Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

Aw, dude. XD I think it's fairly obvious from wording like "Foamy would not approve of this frivolous stupidity." that I wasn't being serious in the slightest. Come on, now.
"Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be exceptional!" was all I got from that.

You were making comments, at the time, about the fact memes were being posted outside of the meme channel. In addition to that, you also complained about being run out of every community you've been a part of. And this gem of a screenshot was posted, too.

I also slapped together a little collage of some of the little gems you spouted, too. I hope you enjoy it.

why the fuck are you still talking about Foamy the Fucking Squirrel?
Because nobody else is.
 

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I had the displeasure of being in the same Discord as Naniyo, and I’d like to add to his posts that the incident he posted was less of a spontaneous incident and more of the straw that broke the camel’s back

I do hope he gets serious help tho, he clearly was not raised happily or healthily
 

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I had the displeasure of being in the same Discord as Naniyo, and I’d like to add to his posts that the incident he posted was less of a spontaneous incident and more of the straw that broke the camel’s back

I do hope he gets serious help tho, he clearly was not raised happily or healthily
Gurl, dish.
 

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Honestly he had multiple incidents that pretty much were like the on Naniyo told y’all about, however he didn’t really get punished until that one Naniyo brought up
Share 'em.

You can't just come in and not share, come on, now.
 
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Share 'em.

You can't just come in and not share, come on, now.
That’s completely fair, I wish I could find the specific thing but that’s long hidden, but he went on multiple long rants about how NSFW art is the lowest form of art, kinda like his rants on here, but when it’s not known he’s a disgusting human he just comes off as uncomfortable at seeing the human body in art, it wasn’t until he started basically calling sexworkers the lowest common denominator of humanity and that they’re wasting their lives away that we realized those comments before wasn’t some bizarre but harmless quirk and a serious fundamental problem

It’s the weirdest thing, he just seemed like a loveable kooky guy with a one weird pet peeve in art, not an awful human being
 
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but he went on multiple long rants about how NSFW art is the lowest form of art, kinda like his rants on here
It seems to be a common trait of his, it would appear, as he did much of the same on the server I was referring to.

Kinda funny, when a friend of mine on the Porncord server found him complaining about the lack of decent dicks. Does he solely get off to amateur, unpaid lewdness? Who knows.

Care to elaborate, Condor?
 

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Alright so I don't wanna unnecessarily revive this thread again but after stumbling across it again it's genuinely weird seeing how nonchalant Jack is being about everything. I was one of the users on the discord server that Morisiku posted about around a year ago and from how I remember it, Jack was just an exceptionally vile person. He ended up dming me a lot and I would usually end up doing my best to be nice to him (unfortunately I don't have any screenshots of the dms he would send me because I've since blocked him and a lot of the ones I did take are lost somewhere).

One thing that Jack liked to do a lot was suicide bait. Not even if we got in arguments, he would message me like every week or so talking about how he was fed up with everything and was going to kill himself. At the time I was a bit more naïve and I didn't really know that suicide baiting was even a thing. Having dealt with suicidal thoughts before and knowing how scary they were, I just assumed that what he was saying was genuine and I would end up doing the best I could to try to console him. This ended up stressing me out immensely. I started losing sleep cause I would be staying up to like 3 or 4 am trying to make sure that this person I knew wouldn't kill himself. I'd often not be able to pay attention in class cause I would be so worried about anything bad happening.

When the kinda "Big Event" happened where he told one of the nicest artists that they were unfit to do art at all, he nearly immediately dmed me ranting about how the moderators were being cruel and unjust. He kept trying to turn me against them or some petty shit like that, and eventually he stormed off and just stopped dming me. I then had what actually happened relayed to me by a moderator, and we all collectively found this thread and a couple callout posts on him.

Like two weeks later he sent me the message from this post, along with an anonymous message (it was very clearly him) where he threatened to call the FBI on me or something? It was really pathetic and pretty funny tbh.
It's been two weeks since we blocked him and he just sent a random member a message on Tumblr for no apparent reason



He's literally telling people to pity him, not even trying to be manipulative at this point.
Anyways I don't mean to bother anyone or anything it just was odd seeing that he was acting like nothing happened.
It's very disappointing to see that he hasn't progressed at all, as a person or as an artist.
 
