CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace suspects the Islamic NWO cloned a tranny Hitler to destroy Amsterdam's marijuana trade -

[DeagleDad420]

This leak from a bugged account on the DN Forums, courtesy of Syrian Electronic Army SIGINT.

If you ever needed more reason to start paying attention to the DN forums, this is your wake-up call. Jace made a new discovery lately. It all started when DN forums moderator and trusted soldier $$MadChad$$ posted some highly compelling evidence:

Spoiler: The facts of the situation

This got Jace thinking, replying to a few posts in the thread in the process:

Spoiler: The pieces come together

And over the course of a few days, Jace posted more and more about it until reaching a shocking conclusion:

Spoiler: The shocking truth

(that wasn't cut off, his post literally ends mid-sentence.)

To recap:

• MadChad is loyal to the Marine's attitude.
• Jace wants to send Eli overseas again but doesn't have the money
• Jace only has a very, very loose idea of where Amsterdam actually is on a map, but he knows that they have weed bunkers "miles underground" (he still doesn't understand how bunkers actually work or the fact that you can't build a bunker in the mantle of the fucking earth) which are also capable of sustaining a nuclear attack... because he remembers watching a documentary about grow ops once.
  
• Jews have the balls to stand up to Islam
• Hitler might be a tranny
  
• This is why Tyce became a skinhead, becuase Islams are working with the Nazis to destroy weed.
• Deagle Nation's best hope for victory is to get Israel to legalize weed.
• "Kush is a way of life bitch"
• Jace looked at abovetopsecret.com (a laughable conspiracy website literally below infowars in terms of sourcing and reputation) to get the facts online
• Cyborgs are real because Jace saw them in Black Ops and that's based on real life.
• "If you need facts what the military is going to look like in 3-5 years just check COD for your intel.
• Turning gay is "like becoming an Alien Brain." (formatting his, not mine)

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Reading all that has significantly degraded my IQ, thanks DickDad. I think the only way this could more insane would be if Jace somehow read up on Die Glocke, Nazi UFOs, Hollow Earth Theory, Nazi Occultism, the Sun Church, Hyperboria, the Fountain of Youth, plus maybe all that mystical shit that was in that Lara Croft film with Angelina Jolie.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Jace is a cartoon character come to life.

 

[Seahorses]

So. Going to Germany is how Eli gets his Ps4.

 

[Segue]

jesus christ...you can't make this shit up....

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

This would make an amazing movie.

Also I almost passed out from laughing at Israelis call weed "hashish" so the Muslims don't figure out what it is. (For those who may not be aware, "hashish" is literally "grass" or"weed" in Arabic, too.)

I, for one can't wait for Tupacalypse II: Die, Führer!

 

[Jackie Chin]

Operation: Hitler Hit List shall commence.

 

[XYZpdq]

I hope he streams to bring us up to speed on this situation.

 

[DipShitPhil]

Hitlerzone incoming?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Reading all that has significantly degraded my IQ, thanks DickDad. I think the only way this could more insane would be if Jace somehow read up on Die Glocke, Nazi UFOs, Hollow Earth Theory, Nazi Occultism, the Sun Church, Hyperboria, the Fountain of Youth, plus maybe all that mystical shit that was in that Lara Croft film with Angelina Jolie.

I'm just waiting for Jace to declare himself a "freeman on the land".

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

As unbelievable as this entire ordeal sounds, I cannot in good faith let Eli - a decorated, PTSD-stricken hero of Operation Tupacalypse - put himself in the line of duty like this. I would gladly volunteer to go to Amsterdam for the Commander and eviscerate Hitler's plans for a new world order and to save the Netherlands and their weed crops.

I'd probably spend all my time and Jace's money in the red light district of Amsterdam partying it up with some Dutch prostitutes, I'd probably make my way to Germany and take pictures of the Fuhrer Bunker just to sate Jace's lust for this kind of shit...

 

[Bernard]

"looking on such websites as abovetopsecret.com to get facts online"



Here's a great article regarding that tinfoil hattery website: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Above_Top_Secret

 

[Clown Doll]

Hitlerzone incoming?

Hopefully it will be Jace playing Bionic Commando.

 

[Billy_Sama]

As unbelievable as this entire ordeal sounds, I cannot in good faith let Eli - a decorated, PTSD-stricken hero of Operation Tupacalypse - put himself in the line of duty like this. I would gladly volunteer to go to Amsterdam for the Commander and eviscerate Hitler's plans for a new world order and to save the Netherlands and their weed crops.

I'd probably spend all my time and Jace's money in the red light district of Amsterdam partying it up with some Dutch prostitutes, I'd probably make my way to Germany and take pictures of the Fuhrer Bunker just to sate Jace's lust for this kind of shit...

I am not surprised a troll hasn't taken advantage of Jace's illogical thinking to take an all expenses paid trip around the world via Jace's welfare and mother's money. I bet it would be easy to convince Jace that Tupac is actually held up in some five star resort Dubai.

 

[EI 873]

Is there literally any combination of words Jace won't believe?

/EDIT: The location of Neo-Hitler's house looks like it's maybe about two hours away from where I live. Freaky.

 

[MurcDusen]

"As an intellectual I believe..."

From that point on I pictured Jace sitting in an armchair, smoking a pipe and pictured him talking with a calm, soothing voice and heavy British Accent.
Made it even funnier.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Dammit, I knew Hitler was hiding in the Fulda Gap.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Commander this is a complete load of bullshit, everyone knows Hitler actually fled to Antarctica after WWII and is now planing an invasion of the world using Nazi UFOs! Honestly I'm surprised that it took Jace this long for him to take on Hitler/Nazi conspiracies.

 

[king of pickles]

I heard they froze sperm samples of his best soldiers. Most propably to create an army of clone-cyborg elites. Project Ubermensch. And only a stoner spec op hungry for an Xbox can thwart those plans.

 

[Arctic]

This is why I love Jace. This could possibly be the laziest trolling attempt ever, and Jace still buys it hook, sinker and line.