CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace proclaims himself a rape victim -

[DeagleDad420]

Jace (@ParkourDude91) tweeted at 0:52 PM on Sat, Jun 21, 2014:
@JamieWalton listen I am basically a rape victim and if you don't respect my rights as a survivor you can suck my dick bitch
(https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/480392894474252288)

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On phone again so no caps. This is all because some dude showed him his dick on FACT ZONE. Hes posted a bunch more insane shit today too.

 

[Judge Holden]

he also added

"My Electronic Rape (sexual assassination attempt from the gay agenda that I survived) is NOT FUNNY"

 

[Smutley]

For DeagleDad since he's always so busy on his phone

 

[BT 075]

It's a funny day when a wannabe Fox news anchor military fanboy has the same retarded definition of rape as every single feminist on tumblr these days. Seriously, had he been more active on tumblr he'd fit right in being a rape survivor obsessed about 'privilege points'.

 

[Arctic]

It's a funny day when a wannabe Fox news anchor military fanboy has the same retarded definition of rape as every single feminist on tumblr these days. Seriously, had he been more active on tumblr he'd fit right in being a rape survivor obsessed about 'privilege points'.

Jace's political viewpoint is rather confusing. On one hand he's a stoner/gun nut libertarian, but he's also a conservative who thinks homosexuality is a disease and that Obama is bad. At the same time, he's also pro-welfare because it's his only source of income.

 

[silentprincess]

It's a funny day when a wannabe Fox news anchor military fanboy has the same retarded definition of rape as every single feminist on tumblr these days. Seriously, had he been more active on tumblr he'd fit right in being a rape survivor obsessed about 'privilege points'.

I'm a rape victim and don't talk about points. But in some ways that would explain a little about him acting like a child using drugs, and being a fanboy of war.

But on the other hand I would have to agree with Satan. Rape is defined differently everywhere, and to each person. So his definition could be completely different to what the law constitutes as rape.

(I hope this didn't offend anybody, and if it did I am so sorry.)

 

[NeetBoy]

For those of you keeping score at home, we're now at "Former Retired Wounded Marine Veteran Rape Survivor". Getting a little cramped on those business cards, I suppose.

 

[Pikonic]

he also added

"My Electronic Rape (sexual assassination attempt from the gay agenda that I survived) is NOT FUNNY"

For DeagleDad since he's always so busy on his phone

Oh my God! I thought Holden was kidding!

For those of you keeping score at home, we're now at "Former Retired Wounded Marine Veteran Rape Survivor". Getting a little cramped on those business cards, I suppose.

dont forget "I am the first amendment"

 

[Dr. Meme]

Rape isn't something you can just throw around. Its a serious crime and I get super frustrated when I see people just throwing it around like "oh I was on the bus today and creepy man looked at me he literally raped me OMG". Rape is not being in an uncomfortable situation that happens to be sexual, if you say otherwise I'm sorry but you're wrong.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Rape isn't something you can just throw around. Its a serious crime and I get super frustrated when I see people just throwing it around like "oh I was on the bus today and creepy man looked at me he literally raped me OMG". Rape is not being in an uncomfortable situation that happens to be sexual, if you say otherwise I'm sorry but you're wrong.

Well, i think some people don't understand that Rape, Sexual harassment, and simple harassment are different things, but yeah, a lot of people still fuck those terms up, Jace is (unsurprisingly) one of those people.

 

[Ariel]

Jace is now a SJW, I didn't see that one coming.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

He IS the First Amendment!
He IS... THE BATTLEFIELD!

 

[Ariel]

#cyberrapeisreal

 

[Seahorses]

Sometimes no means yes Jace.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

His response to being flashed on Skype was goddamned priceless. Any time a mini freak out abruptly segues to generic royalty free music, my heart is won.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Guys please stop the literal wienery. Stop raping my hero.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Well, I guess we can say that he is in the same situation as Chris: Emotionally Raped.

 

[Ted]

oh god I am the first amendment.

the one liners keep coming

 

[CatParty]

This just proves he is not a marine.

 

[Ariel]

This just proves he is not a marine.

So true! Haha