Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

Morisiku

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Heyo, peoples of this place! Who have probably left by now... BUT!! I have some interesting developments on this whole thing.

Condor has not changed in the slightest, apparently. He joined a Discord art community I'm in and was generally unpleasant for a few months, but not really an issue.. that is, until he found out that one of the best and nicest artists on the server thought NSFW art wasn't Satan himself, and had considered doing some before. He showed his true colors, telling them that they should give up on art and that they're unfit to be an artist because of it (Keep in mind that this individual is leaps and bounds ahead of Condor's skill level). So people learned of it and for hours on end he begged for forgiveness and swore that he would kill himself and all, admitting that he was a terrible person.

Then the next day he completely changed his mind and said everyone on the server was a disgusting misogynistic pervert pedophile and whatever other buzzwords he had at the time, and swore to kill himself (doing a quick Google search revealed that this was exactly what he's told a lot of people in a lot of other communities years ago, just his way of convincing people to pity him and his pathetic art I guess).

He left the server and got banned, but not before posting an image of one moderator telling him that a friend of his drew porn that was better than Condor's. This was apparently the meanest thing anyone had ever said to him ever and was the equivalent to telling him to kill himself, so he posted it on the server then left. He continued sending direct messages to anyone who would listen claiming that he'd been harassed (using nothing but that single message) and harassing those members. They of course reported his harassment to the mods, including a random death threat to one of the members. Literally just because they said NSFW art is not inherently bad.

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Anyway, afterward this thread and a few others detailing other communities' experiences with him were discovered and wow he really hasn't changed a bit. Nor has his art, apparently...
 

Meowthkip

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Heyo, peoples of this place! Who have probably left by now... BUT!! I have some interesting developments on this whole thing.

Condor has not changed in the slightest, apparently. He joined a Discord art community I'm in and was generally unpleasant for a few months, but not really an issue.. that is, until he found out that one of the best and nicest artists on the server thought NSFW art wasn't Satan himself, and had considered doing some before. He showed his true colors, telling them that they should give up on art and that they're unfit to be an artist because of it (Keep in mind that this individual is leaps and bounds ahead of Condor's skill level). So people learned of it and for hours on end he begged for forgiveness and swore that he would kill himself and all, admitting that he was a terrible person.

Then the next day he completely changed his mind and said everyone on the server was a disgusting misogynistic pervert pedophile and whatever other buzzwords he had at the time, and swore to kill himself (doing a quick Google search revealed that this was exactly what he's told a lot of people in a lot of other communities years ago, just his way of convincing people to pity him and his pathetic art I guess).

He left the server and got banned, but not before posting an image of one moderator telling him that a friend of his drew porn that was better than Condor's. This was apparently the meanest thing anyone had ever said to him ever and was the equivalent to telling him to kill himself, so he posted it on the server then left. He continued sending direct messages to anyone who would listen claiming that he'd been harassed (using nothing but that single message) and harassing those members. They of course reported his harassment to the mods, including a random death threat to one of the members. Literally just because they said NSFW art is not inherently bad.

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Anyway, afterward this thread and a few others detailing other communities' experiences with him were discovered and wow he really hasn't changed a bit. Nor has his art, apparently...

Oh shit, I nearly forgot about this dude.

Nice to know he hasn't changed a bit.
 

Meowthkip

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It's been two weeks since we blocked him and he just sent a random member a message on Tumblr for no apparent reason

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He's literally telling people to pity him, not even trying to be manipulative at this point.

Totally not a guilt-trip, guys.
 

Curt Sibling

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Yet another sensitive artistic soul threatening dramatic suicide! I suggest he ties a paintbrush to his ass and do a flip or two.
 

Morisiku

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And then he has the audacity to message one of the mods from the Discord server on DeviantArt and say that they should apologize to him. And then block them. He seriously thinks he's in the right and someone else is in the wrong. God, he really is daft
 

Naniyo Dambiz

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Hey, so Condor was in a server that I was in and I saw a conversation go down between him and a few people. I didn't even know that he had a history before, and to hear that there's an entire forum dedicated to this guy is amazing to me. But anyway, he was basically talking about how he thinks people who participate in porn, or really anything NSFW are braindead whores, which greatly upset a friend of mine. He didn't care that much that he did and he just continues on about how "Just like everyone has the right to pursue it, I have every right to hate it" Even though no one really asked for his opinion. He ended up getting banned due to being a douche bag. So yeah, and what shocks me is that this shitty behavior of his has been going on for 3 years!? Yeah good to know he hasn't changed one bit at all.
 

