CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace's Homemade Weapons -

[DeagleDad420]

He's becoming the next Will Keith. I'm almost proud. That doesn't look like a spear though, more like an axe or a scythe...thing. Spergscythe. Something like that. In usual Jace fashion, it's so poorly put-together that it looks like he would have a very, very hard time actually hurting someone with it (thank god) At least he didn't try to build a bomb or a gun.

EDIT:

 

[Judge Holden]

my god....jace just invented a weapon more retarded than fucking nunchucks

also isnt making weapons cause for some mild alarm?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

It's like The Last of Us, only the main character is autistic and there's no zombie apocalypse.


EDIT: Wait... gorilla tape?

Spoiler: Gorilla Tape Warfare

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I dropped out of my class in high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Gamerfood, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla tape warfare and I’m the top gamer in the entire US specops. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Afghanistan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that’s just with my battlefield replica Deagle. Not only am I extensively trained in ranged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Specops Gorilla & Glue Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit autism all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Truly the reaper has cometh with his scythe, fitting seeing as he must cull the grains to which he will make cheese sandwiches with.

 

[Ariel]

Is he going to harvest some hay?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

There's a knife called the Cold Steel Bushman that has a hollow handle that allows you to make it into a spear.

If Jace wants a cool knife that he can make into a spear he should save about $35 of tugboat and buy one.

 

[Ariel]

There's a knife called the Cold Steel Bushman that has a hollow handle that allows you to make it into a spear.

If Jace wants a cool knife that he can make into a spear he should save about $35 of tugboat and buy one.

It's much easier to ruin Gail's bread knife.

 

[Hyperion]

I totally remember taping kitchen knives to broom handles in basic training.

Oh wait no we never did that.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I thought it was a knife he found near a dumpster that he called a throwing knife.

I guess $35 will buy some vidya or a little weed, which I'm sure he'd rather have.

He even fails at making a spear.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

If he puts another blade on the end of the stick it'll be like an ancient Chinese halberd, apart from the fact that ancient Chinese halberds weren't manufactured from junk by intellectually-challenged delusional autists. I know it's much more likely to snap than actually do anyone any harm, but it does worry me that Jace is so attracted by stabby things.

 

[Judge Holden]

There's a knife called the Cold Steel Bushman that has a hollow handle that allows you to make it into a spear.

If Jace wants a cool knife that he can make into a spear he should save about $35 of tugboat and buy one.

Ah cold steel. sold me my first brush machete for clearing the brush round my farm. with my mighty kukri I felled trees, branches, and even the odd gypsy that snuck onto our land. I fear what such a powerful weapon could do in Jace's talented hands

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

That weapons just going to break the moment you hit things with it

 

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[Judge Holden]

he...he honestly thinks he can cut someones leg right the fuck off with the sodomy scythe....at this point jace has officially devolved into this

All hail our new ADF.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

"Brutally destroy a milk jug."

Because nothing is more hardcore than maiming a plastic container.

Also, scythes not adapted for combat are terrible weapons.

 

[Arkangel]

Honestly, I'm more impressed with Jace's engineering skills than I thought I was going to be.

 

[BatNapalm]

Anyone else kind of surprised that he didn't somehow lose several fingers in the process of making this?

 

[Judge Holden]

also at 1:15 he says how he beat off on the handle.

no comment.

 

[DeagleDad420]

He thinks epoxy is "double glue" for "double the glue" because it's a mixture of two separate substances. Nice.

 

[Judge Holden]

Anyone else kind of surprised that he didn't somehow lose several fingers in the process of making this?

im kind of surprised he doesnt lose several fingers on the average trip to the tactical bucket toilet