Jace x Tyce x FAN: The Sitcom: Episode Guide (Seasons 1-6) -

[DeagleDad420]

From the creators who brought you the cult favorite The Chandler Show, a new series debuts this Winter.

*announcers voice*

He's an accountant and part time book reviewer .
He's a future former US Marine
And He's a Jenkem sniffing stoner who always has a get rich easy scheme!

This wacky trio will get into all sort of misadventures today on The Fact Zones of Life!

"This week, Matt finds out Tyce has been using his car trunk to brew Jenkem and demands his spare set of keys back. Meanwhile, Jace discovers the Special woman he has been seeing is actually a church plant by his TerrorMother to make sure he's taking his medicine and eating his vitamins. Hijinks ensue as Tyce and Jace agree to 'help each other out' with their mutual problems!"

"In this episode of Roomates, Jace accidentally releases a thousand ebola infected mice in the apartment the day Matt's boss comes for dinner. Meanwhile Tyce becomes a social justice warrior after reading tumblr while high on mice poison and starts a naked protest outside the building for transgender rights to free dewritos.

There's a lot more episodes, the episode guide is nowhere near complete. Can you remember any really good ones?

Also whichever title gets the most votes is going to get a photoshop

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

pssst, you spelled "Connecticut" wrong.

 

[Dr. Meme]

"in this episode of Two and a half Marines, Tyce gets his arm stuck in a drainpipe trying to rescue a matchbox car and Jace has to get him out while under the influence of Jenkem, and FlyAwayNow has a new job opportunity get dashed by a call from tyce from the amputee ward"

 

[FlyAwayNow]

"That faggot Matt has put us on garbage duty all week. It's fucking unrealistic for us to have to go around and pick up all the trashbags and like, put them outside. Don't we have taxes for people to do that?" Jace says, exasperated, obviously not bothered by the black bags piling around his modest apartment he can barely keep afloat with his welfare money and stipends. The smell of which has gotten the neighbors to complain and, consequently, LL FAN decides to teach them a lesson by making them deal with the stench directly, throughout all of the block, to let them know what the neighbors are dealing with because of them.

"Like, dude, it's too much work. Just thinking about it makes me like..." -Tyce lights a blunt, but lets the lighter keeps on going in Tyce's hand, obviously in both their stoned states they stare at the pretty light, but slowly, they realize that weed isn't the only thing they can blaze.

 

[XYZpdq]

Needs more Soap and Lil' Faggot (with Zeb) against The World Islam Pet League. Like as the short cartoon at the end.

 

[Arkangel]

Jenkem Park Boys.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Will it be a companion show to "The Chris Chandler Show"?

 

[Judge Holden]

This week in The Jenkem Diaries, Tyce and Matt come to blows over Tyce's plan to harvest "artisan" jenkem from the preschool bathrooms, Jace attempts to infiltrate the preschool as a teacher so he can steal back his precious cena toy from the islamic kindergartners, and Gail has a run in with the law after a cross burning ceremony goes awry

 

[Stuff and Things]

Will it be a companion show to "The Chris Chandler Show"?

Yeah, i think it will be an spin-off show from the The Chris Chandler Show episode: A True Marine in Virginia, in which Jace, as a special guest makes an appearance playing the sims 3 and putting 14BC and the Chandlers into his game.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I'm glad you guys are for my prolonged suffering as a straight man.

 

[Dr. Meme]

In This Episode of It's Always Autistic in Connecticut, Jace and Tyce get arrested for stealing from garage sales and Kyle has to sneak in marajuana to them in jail, and Matt gets multiple calls from a ween trying to buy Jace's Deagle

 

[Smutley]

I'm glad you guys are for my prolonged suffering as a straight man.

 

[Burned Man]

Will Judge Holden be an Executive Producer? I enjoyed his work on the pilot of Roommates.

 

[KingofManga420]

On a very special episode of How I Met Your Stoner, A scorned lover returns from the Israeli desert and complicates the Commander's love life even more. If it wasn't already exhausting enough dealing with Tyce, still huffing in denial of his brother's death at the season finale last season, and Matt's growing impatience at Stryker's inability to choose between them, what happens when a very angry, sexually frustrated #Incogneato Superspy crashes the Gamer Shack?

