Jace x Tyce x FAN: The Sitcom: Episode Guide (Seasons 1-6) -

[EI 903]

Here is my fantasy cast

Reginald Ledoux from True Detective as....

Spoiler: TYCE

Sammo Hung as...

Spoiler: MATT

The crazy fundie chick from the Mist as

Spoiler: GAIL

and finally...as Jace...

Spoiler

Jeffry Jones in shades and with a goatee

My ideal cast:

Daniel Baldwin as

Spoiler: Jace

Jake Busey as

Spoiler: Tyce

Debra Jo Rupp from That 70s Show as

Spoiler: Gail

Earl Hindman from Home Improvement as

Spoiler: Eli

Lemmiwinks from South Park as

Spoiler: The animated Lil' Faggot

Moose from Frasier as

Spoiler: Soap

Giorgio Tsoukalos as

Spoiler: Kyle

Johnny B. Badd as

Spoiler: John Cena

And, finally, who else could bring the proper attitude to the role of Matt but

Spoiler

Uncle Phil himself, James Avery

 

[Smutley]

Jace decides that fast food chicken is tainted by muslim ebola, so they buy a bunch of mice and hide them with their weed plants to test the chicken by feeding it to mice. Then they leave Tyce in charge of the whole thing. Then the mice get loose and eat all the weed and shit all over the place leaving them with no weed. So Tyce and Jace smoke the mice that are now full of weed, and when they run out, they make SUPER JENKEM from the weed infused mice droppings.

FTFY

 

[StallChaser]

Jace and Tyce get mushrooms from Kyle. Their plans change when they realize the shrooms could be put to better use. Jace thinks that if Matt took them, he'd realize the error of his ways, and admit Jace has always been right this whole time. Tyce believes Matt will finally understand the virtues of being an #analchest. Independently, they put their plans into action. Tyce makes a glass of mushroom dewritos and offers it to Matt. Jace puts his on a slice of pizza and offers it to Matt. Matt refuses both. He tells Jace to take that disgusting drink Tyce made, which Jace then drinks. Tyce sees the pizza and steals it as a #tyceprank.

Jace and Tyce both brag about how they fed mushrooms to Matt. They're like OMG, you too? He must be tripping SOOO hard right now. Like dude, I feel like I'm tripping now just thinking about it! Matt must be out of his fucking mind! Matt overhears this, realizes they're both shrooming, and locks himself in his room. *Sigh*, just another day living with Jace and Tyce...

 

[Chuggernaut]

Doing this one as a TV Guide style blurb.

Season 4, Episode 7: "That's Gay and Unrealistic" -- Jace and Tyce have their first homosexual experience when their balls touch during a Juggalo threeway. FlyAwayNow meets episode guest start John Cena at a classic car show

 

[StallChaser]

Season 5 Episode 1: "Matchbox Street Race to the Grave" - Tyce uses the microwave to extract gold and titanium from matchbox cars. Jace believes Muslims are using nerve gas to brainwash the city and wins a street race against Matt to prove he's right. Matt battles Tyce's dad in court over a restraining order.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Man, remember that one episode where Jace scored some Liquid THC? That was awesome how we were then transported to the middle east with this Stryker guy going over and trying to kill Makarov. I dont know about you guys, but I thought it was awesome when Stryker leapfrogged across a few jets in the air to reach the Ubermosque.

Dont know what it had to do with the rest of the episode though.

 

[KingofManga420]

I'm really fond of the hour long special Wop Dreams May Come where Tycedad pays a visit to the Gamer Shack and rampages around after seeing all the gay shit Tyce and Jace are up to, but how at the end of the day he lights up a Cuban cigar with Matt and they bond about being level headed individuals in a sea of fucked up content amongst fucking spastics.

 

[Konstantinos]

My personal favorite was the one where Jace and Tyce accidentally got locked in a Denny's overnight. The scene where Tyce started huffing maple syrup and he thought that ghost Islam mice were attacking him was pretty great.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I can't believe it ended after six seasons on a FUCKING CLIFFHANGER. I want to know if Jace's parkour and gun kata let him avenge John Cena and overcome those bullshit MMA moves that Lesnar does.

 

[The Mass Debater]

Hilarity ensures when Tyce's stereotypical sleazy Italian sitcom dad comes to visit for thanksgiving, who the 3 must impress to ensure Tyce keeps receiving his family tugboat. Matt attempts to keep a lid on things while tycedad bluntly calls Jace a spastic while waiting for dinner. Things only get worse for the deagle household when tycedad discovers Jace and Tyce 'wrestling' in private, in a comedic misunderstanding. Matt's attempt to calm him down leads to him storming out the house while the turkey burns in the oven. When all seems lost Jace reveals he can blackmail tycedad into keeping the cash coming with information Tyce blurted out while starved of oxygen. Together Matt and Jace carry the semi conscious Tyce into their Prius, and they all go to McD for a tactical emergency thanksgiving meal, with the true meaning of family learned.

