resulting in injury or serious legal trouble.

 

[PsychicFish]

Well, she's at least aware of Jace's mission:

 

[Dr. Meme]

Well, she's at least aware of Jace's mission:

Don't worry, it's a bb gun.

 

[stets]

Wu lives in Arlington, MA. I'm not doxing her, this has been reported in literally dozens of publications, both print and online. If you really want to sperg, then you can listen to the police frequency for Arlington and all of the surrounding areas here:
http://scanner.wickedlocal.com/northwest/arlington.php

If Jace does something stupid tonight, then it'll happen live on the scanner. I won't be listening, but feel free to keep us posted if you do.

 

[PsychicFish]

Don't worry, it's a bb gun.

We know that... do the police?

Spoiler

or jace?

 

[Sean Harris]

This will likely end in some silly thing happening and it will all return to normal.

But if the worst comes to pass, well it was a great run. He provided more entertainment than most lulcows in a single year.

But seriously, this is fucking epic man.