CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

[moonman1488]

How is he not in jail right now?

I'm guessing he ditched the Prius and had Eli drive him home. If the cops showed up and ran his name after seeing how insane he is he'd be in jail now.

 

[Ariel]

Spoiler

 

[Smoked Sausage]

God bless you Jace, you've just made my day.

 

[PsychicFish]

I'm guessing he ditched the Prius and had Eli drive him home. If the cops showed up and ran his name after seeing how insane he is he'd be in jail now.

Then surely it's just delayed, they're gonna contact his mom, and now he's probably also looking at a fleeing the scene charge.

 

[ReadLaughWeepFreakOut]

I'm guessing he ditched the Prius and had Eli drive him home. If the cops showed up and ran his name after seeing how insane he is he'd be in jail now.

Eli drives? A car? In streets and in public? "How... Fucking taxi..?"

Edit: I hope he remembers where he left it.

 

[Billy_Sama]

What an excellent finale of Deagle Nation before the start of Jace's institutional adventures.

 

[tehfolder]

I am literally crying this is so funny, thank god he is alive! I am so happy he didn't die.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Ok, so if Eli is REALLY "on the other side of the continent", then I've got a gut feeling that Jace will try to flee the state if the law goes after him, knowing that Eli will already have a FOB set up. Come on, we all saw that weed bunker he cobbled together in the deserts of Israel. Who knows what he can do stateside?

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

As funny as that video was, I am pretty relieved he's alright. This could have easily ended much more messily, Jace really lucked out he could walk away from that wreck.

 

[Cosmos]

The most shocking thing about this turn of events is how utterly unsurprised I was when I saw that totaled Prius. Dammit, Jace...

 

[TM Ambrose]

If this doesn't end with an explosion I'm going to be disappointed.

... you fucking called it.

 

[JON CENA]

I seriously hope Jace does not crash.

Whoops.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Jace went from Future-Ex-Marine to Ex-Future-Ex-Marine and years down the road he'll eventually become an Ex-Con.

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

Semper Fidelis! Black-Level Commander- Lift Your Badass Deagles Like Antennas to Heaven

 

[Zarkon]

Jace went from Future-Ex-Marine to Ex-Future-Ex-Marine and years down the road he'll eventually become an Ex-Con.

Doesn't he already have a felony? I believe he will serve some time for stealing his mom's car, totaling it, and the like.

Also, from this video: "More will come soon. I am not feeling very good right now, my head is bleeding a lot, but I WILL GET MY PAYBACK!!!!! This crime will not go unpunished. Justice will Prevail. Know This." Asshole probably has a concussion from the crash as well. He should probably see a doctor on top of this all.

 

[Null]

I forgot to mention I got this while asleep:

[5:19:56 AM] Jace Connors: WHERES MATT!!!!
[5:19:59 AM] Jace Connors: CAN YOU GET ME MATT??

 

[Burned Man]

Operation Wu-pocalypse Jace is running out of name ideas. I like to think that someone pulled to see if Jace was okay before his rage over Wu, gaming, and street racing scared them off. At least Jace managed only to destroy his car and not wreck any civilians, a good Commander avoids collateral damage whenever they can.

 

[Arctic]

[3:09:35 PM] Jace Connors: WOW RACING WONT SOLVE ANYTHING? THATS WHAT MY PASTOR, MY MOM, MY DAD, MY OLDER BROTHER AND MY PROBATION OFFICER SAID, AND THEY DIDNT FUCKING STOP ME AND U CANT EITHER!!!!!! FUCK U FAKE FRIEND!!!

I fucking lost it there.

This needs to be one of those randomly generated quotes on top of the forum.

 

[cluelessly]

Poor Fly Away Now.. His exchanges with Jace are honestly one of my favourite kinds of Jace content.

"BUT WE R BEST BUDS JOSH"
"We were never friends"

I fucking lost it.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

Why is he not in a psych ward right now?