It would be the heart-warming episode that goes way further into real issues than a comedy should (Tyce's relationship with his dad) and shows that the characters do care about each other.

 

[KingofManga420]

I can't believe it ended after six seasons on a FUCKING CLIFFHANGER. I want to know if Jace's parkour and gun kata let him avenge John Cena and overcome those bullshit MMA moves that Lesnar does.

#sixseasonsandamovie

 

[FlyAwayNow]

It would be the heart-warming episode that goes way further into real issues than a comedy should (Tyce's relationship with his dad) and shows that the characters do care about each other.

But I don't.

 

[The Mass Debater]

But I don't.

So tsundere, Matt-san.

 

[Quail]

But I don't.

Spoiler: Open at your own risk

That's not what my slash-fic says.

 

[Varis]

This needs to be a thing. Even if it's just 5 minute episodes on YouTube. Someone could make so much money.

 

[DeagleDad420]

This needs to be a thing. Even if it's just 5 minute episodes on YouTube. Someone could make so much money.

Cmon @FlyAwayNow think of them sweet sweet greenbacks. Isn't that worth getting pelted by a few matchbox cars?

 

[Captain Pronin]

The show jumped the fucking shark once they aired the "skoklesetyon speshuyal". I mean come on, Tyce trashing FAN's house with the help of some bone people? Ridiculous. The new ending theme was any better as well, it was profane and reflected TOO MUCH on Jace's new sexuality, and it also ruined the ending of the homosexuality episode with it lyrics;

Spoiler: I AM A 73 YEAR OLD SUPERFAN OF THSI SHOW AND THIS NEW ENDING THEME MAKES ME MAD

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The show jumped the fucking shark once they aired the "skoklesetyon speshuyal". I mean come on, Tyce trashing FAN's house with the help of some bone people? Ridiculous. The new ending theme was any better as well, it was profane and reflected TOO MUCH on Jace's new sexuality, and it also ruined the ending of the homosexuality episode with it lyrics;

Spoiler: I AM A 73 YEAR OLD SUPERFAN OF THSI SHOW AND THIS NEW ENDING THEME MAKES ME MAD

Honestly, the episode (like ep69?) where Jace found out he had Wolfkin powers and turned into a fucking dog was where things REALLY got crazy. LIke they were crazy before, but now its on a whole new level

 

[Jake Morgendorffer]

Honestly, the episode (like ep69?) where Jace found out he had Wolfkin powers and turned into a fucking dog was where things REALLY got crazy. LIke they were crazy before, but now its on a whole new level

woody, that episode you're talking about "The Wolfkin in me(About to get in you)" was simply done to express Jace's struggle for freedom, the wolf represented Jace's desire to be free and that's why we saw it constantly in the background and when he finally moved out he and the wolf looked into eachother's souls he transformed it meant he was finally free, it wasn't meant to confuse, just shows that we all want to be free

but tonight's crossover episode "skeltin Nation's Big Fergin' Stream" i feel it was forced at times the Tyce half was sloppily done and the artstyle was very poor it was too stupid, was Tyce's hair purposely drawn that bad? anyway to the jace part of the episode, i love how they made the switch from live-action to hand-drawn just for the crossover this episode was really well written, Jace's Mountain Spillage strikes again! i thought that was a really funny reference to "Pee-Eye-Did-Not-Pee-Pee" continuity is what drives this show, honestly, i really hate that the show's creators collaborated with such a failure-riddled show, it's funny though the theme of both shows tonight was racism and the issues about racism, but that Eli Death Scare was a shark jump shock tactic i honestly did not like
i know that someone hated the new ending theme what about the intro? it's very upbeat and fits the theme of the show

 

[Arctic]

I remember this one episode called You Are What You Eat, in which FAN discovers that Jace's puking is due to his eating habits and puts him on a diet of soylent. Naturally, Tyce "accidentally" switches it up with one of his Jenkem bottles. Furious, Jace buys huge amounts of Dew and Doritos once Matt is off for another Job interview and begins to suffer from massive gastronomical problems. Then, it's revealed that it was all a ruse by Tyce to use Jace's diarrhea to make more "milityry greed Jenk." Then Matt walks in to find how Jace and Tyce have once again shit all over his dreams of running a household.