CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace currently driving to Brianna Wu's house to race her, tries to enlist FAN to help -

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Zarkon

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Imagine Jace walking parkouring down the side of the highway, slicking his hair back into wolf ears after one of them got crumpled against the windshield.
Imagine the poor samaritan that stopped to help Jace, going from 'I hope nobody is hurt' to 'this guy is messed up' to 'wow, mental disorder' to 'QUICK, GET IN THE CAR, THAT CRAZY MOFO'S GOT A GUN I THINK!'
 

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So, who wants to bet that this will be the time Jace gets arrested?
IANAL, but if no one is hurt, leaving the scene of an accident is usually just a misdemeanor. However if he's still on probation, that could be a Mountain Dew Code Red situation for him.
 

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If tranny Hitler could get people arrested the entire internet would be in jail, so that's out. Seems like it's hinging on Gail pressing charges, either for personal reasons or insurance purposes.
 
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IANAL, but if no one is hurt, leaving the scene of an accident is usually just a misdemeanor. However if he's still on probation, that could be a Mountain Dew Code Red situation for him.
If it's only property damage (which in this case it seems to be, unless the police can count his own injuries (or Eli's?) then it does seem to just be a misdemeanor. But it's a misdemeanor with 2 weeks to 2 years in prison. And that's before we talk about him not being licensed or insured.
 
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Zarkon

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So...Fiendish Brianna Wu won this round against Jace? I bet she's celebrating with a glass of wine right now, while downloading one of Jace's full-bodyscans from the Pirate Bay. The real kicker? Her 3D printer is made with unbreakable plastics, straight from the Orient!
 

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If it's only property damage (which in this case it seems to be, unless the police can count his own injuries (or Eli's?) then it does seem to just be a misdemeanor. But it's a misdemeanor with 2 weeks to 2 years in prison. And that's before we talk about him not being licensed or insured.
You forgot the whole stealing a car thing.
 

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You forgot the whole stealing a car thing.
I was working on the assumption that his mother wouldn't press charges on joyriding. It wouldn't likely stick for a GTA charge as he was almost certainly planning to return the car, and GTA requires intent to permanently deprive the victim.
 

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You forgot the whole stealing a car thing.
And possibly driving with a suspended license and no insurance. Not to mention reckless driving, an additional DWI, terroristic threats, etc etc. This is one of those things where he could get cited for a traffic ticket all the way to facing a couple of years of the IRL ban hammer. It just depends on how seriously the police and prosecutor want to take it.
 

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If tranny Hitler could get people arrested the entire internet would be in jail, so that's out. Seems like it's hinging on Gail pressing charges, either for personal reasons or insurance purposes.
IANAL, but if no one is hurt, leaving the scene of an accident is usually just a misdemeanor. However if he's still on probation, that could be a Mountain Dew Code Red situation for him.
I'm pretty sure he had his license revoked for his felony charge. It seems highly doubtful he got his license back (Just try and imagine The Commander in his current state taking the test alone, probation not withstanding). The very fact that he was driving at all is going to be an issue. So unless Gail covers for him and claims it was her fault, he could be in some trouble.
 

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I'm pretty sure he had his license revoked for his felony charge. It seems highly doubtful he got his license back (Just try and imagine The Commander in his current state taking the test alone, probation not withstanding). The very fact that he was driving at all is going to be an issue. So unless Gail covers for him and claims it was her fault, he could be in some trouble.
It's going to be pretty hard once people see the YouTube video of Jace cursing the car for not being able to street race in a blizzard. It is a pretty popular video at the moment.
 
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It's going to be pretty hard once people see the YouTube video of Jace cursing the car for not being able to street race in a blizzard. It is a pretty popular video at the moment.
A video which also contains a lot of crazyman theories about Brianna Wu sabotaging his car to kill him and how he's going to destroy the SJW movement. As well as admissions that he threatened Brianna on twitter and elsewhere.
 

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A video which also contains a lot of crazyman theories about Brianna Wu sabotaging his car to kill him and how he's going to destroy the SJW movement. As well as admissions that he threatened Brianna on twitter and elsewhere.
Not to mention driving recklessly on purpose ("driving fast, challenging other cars..."). He's really got himself in a pickle here. Good thing that his only real mode of getting anywhere is now no longer available.
 
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