 

[Bork Laser]

Today on Fact Zones of Life: FAN's parents are coming to visits for the holidays! The only problem is, Jace decided to get the house a pet for Christmas. Even worse its a feral wolf he nicknamed Soap! What will happen when Mr and Mrs FAN meet Stryker's new "loyal" companion? Also see as Tyce attempts to open his own Catana and Matchbox throwing class at the YMCA go hilariously awry! All this and more, today on The Factzones of Life!

 

[Judge Holden]

Here is my fantasy cast

Reginald Ledoux from True Detective as....

Spoiler: TYCE

Sammo Hung as...

Spoiler: MATT

The crazy fundie chick from the Mist as

Spoiler: GAIL

and finally...as Jace...

Spoiler

Jeffry Jones in shades and with a goatee

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

In this episode of Fact Zones of Life, Jace and Tyce go to the gym to parkour and are busted for smoking their special brand of "tobacco" in the locker room.

(scene of John Cena kicking them out of the gym)

Jace: this is gay and unrealistic (canned laughter)
Tyce: dude, you could've taken that fascist out with parkour
Jace: yeah right dude, he looks like John Cena
Tyce: whatever, dude, I'll just come up with one of my easy access plans
Jace: dude, we can't get arrested again
Tyce: we won't . . . unless we get caught!

Will Jace and Tyce be able to go back to their favorite parkour spot? Guest starring John Cena

 

[Burned Man]

On a very special episode of How I Met Your Stoner, A scorned lover returns from the Israeli desert and complicates the Commander's love life even more. If it wasn't already exhausting enough dealing with Tyce, still huffing in denial of his brother's death at the season finale last season, and Matt's growing impatience at Stryker's inability to choose between them, what happens when a very angry, sexually frustrated #Incogneato Superspy crashes the Gamer Shack?

Said season finale involves Tyce trying to move his brother out of the house in order to save him from his tyrannical lawyer dad. His plot involves placing the bed legs on hot wheels cars and pushing him out of the house. Tyce's plans are foiled when he gets to the stairs and decides to board down them using the bed as his board. Jace yells at him not to board down the stairs but Tyce doesn't listen. His brother doesn't make it.

 

[Randall Fragg]

This week on Two and a Half Marines, Jace and Tyce go "cruising for chicks", while Jace drags along Matt and Tyce drags along his wagon of matchbox cars.

Jace and Matt are standing on the sidewalk. Jace is trying to look cool and failing miserably. Suddenly, the air fills with the clatter of metal. Matt an Jace turn and stare in shock as Tyce wheels the corner with a rusty Radio Flyer filled with hot wheels.
Jace: Dude, what the hell are you doing? We're trying to get pussy!
Tyce: dude, dude, chicks dig hot wheels. It's a pussy magnet!
Matt just sighs and tries to walk away slowly.
Jace: Tyce, we can't bring along your wagon.
Cut to Jace and Tyce struggling to get the wagon into the back of "The Pussy Wagon", a powder blue Minivan with a cardboard stencil ducttaped to the side.
Jace: Jesus dude, how much does this fucking weigh?
Tyce: As much as uhhhh, like, your, uhhhh...
Tyce suddenly grunts and drops his side of the wagon, spilling hot wheels across the curb. He clutches his stomach and groans.
Jace: DUDE! What the hell? Why'd you drop... What the- something smells like shit.....AWW, DUDE!
Jace gasps in horror and tries to flee the sent of Tyce's Dungaree Bomb. He steps on a hotwheel car, slips, smacks his head on a stop sign, and falls backwards into a groaning heap. Tyce does and awkward shuffle towards the apartment.
Tyce: dude, #Pranked.

Jace and Tyce Get Pussy.

 

[KingofManga420]

Said season finale involves Tyce trying to move his brother out of the house in order to save him from his tyrannical lawyer dad. His plot involves placing the bed legs on hot wheels cars and pushing him out of the house. Tyce's plans are foiled when he gets to the stairs and decides to board down them using the bed as his board. Jace yells at him not to board down the stairs but Tyce doesn't listen. His brother doesn't make it.

"TYCE NO DUDE HES GONNA FUCKING DIE"

"THATS WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT JENKEM FAGGOT"