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Arkangel

Computer Science and Computer Violence
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Jace will return and his coming will be foretold by these signs:

Brianna Wu will get more insane and do more stupid shit.

Skeletons will rise from the graves and roam the streets.

Clouds of weedTOBACCO smoke will rise from the cities.

All stores in the world will be sold out of wrap-around shades and affliction hoodies.

John Cena will buy a Toyota Prius and race it.

And finally, Mtn Dew Code Red will rain from the sky.
 

ShavedSheep

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Ok man, here's what you have to do.
Print out the entirety of Tiberius Rising and place it on the floor in a stack.
Then make a circle around it out of Deagles (airsoft is ok) and combat knives.
Then place 5 Mountain Dew 2 liters in a pattern to make a star. (make sure its not the jew star or you will fuck up the whole thing)
Place an American Flag over the circle, covering the entire thing.
Play any one of John Cena's theme songs, then continuously chant "Semper Fidelis" until the song ends.
The final step is to vomit onto the center of the flag, so you might need some ipecac handy.

Make sure none of the Trannies find out about this
If you have done this correctly The Commander will rise from under the flag, and invite you to join Deagle Nation to defeat the Skullz.
Don't do this unless you're prepared to commit, however, as the islams will be able to sense you once you have performed the ritual.
 
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