Tactical Victory Jace's back in the game (edit: not anymore, YOUNG MAN) -

[The Zookeeper]

At 5:42 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Jace Connors of the New England militia group Deagle Nation has achieved a tactical victory over his bitch mom

https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/514938078608121856

 

[Bork Laser]

How quickly Jace forgets about everything when he gets his vidya back. I wouldn't be surprised if his mom heard him talking about this crazy shit and finally realized how bad Jace is without his video games

 

[KingofManga420]

Or she's out on a 'bible study' with the Pastor
Secret gaming yo! Gail don't need to know.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I was playing with him for about 30 minutes before i had to leave.
In that short period of time he called me gay, told me that brandon likes watching faggy discovery channel shows, joined a server, yelled on stream when someone kept making loud vuvuzela-esqe noises in the voice chat, screamed when a guy joined and pretended to be a gay muslim missionary, and he told a dude, "I'm gonna fuck you in half, bitch" right before getting shot in the head and then he freaked out and started crying when he lost the round.

I had a recording but my audio messed up so there was no sound, so there was really nothing i could post.

 

[XYZpdq]

And so the giant pile of ebola McChickens and mice go down the memory hole after Eli.

 

[KingofManga420]

I was playing with him for about 30 minutes before i had to leave.
In that short period of time he called me gay, told me that brandon likes watching faggy discovery channel shows, joined a server, yelled on stream when someone kept making loud vuvuzela-esqe noises in the voice chat, screamed when a guy joined and pretended to be a gay muslim missionary, and said he told a dude, "I'm gonna fuck you in half, bitch" right before getting shot in the head and then he freaked out and started crying when he lost the round.

I had a recording but my audio messed up so there was no sound, so there was really nothing i could post.

Are you saying there may be a Deagle Nation member w... With intelligence?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Are you saying there may be a Deagle Nation member w... With intelligence?

no one is saying that because the answer is an outstanding no

 

[KingofManga420]

Poor Brandon then.

 

[Bork Laser]

I was playing with him for about 30 minutes before i had to leave.
In that short period of time he called me gay, told me that brandon likes watching faggy discovery channel shows, joined a server, yelled on stream when someone kept making loud vuvuzela-esqe noises in the voice chat, screamed when a guy joined and pretended to be a gay muslim missionary, and he told a dude, "I'm gonna fuck you in half, bitch" right before getting shot in the head and then he freaked out and started crying when he lost the round.

I had a recording but my audio messed up so there was no sound, so there was really nothing i could post.

How do people end up in games with him? Does he have to add to his steam friend list or can you just find him in CS:Go. Hell I dont even wanna troll in the game cause i'll probably get my ass kicked but I just wanna be there. I wanna see it happen live.

 

[Burned Man]

So the Ebola scare is over and we can go back to threat level Monster Green? I'm surprised Jace didn't take the time to call his mom a bitch before claiming a massive victory against her.

 

[Duke Nukem]

So the Ebola scare is over and we can go back to threat level Monster Green? I'm surprised Jace didn't take the time to call his mom a bitch before claiming a massive victory against her.

So now that the threat level has dropped, now what are the guys going to do with all the mice and chicken nuggets? I have a feeling Jace might just forget them all.

Sure he was probably off his meds during Operation Ebola McChicken, but I have a feeling that the consequences of this incident are likely to catch up with him sooner than later. That's a lot of mice and chicken to take care of.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Are you saying there may be a Deagle Nation member w... With intelligence?

Discovery channel isn't what it used to be. Too early to say.

but I have a feeling that the consequences of this incident are likely to catch up with him sooner than later. That's a lot of mice and chicken to take care of.

Hopefully they ran into a lot of logistical problems acquiring that many mice, what do you put them in, getting that many from the pet store on short notice, transportation, so on and so on.

 

[The Dude]

Or she's out on a 'bible study' with the Pastor
Secret gaming yo! Gail don't need to know.

She's taking the "Gospel" DEEP inside her. (I'm going to Hell for that one. I'm sorry Lord, I had to.)

And so the giant pile of ebola McChickens and mice go down the memory hole after Eli.

Who?

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I'm sure Eli is totally up to snuff with what's happening now.

 

[TheWarp]

I'm sure Eli is totally up to snuff with what's happening now.

Eli's probably trying to smuggle himself through turkey to the Black Sea so he can row a raft to Georgia. Once he's in Georgia, he can just catch a bus back to Massachusetts.

 

[The Mass Debater]

She's taking the "Gospel" DEEP inside her. (I'm going to Hell for that one. I'm sorry Lord, I had to.)

Secret sodomy yo! Jesus doesn't need to know.

 

[KingofManga420]

Eli's probably trying to smuggle himself through turkey to the Black Sea so he can row a raft to Georgia. Once he's in Georgia, he can just catch a bus back to Massachusetts.

I thought he could like just drive back home from Israel?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I thought he could like just drive back home from Israel?

I'm sure he'll have no problem with at least making it to Georgia.

Spoiler

 

[DeagleDad420]

How do people end up in games with him? Does he have to add to his steam friend list or can you just find him in CS:Go. Hell I dont even wanna troll in the game cause i'll probably get my ass kicked but I just wanna be there. I wanna see it happen live.

You just add him to friends on Steam and it's pretty much one-click to join his games from there. He has to accept your friend request though.

Hopefully they ran into a lot of logistical problems acquiring that many mice, what do you put them in, getting that many from the pet store on short notice, transportation, so on and so on.

Getting large quantities of mice on short notice is NOT difficult. The fuckers breed like crazy, like I said, and pet stores generally have way more than they can sell at any given time. They'd probably be happy to have 30 or 40 taken off their hands.

I'm sure Eli is totally up to snuff with what's happening now.

IIRC Jace said on Twitter that Eli was investigating fast food chains in Palestine. Specifically Palestine, not Israel, which means he apparently crossed the border or this is another FALSE FLAG by Jace.

 

[XYZpdq]

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 2h
Update: My mom has taken away gaming privileges yet again. I still have no access to camera. Back to square 0 thanks you fucking RETARD.
Jace @ParkourDude91 · 2h
@SeriousSlav She is a bitch that's what happened. "Changed her mind" after thinking about it because she doesnt like violent games.

back out of the game