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Hey, so Condor was in a server that I was in and I saw a conversation go down between him and a few people. I didn't even know that he had a history before, and to hear that there's an entire forum dedicated to this guy is amazing to me. But anyway, he was basically talking about how he thinks people who participate in porn, or really anything NSFW are braindead whores, which greatly upset a friend of mine. He didn't care that much that he did and he just continues on about how "Just like everyone has the right to pursue it, I have every right to hate it" Even though no one really asked for his opinion. He ended up getting banned due to being a douche bag. So yeah, and what shocks me is that this shitty behavior of his has been going on for 3 years!? Yeah good to know he hasn't changed one bit at all.
So what did he say, got any screenshots?
 

The Cunning Condor

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HEY IT'S BACK!

Hey guys, real deal here. Never expected to see this pop up again. What's the good word? I'm happy to answer any and all questions best I can with my busy schedule.

EDIT: From what I gather, someone here was in the Rocked Discord server I was in (which is unexpected given how the umm... politics differ here). I mentioned how I thought prostitution was gross and got booted for "slut shaming". So... that was depressing. That's about all I can gather from this go-around. :/

So... that's about all that's happened within the past week. But hey, neato cheeto to be here again. I'm much taller now :B (and I'm also no longer a Sanic fan. yey)

For those new to town, the original thingy that sparked this thread was me being an 18 year old boi getting tired of doofuses asking me to draw porn when I had made it clear I don't do dat stuff. Thankfully the issue has pretty much died since then.
 
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Meowthkip

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HEY IT'S BACK!

Hey guys, real deal here. Never expected to see this pop up again. What's the good word? I'm happy to answer any and all questions best I can with my busy schedule.

EDIT: From what I gather, someone here was in the Rocked Discord server I was in (which is unexpected given how the umm... politics differ here). I mentioned how I thought prostitution was gross and got booted for "slut shaming". So... that was depressing. That's about all I can gather from this go-around. :/

So... that's about all that's happened within the past week. But hey, neato cheeto to be here again. I'm much taller now :B (and I'm also no longer a Sanic fan. yey)

For those new to town, the original thingy that sparked this thread was me being an 18 year old boi getting tired of doofuses asking me to draw porn when I had made it clear I don't do dat stuff. Thankfully the issue has pretty much died since then.

Dude, we had somebody come in from another Discord server who said that you flipped out at a girl who thought about drawing porn and you were threatening to kill yourself.

That was 11 months ago.
 

The Cunning Condor

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Dude, we had somebody come in from another Discord server who said that you flipped out at a girl who thought about drawing porn and you were threatening to kill yourself.

That was 11 months ago.
I haven't been on many Discords (and I know better than to join ART Discords, hoo lordy) and I don't recall being on any where any lass considered drawin butts, let alone me threatenin to commit harakiri about it, so I'm willing to bet that tale's fake. :/

Here's a little garbage I whipped up in like 30 seconds to prove I am not weakened by butts:
https://media.discordapp.net/attach...11-26_at_11.40.43_PM.png?width=389&height=300

Behold. Anywho, as of the moment I'm only on one channel and it's a private one with my doofus pals.

EDIT: also looking at the Screenshot, that aint discord layout nor is that my avatar. People pretending to be me have been an issue before (even on this very thread, if you recall XP) Things have been uneventful for the past year for me. Just been taking classes and that's about it.
 
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Cable 7

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I remember following this dude on DA because I thought his art was good from a "2000's just binged watched foamy the squirrel / invader zim" style. My god does this man drone on and on in the DA forums. I'm convinced he's literally the only person who uses the forums. Another thing was the time he yelled on some music server about a guy who wanted to be an exhibitionist on a steam game he was playing and got kicked out of the server somehow. He really can't keep his dick in his pants.
 

BOLDYSPICY!

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HEY IT'S BACK!

Hey guys, real deal here. Never expected to see this pop up again. What's the good word? I'm happy to answer any and all questions best I can with my busy schedule.

