CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace sends his retarded friend to Palestine to kill the prime minister -

[DeagleDad420]

A while ago, Jace had the great idea (and it was his own idea, hilariously enough!) to plan a "stealth mission" to Palestine. He believes that "Al-Gamerfood" has ties to Hamas and plans on investigating, by flying to Tel Aviv and "stealthing" into Palestine to find and assassinate the Prime Minister, Ismail Haniyah, thereby putting an end to this conflict. If you think I'm exaggerating any of this, you can read the prequel thread here, where he first laid out these insane plans.

Mere days after he first posted these plans they were squashed by his older brother, Robert.

Now it seems that he is going to try again. This time, he's shooting for Gaza, and he's got a crack squad on the case consisting of a 17-year-old stoner and a frat boy.

However, this trio of retards requires additional funding for their suicide mission. So Jace is now enlisting the help of Tyce's "easy money tricks" (read: committing petty crime) and plans to take to Internet begging via Kickstarter. In a response to one Twitter user's suggestion, he says he's going to be donating to a sperm bank to raise money for his assassination attempt, which in retrospect is a million times more dangerous for the collective human race than anything he could possibly do in Gaza.

Let's all collectively hope he never gets that $500.

 

[Bugaboo]

Bye Mom, gonna go kill the Palastinian prime minister!

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Well looks like our own government might troll him if they get wind of this. Might as well do this:

 

[The Knife]

NOBODY TELL FRAMERGIRL

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Okay, people. Start that hat around...

(rummages through backpack)

I've got $11, some zip-ties, about fifty feet of paracord, and a halfway-decent spare meatcutter's knife.

Godspeed, Jace. Godspeed.

 

[Smutley]

In a response to one Twitter user's suggestion, he says he's going to be donating to a sperm bank to raise money for his assassination attempt, which in retrospect is a million times more dangerous for the collective human race than anything he could possibly do in Gaza.

Luckily, sperm banks have a really really really high criteria for being a doner. It's not like blood - when it comes to making humans, they don't want lazy eyed schizophrenic autistics with weed and booze problems.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Jace Connors, Israeli superstar!

Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

 

[Count groudon]

Glad to see he's doing fine without his gaming.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I swear at this point Jace's life is like a madcap sitcom. The dick flashing is like a running gag.

 

[Xarpho]

Well, Rob is going to put a stop to it, though I could easily some trying to call the U.S. Government's attention to it.

 

[The Dude]

We're going to see footage of Jace on CNN in irons being hauled off an airplane by a Federal Air Marshal ranting and raving about Dicksquad and "Islams" sending him videos of a dog being masturbated, aren't we?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Luckily, sperm banks have a really really really high criteria for being a doner. It's not like blood - when it comes to making humans, they don't want lazy eyed schizophrenic autistics with weed and booze problems.

I'm gonna just leave this right here and walk out of the room...

 

[CatParty]

Guys I don't think he's actually gonna go.

 

[RP 520]

Guys I don't think he's actually gonna go.

I'm pretty sure he would be stopped at the airport when he says he needs a flight to Gaza. Seeing how he acts, he would probably then say or do something extremely stupid that would lead to him getting tackled by the TSA and tazed.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Guys I don't think he's actually gonna go.

Seriously, $500 for a ticket? My plane trip from my state to the East Coast cost more than that. What's he gonna do, mail himself to Palestine?

 

[Some JERK]

I've got an old rowboat that i'll give him. It's not that far. He can use the kickstarter money for assassin-snacks.

 

[waffle]

They would never let Jace donate to a sperm bank. Having a mental condition is a disqualifier, so is going bald when your 23...

 

[Ariel]

So he knows that these aren't airsoft rockets right?

 

[DeagleDad420]

Seriously, $500 for a ticket? My plane trip from my state to the East Coast cost more than that. What's he gonna do, mail himself to Palestine?

He said he was $500 away, meaning he probably already has a lot of money saved up.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Kickstarter isnt for fund my life projects.

FACT! FACT! FACT! FACT!

FACT!

FACT ZONE!