CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace plans to fly to Palestine, get killed by Hamas -

[DeagleDad420]

Jace (@ParkourDude91) tweeted at 0:46 PM on Sun, Jun 15, 2014:
Situation in Palestine very suspicious (Hamas has ties to Gamerfood) Thinking of buying plane ticket to investigate. (Serious)
(https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/478217057839095808)

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On my phone now so can't post caps but holy fucking shit. This is the kind of behavior I'd expect from an unmedicated Jace. Obviously I doubt he will actually make it overseas, but hopefully Rob and Gail are going to intervene before he wastes taxpayer money on a plane ticket.

 

[Smutley]

Did it for you @DeagleDad420, you work too hard, this is your day! Take some time off and enjoy it!

 

[EI 903]

Someone hasn't taken his pills today.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I don't know if I should laugh or be scared for him.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Jace (@ParkourDude91) tweeted at 2:50 PM on Sun, Jun 15, 2014:
Update: Plans are being made for the anti Hamas mission. I will begin the mission in Israel because its safer, then enter Palestine on foot.
(https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/478248116454305792)

Confirmed for JIDF shill?

 

[BT 075]

This will not cause any trouble whatsoever. He has a beard thicker and blacker then Muhammad's asscrack, he'll do fine. Dude makes Yasser Arafat's facial hair look like that of a prepubescent boy. Those sunglasses are quite Islamic, too. Sheikh Jace al-Connors will be chill.

 

[Smutley]

Luckily I doubt Jace has a passport. Maybe he'll stow away in a wheel well.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Jace (@ParkourDude91) tweeted at 2:56 PM on Sun, Jun 15, 2014:
@TeamGamerfood Your just pissed because i found your true home base. Get ready. I'm going to assassinate ismail haniyah with WWE moves
(https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/478249827654856705)

This just keeps getting worse. For the record nobody put him up to this and even Gamerfood is actively trying to dissuade him. Ismail is the prime minister of Palestine BTW.

 

[EI 903]

I don't know if I should laugh or be scared for him.

I imagine Gail and Rob won't let this get far. Laugh away.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Looks like someone's gonna lose his privilege points.

 

[BT 075]

...I'm going to assassinate ismail haniyah with WWE moves

>mfw reading "assassinate with WWE moves"

 

[Hyperion]

So Jace wants to get repeatedly raped and then beheaded by some muslims. We already know he enjoys sex with men, but the whole head getting cut off thing will be very new for him.

I hope he has fun.

 

[Smutley]

Well I was wrong about the passport. Oh shit.

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, that's like, his choice, man.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I don't want to see Jace get beheaded on the internet.

 

[Arkangel]

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Well I was wrong about the passport. Oh shit.

Oh shit. I guess its happening.

 

[Connor Bible]

I normally don't give a rat's ass about Jace (he's the Jesus Quintana to my Dude), but if this is legitimate, I would suggest that he play G.I. Joe in his backyard where he should be.

 

[CWCissey]

Gail will stop him, if that fails, Rob, if that fails, the cops.

 

[Arkangel]

Also, since Jace doesn't speak or read Arabic, I can imagine him attacking some innocent street food vendor thinking he was a terrorist member.

 

[BatNapalm]

I normally don't give a rat's ass about Jace (he's the Jesus Quintana to my Dude), but if this is legitimate, I would suggest that he play G.I. Joe in his backyard where he should be.

Don't worry, he will.