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Alright so I don't wanna unnecessarily revive this thread again but after stumbling across it again it's genuinely weird seeing how nonchalant Jack is being about everything. I was one of the users on the discord server that Morisiku posted about around a year ago and from how I remember it, Jack was just an exceptionally vile person. He ended up dming me a lot and I would usually end up doing my best to be nice to him (unfortunately I don't have any screenshots of the dms he would send me because I've since blocked him and a lot of the ones I did take are lost somewhere).

One thing that Jack liked to do a lot was suicide bait. Not even if we got in arguments, he would message me like every week or so talking about how he was fed up with everything and was going to kill himself. At the time I was a bit more naïve and I didn't really know that suicide baiting was even a thing. Having dealt with suicidal thoughts before and knowing how scary they were, I just assumed that what he was saying was genuine and I would end up doing the best I could to try to console him. This ended up stressing me out immensely. I started losing sleep cause I would be staying up to like 3 or 4 am trying to make sure that this person I knew wouldn't kill himself. I'd often not be able to pay attention in class cause I would be so worried about anything bad happening.

When the kinda "Big Event" happened where he told one of the nicest artists that they were unfit to do art at all, he nearly immediately dmed me ranting about how the moderators were being cruel and unjust. He kept trying to turn me against them or some petty shit like that, and eventually he stormed off and just stopped dming me. I then had what actually happened relayed to me by a moderator, and we all collectively found this thread and a couple callout posts on him.

Like two weeks later he sent me the message from this post, along with an anonymous message (it was very clearly him) where he threatened to call the FBI on me or something? It was really pathetic and pretty funny tbh.


Anyways I don't mean to bother anyone or anything it just was odd seeing that he was acting like nothing happened.
It's very disappointing to see that he hasn't progressed at all, as a person or as an artist.
Man, oh man, am I bummed that there's not a whole lot of screencaps of this shit.
 

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Man, oh man, am I bummed that there's not a whole lot of screencaps of this shit.
When I have the time I'll see if I can find any, but I'm pretty sure I deleted most of them after he left.

Also I forgot to mention it in the original post I made but whatever claims he has made about going to college and getting better at art straight up have to be fake (unless he's somehow managed to take 4 years worth of classes in 11 months). When he was on the server he'd constantly upload both recent stuff and stuff from like 3 years ago and they both looked nearly exactly the same. Also he uploaded that weird "Naked People" comic series and acted like it was something he was still proud of. Everyone on the server appropriately found it kinda weird and misogynistic. He would also constantly reject any advice that people would try to give him on his art, stating that whatever they were suggesting just wasn't something that he wanted to do.

Okay so I haven't found any of the dms he sent me but I did find the anon that I believe was sent by him

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again though im just assuming that he sent this because I can't think of anyone else who would send something this weird
 
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Hate to add fuel to the fire, but I've got some other archives from this guy from some interactions he's had with friends of mine. I've also been in the unfortunate circumstance of having to deal with him myself via discord servers. I'll try to keep this shit as organized as possible, and I'm sorry if some of this has been posted before. I was honestly surprised to see his name on the first page of cows, so I figured I'd dump some of what I have.
The attached file is his manifesto. As a bonus, here's a link to him trying to deny it was he who posted this in some autistic tartlet thread about fapping to rwby: https://www.deviantart.com/comments/18/2239133/4249436210
And here's an imgur album of suicide baiting and Jack generally making an ass of himself. A lot of it is mostly petty shit, but Jack has a knack for that, I guess: https://imgur.com/a/LT6VjAS?
The anons speak for themselves, and there's a couple where condor forgot to turn on the anonymous option. I guess some of them are debatable, but they share a similar cadence and tone to posts made here.
Wish I had more juicy stuff, but a lot of it has been lost.
 

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"People like you draw... while people like me make art."

I'm dying, Squirtle.

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WHORES, DANIEL.

RRAAAARRL. ENK.
 
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