Jace in different eras -
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Jeisu-san in 1940s Japan would be hilarious. He'd actually hate the USMC.
And he'd get to join the military! As a Kamikaze.
And he'd get to join the military! As a Kamikaze.
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Haha, could you please elaborate a little more one this? Such as what he'd do instead of parkour, skating, videogames and the genres of music he'd like
He'd insist on drinking rain water, for one thing.
Instead of parkour, his sports would be wrestling and football. He'd be on roller skates, because it seemed skateboards weren't popular outside of California until the late '60s. Maybe he'd like roller derby, lol.
He'd be into table top gaming instead of vidya and be annoyed by his hyper-religious mom telling him they're satanic.
He'd also go to the movies and read comic books regularly.
Jace would listen to Jazz. So would Tyce, even though he hates black people.
Eli would wander around West Berlin trying to get through Checkpoint Charlie to find Amelia Earhart.
Maybe Buddy Holly instead of Amelia Earhart, but yeah, Eli would be mucking around inside West Berlin.
People would troll Jace by calling him up and talking to him on ham radio in Russian.
People would troll Jace by calling him up and talking to him on ham radio in Russian.
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The trolls would play this when they call him instead of that Palestinian song:
Jace in medieval times would mostly be a young man who wishes to be a crusader but can't because he's a stupid peasant.
he would waste his time fishing, day dreaming an trying to make impractical weapons with spare items he could find.
he would waste his time fishing, day dreaming an trying to make impractical weapons with spare items he could find.
Jace would be into football and kick the can. He'd be listening to Steppenwolf, Iron Butterfly and Hendrix. He'd be at the local soda shop monopolizing the pinball machine and bitch on his HAM radio when his mom doesn't give him nickels to play.
Crusades or the Barbary Corsair era. With any luck he would end up in a harem of Al Gham-emir-fud
Gather round, folks, and step into your Mom's Prius. Because it's time for Jace and Tyce's Excellent Adventure!
Our story begins with two late teen-early twenties gamer dude bros who want nothing more than to become Marines after having an OCD-esque obsession with the Call of Duty games. Unfortunately, if Jace doesn't stop doing marijuana and accusing his mother of being Makarov, then he will be sent . . . to Jesus Camp.
Jace and Tyce and eating Cheez-its and talking about killing Muslims one day when suddenly a Prius rips through space-time and Tupac Shakur steps out. "Jace!" Tupac yells, "I'm from the future. You have to not be sent to Jesus Camp so that you can save me from the Palestinian rap bunker and thus bring Deagle Nation to prominence in the US. But in order to prove to your mother that you really are a retired wounded Marine veteran, you have to take an awesome journey through history to learn how to become the best Navy Seal ever."
"No way!" yells Jace.
"I FUDCKED YOUR MOM" yells Tyce.
Jace and Tyce step into the Prius and are magically transported back in time to a tiny French village in the year 1692. They are then immediately burnt at the stake for being witches.
The End.
Our story begins with two late teen-early twenties gamer dude bros who want nothing more than to become Marines after having an OCD-esque obsession with the Call of Duty games. Unfortunately, if Jace doesn't stop doing marijuana and accusing his mother of being Makarov, then he will be sent . . . to Jesus Camp.
Jace and Tyce and eating Cheez-its and talking about killing Muslims one day when suddenly a Prius rips through space-time and Tupac Shakur steps out. "Jace!" Tupac yells, "I'm from the future. You have to not be sent to Jesus Camp so that you can save me from the Palestinian rap bunker and thus bring Deagle Nation to prominence in the US. But in order to prove to your mother that you really are a retired wounded Marine veteran, you have to take an awesome journey through history to learn how to become the best Navy Seal ever."
"No way!" yells Jace.
"I FUDCKED YOUR MOM" yells Tyce.
Jace and Tyce step into the Prius and are magically transported back in time to a tiny French village in the year 1692. They are then immediately burnt at the stake for being witches.
The End.
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I'd Imagine at this time the CWCki would be on Ham Radio laughing at JAce's attempt to do a radio talk show or some shitty high school club dedicated to talking about wierdos who live in the state.
1800's within the Wild West. Instead of Muslim's, Jace would hate Native American's. Instead of video games, Jace would probably be more into something such as horse riding or maybe poker. His mother would be against alcohol which Jace would try to drink.
Chief Father Eagle has survived the destruction of his tribe to tell the tale of Jason Connors, a future Texas Ranger and founder of the Navy SEALs.
He would admire horseback riders (and idolize Buffalo Bill) but be bad at riding. His main pasttime would be blasting the anvil.
Is blasting the anvil slang for masturbation? If not, then what is it?
The fact that Jace's mom would forbid him from having a gun would be very funny.
He'd be well-known to the sheriff and deputies for his buffoonery.
His best friend Tyson, son of a prominent local attorney, would spend all his time at the saloon and brothel. He'd play pranks on people until he goes too far and the sheriff puts him in jail or the townsfolk run him out of town for being a nuisance.
And of course, Jace would call the animals on his friend Kyle's ranch little faggots.
... Fuck yeah.
