Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Stroke 3 when? As of May 2021

  • Within the next 3 months

    Votes: 40 13.1%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 42 13.7%
  • 6 months - 1 Year

    Votes: 72 23.5%
  • 1-2 Years

    Votes: 40 13.1%
  • 3+ Years

    Votes: 11 3.6%
  • Never

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • The next big health scare will be something else

    Votes: 143 46.7%

  • Total voters
    306

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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This is very telling about how food is his true love, this is him probably trying to figure out when and how to get food delivered to him while Tammy's out so he can "ChEaT sMaRt" and how he possibly is on a fast food Black List given this little detail.
Don't they have Uber Eats or some other food delivery service? It's much easier to call them up, pay whatever the service or surcharge those places have and have it delivered.

I'm betting he's going to want to do a Chicken Sandwich Wars and since Popeye's is the reining king, according to the internet, then he wants to find out about their sandwich and probably if they want to sponsor him for it like Juicy and Delicious did for Burger Wars.
 

Kuritan Deplorable

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Don't they have Uber Eats or some other food delivery service? It's much easier to call them up, pay whatever the service or surcharge those places have and have it delivered.

I'm betting he's going to want to do a Chicken Sandwich Wars and since Popeye's is the reining king, according to the internet, then he wants to find out about their sandwich and probably if they want to sponsor him for it like Juicy and Delicious did for Burger Wars.
Its just stupid enough for Jack to believe that a random Popeye's employee has the authority and capability to sponsor a youtube channel.
 

Dave Meltzer

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Its just stupid enough for Jack to believe that a random Popeye's employee has the authority and capability to sponsor a youtube channel.
No doubt. Remember he called a Chick Fil A store to ask some store manager what they intend to do with their profit. There are so many reasons that he could be calling. Including trying to get them to carry his BBQ sauce.

He's also the kind of guy that will call and complain just to try and get comped his next meal. So he could be pretending they forgot something in his meal.

I wouldn't put it past him to call and complain that they put biscuits in their meals and he's keto.
 

salmonellajack

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My hunch.... Someone's kid who lives on Jack's street came out as gay and this is why he wants to move far away. Or someone gay moved there. Jack now has to escape any shred of gay. He already admitted he chose his church based on their levels of gay hate in the "took him down to the ground" video.

I have no proof of the above but if Jack hates anything it's the gays. He can't face that he is homosexual and I can't think of anything else that would scare him into moving house as much as being near anyone gay and having to confront his own sexuality.
 

Schmuck of Ages

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My hunch.... Someone's kid who lives on Jack's street came out as gay and this is why he wants to move far away. Or someone gay moved there. Jack now has to escape any shred of gay. He already admitted he chose his church based on their levels of gay hate in the "took him down to the ground" video.

I have no proof of the above but if Jack hates anything it's the gays. He can't face that he is homosexual and I can't think of anything else that would scare him into moving house as much as being near anyone gay and having to confront his own sexuality.
A LGBTQ or nonwhite neighbor moving in is the safe bet but I bet this is Tammy's idea.
 

EvilDroid64

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A LGBTQ or nonwhite neighbor moving in is the safe bet but I bet this is Tammy's idea.
It's a Jack fantasy. They can't afford half the price of what Jack is hoping God will give him with their assets, the money they spend and one income at most. Jack doesn't understand what things (aside from fast food) cost because he hasn't worked in decades, and he's going to start complaining about the price of fast food soon because he doesn't understand rising labor costs.
 

GoodFattyDeadFatty

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Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?
 
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GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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Jack could try to steal some of Steve1989's audience, although he'd have to stick to emergency rations that don't need a can opener.
I would love to see Jack try to do MREs. Steve is so good at what he does that it would be hilarious to see Jack try and match him.

That being said, Jack is likely immune to botulism so he has one advantage over MRESteve.
 

Dead Air

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the whole compound thing is just bizarre

first of all, what on earth would the scalfanis do with 10 acres? does jack intend on living off the land and growing their own crops? because el oh fucking el. motherfucker can barely even walk a couple feet. not to mention jack is the laziest person on the planet. his comments about "lake or creek a plus" and "sewage/gas a plus" hint at that being what he has in mind. there's absolutely no way tammy would entertain such a ridiculous idea. like someone else mentioned, it's another jack fantasy like his idea of started a youtube production studio

and there's no way this has anything to do with doomsday prepping. fatty is far too lazy for that

My thought was how is Jack going to mow 10 acres of land. He could hire someone to do it, but you don't mow 10 acres with a regular lawn mower and that is gonna be massively expensive if he hires it out. I guess it's not Jack's money so what does he care though right? And I sure don't see Cali getting out there to do it.
 

Aaway

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My hunch.... Someone's kid who lives on Jack's street came out as gay and this is why he wants to move far away. Or someone gay moved there. Jack now has to escape any shred of gay. He already admitted he chose his church based on their levels of gay hate in the "took him down to the ground" video.

I have no proof of the above but if Jack hates anything it's the gays. He can't face that he is homosexual and I can't think of anything else that would scare him into moving house as much as being near anyone gay and having to confront his own sexuality.
considering that they left CA for TN because they didn't want jack jr being exposed to gay people.....this might just be it
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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My thought was how is Jack going to mow 10 acres of land. He could hire someone to do it, but you don't mow 10 acres with a regular lawn mower and that is gonna be massively expensive if he hires it out. I guess it's not Jack's money so what does he care though right? And I sure don't see Cali getting out there to do it.
Before the stroke he could have gotten a riding mower and still been a lazy man while doing it but with two stroked out limbs I doubt they have a one handed / footed version of those.

So that's why Jr, Medium T and Tammy Jr are around so they can mow it.
 

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