CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

[Billy_Sama]

I don't know what is funnier, Jace trying to get Brianna to race or the fact he is using a Prius to race.

If Jace actually took the Prius, his mom probably called the cops and I wouldn't be surprised if the cops pulled him over. With Jace's delusions, he is at his computer roleplaying this with the Sims.

 

[PsychicFish]

This will likely end in some silly thing happening and it will all return to normal.

But if the worst comes to pass, well it was a great run. He provided more entertainment than most lulcows in a single year.

My money is him driving to boston, and realising he can't just shout 'brianna come out' to find her. Maybe hanging around til he/they get bored of being cold & damp, then driving home.

Of course, driving is the problem, he could get pulled over for any reason at any time.

 

[ReadLaughWeepFreakOut]

Well, she's at least aware of Jace's mission:

Hullo!

It is easy to view Jace's threats for what they are if you have seen his streams or followed Deagle Nation, but I imagine it would be quite unsettling to listen to his ramblings.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

With Jace's delusions, he is at his computer roleplaying this with the Sims.

Does that mean he's going to wet his pants and pass out in the bushes?

 

[press1forjews]

I just watched Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior again this evening and then I come here and see this... Beautiful. Someone with the know-how should edit the new Mad Max Fury Road trailer with a Jace voiceover. I'm imagining his mom's car outfitted with spikes and male sexslaves wearing S&M-attire crucified on the hood. This would probably not work in any true street race, unfortunately.
I seriously hope this turns into a somewhat anticlimactic, but fun situation, and not a sad "showdown" resulting in injury or serious legal trouble.

She's out of the country and he's in the wrong state. This is going to go nowhere. He'll probably blame FAN somehow. also Eli probably got lost somewhere.

 

[XYZpdq]

I like how the tranny totally blocked him forevers except for when it was time to cry again on twitter.

 

[Sean Harris]

I like how the tranny totally blocked him forevers except for when it was time to cry again on twitter.

HE's a professional victim. It's what HE does.

 

[Cosmos]

Well, she's at least aware of Jace's mission:

God, Brianna, he's not going to shoot you. He's just going to challenge you to a street race. He's not a thug like Tyce!

 

[ReadLaughWeepFreakOut]

She's out of the country and he's in the wrong state. This is going to go nowhere. He'll probably blame FAN somehow. also Eli probably got lost somewhere.

Yeah, and nowhere is preferable, although I enjoy imagining a great scene with big explosions and a decent soundtrack. Me knowing he is an actual humain being gets in the way.

 

[Optimus Prime]

God, Brianna, he's not going to shoot you. He's just going to challenge you to a street race. He's not a thug like Tyce!

Unless he intends to make the race replicate the majority of the final sprint in NFS: The Run, where the one guy shoots at the player character in the middle of the race.

I have no idea how Jace is going to make the Chicago Subway trains reach over 230 miles an hour - both directions - in order to threateningly tail impossibly expensive super exotic sportscars while they shoot each other inside subway tunnels*, but I have faith in Styker.

(*Yes, Michael Bay was involved, how did you know?)

 

[Surtur]

This can only end in hilarity.

 

[Zim]

Go, you dumb glorious bastard! Street race to the extreme!

 

[FBIfellow420]

Well, she's at least aware of Jace's mission:

The smug-ass <3, the delusion, the fact that she/he probably didn't actually call the police and is instead making stupid, idle threats, the fact that she thinks she's important- alright, now I actually want Jace to beat her/his ass in a street race so bad.

 

[Miya]

 

[moonman1488]

Holy hell.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Dammit!

 

[exball]

Top.
Fucking.
Kek.

 

[PsychicFish]

How is he not in jail right now?

 

[Zim]

Holy shit! He's absolutely boned now.

Of course I've said that about Chris too. I'm honestly glad he wasn't hurt. That looked kind of bad.

 

[Sean Harris]

Bravo! That was one epic meltdown, and a car wreck to boot!

The schizophrenia was also a nice touch.