Jace wants people to send in knife selfies -

[DeagleDad420]

http://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/476458529495449601

Can't fathom what he's going to be using these for, but I figured I'd post it.

He's been doing a lot of stuff like this lately, including a thread where he demands people "swear a pledge of allegiance" to him on Deagle Nation in return for bribing them with forum rank. He's been very busy jerking off his ego and powertripping.

 

[The Knife]

THIS IS THE ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY

 

[KatsuKitty]

#cut4jace

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[Zim]

#cut4jace

#cut2thejace

 

[Arkangel]

Do I get bonus points for it being a KA-BAR knife?

 

[WachtAmWeb]

I considered sending my entry into the /k/ class photo to Jace when I read that tweet, but:
1: it's only 200x200 pixels
2: you can hardly see the butcher knife I'm carrying
3: it's pretty damn fierce and Jace would probably file it as a death threat
Y'all do realise he keeps a dossier of shit people have sent him, right? In 2013 a shitton of /k/ommandos posed with their SKSs and Mosins pointed at their cameras, gas masks and flecktarn on, and sent their pix to Jace. He shat himself and saved each and every one.

 

[Bugaboo]

 

[The Zookeeper]

Ask and you shall receive commander.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

 

[teheviltwin]

 

[DEAGLE 4 LYFE]

Ask and you shall receive commander.

Sick dude, I like how you painted it matte black for tacticool night ops.

 

[CatParty]

Jace isn't a real marine I am offended he likes knives

 

[Mondo Zappa]

I guess I should join in on the fun, shouldn't I?

 

[Ouija Board]

Aww... I don't have a sick looking knife to do a selfie with. Just kitchen knifes.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Can someone submit this to him because I don't want a Twitter

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Aww... I don't have a sick looking knife to do a selfie with. Just kitchen knifes.

Don't worry, they're the same thing as far as the army marines are concerned.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Hyperion]

I'm not writing on my knife. Because that is retarded.

 

[Ouija Board]

Maybe I will do a quick selfie