Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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"Please note that I despise girly goos, art hookers, etc. My art is for the open minded. Not the quick fix scramblers looking for a sparkly image they can get off on. Sharpen."

Akin to many other lolcows, The Cunning Condor is a Sonic fan. This one in particular enjoys being pretentious and starting drama on various websites, such as Sonic forums and Wikia. He's been banned from those places for causing drama with a member called Makronette, and loves to bitch about a site called SSMB. According to him everybody who likes drawing boobs is an "art hooker".

http://thecunningcondor.deviantart.com/
http://cunningcondor.tumblr.com/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cunningcondor/
http://segaforums.wikia.com/wiki/User:The_Cunning_Condor

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[Trombonista]

Watch him color the same image three times!

Why do I get the feeling he hates "art hookers" because he likes lolis?

 

[Shokew]

Spoiler: This (Not) porn

Spoiler: This. (Not) PORN...

Spoiler: THIS. (NOT) PORN...!

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Spoiler: This (Not) porn

Spoiler: This. (Not) PORN...

Spoiler: THIS. (NOT) PORN...!

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

So in the first two comics the antagonist is a woman who won't pay attention to him. In the last comic she is paying attention to him, so he abuses her. Sensing a theme here...

 

[Saney]

Spoiler: This (Not) porn

Spoiler: This. (Not) PORN...

Spoiler: THIS. (NOT) PORN...!

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

So, he's a wannabe Loveshy as well?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

So, he's a wannabe Loveshy as well?

He feels like a somehow crappier Dobson.

 

[Randall Fragg]

He feels like a somehow crappier Dobson.

He's Dobby's shittier Loveshy twin.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Watch him color the same image three times!

Why do I get the feeling he hates "art hookers" because he likes lolis?

I do notice an alarming amount of Bleedman in some of his art.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

 

[Coldgrip]

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

Who are you?

 

[Bucharest]

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

Sub-par deviantart whiner gets noticed off of Deviantart. Acts like any attention is good attention.

Film at eleven.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Sub-par deviantart whiner gets noticed off of Deviantart. Acts like any attention is good attention.

Film at eleven.

At least he was polite.

 

[MysticMisty]

Spoiler: This (Not) porn

Spoiler: This. (Not) PORN...

Spoiler: THIS. (NOT) PORN...!

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

I'm baffled as to why he has arrows spelling out how to read the panels. It reads from left to right, there's absolutely nothing confusing about the order. And there are only four panels anyways. If he really thinks it would be confusing he could just arrange them in a single row.

 

[Cubanodun]

im pretty sure he is not into japanese animation i mean is full of everything he hates

pd:have you watched the Me!Me!Me! music video condor?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

"Please note that I despise girly goos, art hookers, etc. My art is for the open minded. Not the quick fix scramblers looking for a sparkly image they can get off on. Sharpen."

The fuck's an art hooker?

And besides that, his art's pretty weak. It's not Dobson levels (The guy can at least keep his shit consistent for a few panels), but I can definitely how one can consider it poorly made. The content on the other hand makes me think this guy has some issues.

 

[The Joker]

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

The cow enters.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

How are they showing up this fast now? And where are that woman cartoon character's feet?

 

[AtroposHeart]

I also ask "What is an art hooker?"

It seems this guy has issues with women, so basically a loveshy.

 

[Saney]

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

And which blunders would these be? They seem to focus mostly on women.

 

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The fuck's an art hooker?

I also ask "What is an art hooker?

Its his euphemism for people who draw sexualized artwork.

I'm surprised he managed to find his way here. What is with people finding their threads here so easily?.