EDIT: From what I gather, someone here was in the Rocked Discord server I was in (which is unexpected given how the umm... politics differ here). I mentioned how I thought prostitution was gross and got booted for "slut shaming". So... that was depressing. That's about all I can gather from this go-around. :/

So... that's about all that's happened within the past week. But hey, neato cheeto to be here again. I'm much taller now :B (and I'm also no longer a Sanic fan. yey)

For those new to town, the original thingy that sparked this thread was me being an 18 year old boi getting tired of doofuses asking me to draw porn when I had made it clear I don't do dat stuff. Thankfully the issue has pretty much died since then.

I haven't been on many Discords (and I know better than to join ART Discords, hoo lordy) and I don't recall being on any where any lass considered drawin butts, let alone me threatenin to commit harakiri about it, so I'm willing to bet that tale's fake. :/

Here's a little garbage I whipped up in like 30 seconds to prove I am not weakened by butts:
https://media.discordapp.net/attach...11-26_at_11.40.43_PM.png?width=389&height=300

Behold. Anywho, as of the moment I'm only on one channel and it's a private one with my doofus pals.

EDIT: also looking at the Screenshot, that aint discord layout nor is that my avatar. People pretending to be me have been an issue before (even on this very thread, if you recall XP) Things have been uneventful for the past year for me. Just been taking classes and that's about it.
Oh God it's you. I forgot all about you. Questions:

First, did you just sit around waiting for your thread to get bumped just so you could make your "triumphant" return? For someone who despises "art whores," you sure have no problem with attention whoring.

Second, how do you grow taller when you're older than eighteen? Pretty sure growth stops much earlier.

Third, why do you hate erotic art so much again?

EDIT: Wow, my last post in this thread was in 2015. I hope to God my art has improved since then.
 

Meowthkip

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I haven't been on many Discords (and I know better than to join ART Discords, hoo lordy) and I don't recall being on any where any lass considered drawin butts, let alone me threatenin to commit harakiri about it, so I'm willing to bet that tale's fake. :/

Here's a little garbage I whipped up in like 30 seconds to prove I am not weakened by butts:
https://media.discordapp.net/attach...11-26_at_11.40.43_PM.png?width=389&height=300

Behold. Anywho, as of the moment I'm only on one channel and it's a private one with my doofus pals.

EDIT: also looking at the Screenshot, that aint discord layout nor is that my avatar. People pretending to be me have been an issue before (even on this very thread, if you recall XP) Things have been uneventful for the past year for me. Just been taking classes and that's about it.

THIS WAS LITERALLY ON THE PAGE BEFORE YOU CAME BACK, MOTHERFUCKER.

Heyo, peoples of this place! Who have probably left by now... BUT!! I have some interesting developments on this whole thing.

Condor has not changed in the slightest, apparently. He joined a Discord art community I'm in and was generally unpleasant for a few months, but not really an issue.. that is, until he found out that one of the best and nicest artists on the server thought NSFW art wasn't Satan himself, and had considered doing some before. He showed his true colors, telling them that they should give up on art and that they're unfit to be an artist because of it (Keep in mind that this individual is leaps and bounds ahead of Condor's skill level). So people learned of it and for hours on end he begged for forgiveness and swore that he would kill himself and all, admitting that he was a terrible person.

Then the next day he completely changed his mind and said everyone on the server was a disgusting misogynistic pervert pedophile and whatever other buzzwords he had at the time, and swore to kill himself (doing a quick Google search revealed that this was exactly what he's told a lot of people in a lot of other communities years ago, just his way of convincing people to pity him and his pathetic art I guess).

He left the server and got banned, but not before posting an image of one moderator telling him that a friend of his drew porn that was better than Condor's. This was apparently the meanest thing anyone had ever said to him ever and was the equivalent to telling him to kill himself, so he posted it on the server then left. He continued sending direct messages to anyone who would listen claiming that he'd been harassed (using nothing but that single message) and harassing those members. They of course reported his harassment to the mods, including a random death threat to one of the members. Literally just because they said NSFW art is not inherently bad.

View attachment 417997

Anyway, afterward this thread and a few others detailing other communities' experiences with him were discovered and wow he really hasn't changed a bit. Nor has his art, apparently...
It's been two weeks since we blocked him and he just sent a random member a message on Tumblr for no apparent reason

image.png


He's literally telling people to pity him, not even trying to be manipulative at this point.