Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Stroke 3 when? As of May 2021

  • Within the next 3 months

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  • 3-6 months

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  • 6 months - 1 Year

    Votes: 70 24.5%
  • 1-2 Years

    Votes: 36 12.6%
  • 3+ Years

    Votes: 10 3.5%
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    Votes: 6 2.1%
  • The next big health scare will be something else

    Votes: 136 47.6%

  • Total voters
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Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Something is fucky with Greecho. Odd that they refused to acknowledge that they "sponsored" him:

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How odd that a company wouldn't want to admit, privately, that one of their products was sponsored. It's almost as if it wasn't and Mushbrain is just a liar.

Or how's this for a plot twist? He thinks that this is the case and in reality it's Medium T, Jack Jr and Charles that are sending him these things to stroke his ego and make him think he's a big important youtuber with loads of fans and connections.

It makes about as much sense as him LARPing as a cook.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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My thought was how is Jack going to mow 10 acres of land. He could hire someone to do it, but you don't mow 10 acres with a regular lawn mower and that is gonna be massively expensive if he hires it out. I guess it's not Jack's money so what does he care though right? And I sure don't see Cali getting out there to do it.
We've seen snippets of his badly kept yard; he just gets Tammy or Jr. to do it at best, or just lets it turn to shit until comments about it forces him to find a way to fix it.

Greecho might actually have sent it, given they give off vibes where any attention is good attention in terms of marketing. I still wouldn't be shocked if Jack just bought it as a compulsion and desperate hope to finally tell the meanies at WTIC he can grill... while refusing to use a real fucking grill.
 

rubytintedchix

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We've seen snippets of his badly kept yard; he just gets Tammy or Jr. to do it at best, or just lets it turn to shit until comments about it forces him to find a way to fix it.

Greecho might actually have sent it, given they give off vibes where any attention is good attention in terms of marketing. I still wouldn't be shocked if Jack just bought it as a compulsion and desperate hope to finally tell the meanies at WTIC he can grill... while refusing to use a real fucking grill.
It’s cheap Amazon Chinese crap. They often look for fake reviews on Amazon so they are willing to pay anyone outside of the Amazon system to review the product 5 stars. Amazon fake reviews are rampant on the site and they have a hard time policing it. I would not be shocked at all if it’s one of these types of products or scams. Basically you buy the product through Amazon, it gets sent to you, and then they reimburse you for it through PayPal or Venmo or something. It allows you then to review the product as a verified review while getting it for free. If you reach a certain review level with Amazon your product gets tagged as “Amazon Recommended” or whatever. It’s extremely frustrating when you want to buy something and have to look at every product’s reviews with a critical eye because of shit like this.

ETA: The product is going for $119 on Amazon. Only 58 reviews, most look verified and almost a 5 star average review. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
 

stets

True & Honest Fan
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Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?
Is this guy on staff part time or something? Why is someone in their early 20s constantly hanging around with middle schoolers?

(I don't want to think about that question to much.)
How odd that a company wouldn't want to admit, privately, that one of their products was sponsored. It's almost as if it wasn't and Mushbrain is just a liar.
I got the vibe that the person in the other end of the conversation didn't know if he was sponsored or not and didn't want to take the time to check, hence the "can't disclose it" line.

This actually *is* the type of company that would sponsor a video, though. A real American company is not going to give Jack anything for free these days based on his lack of views. But a fly-by-night Chinese company no one's ever heard of that shovels OEM garbage out the door for pennies on the dollar would. It costs then nothing to make their stuff, so it's easy to give away.

Most "big" youtubers wouldn't bother reviewing this junk, so they'd have to go to fourth-tier people like jack to get it on YouTube. There's probably no money changing hands - it's not a sponsored review, per se - but I can see them giving the product away.
It’s extremely frustrating when you want to buy something and have to look at every product’s reviews with a critical eye because of shit like this.
Definitely. I try not to buy anything on Amazon manufactured by companies I haven't heard of unless it's for something very simple. I also try to avoid third-party sellers unless I know who they are (ie, I'm looking for a specific product made by a specific company and the seller is also the manufacturer.)

Jack will buy anything from anyone, sometimes illogically. When he reviewed a cell phone car mount, it was a product that was identical to a dozen different products. But Jack bought a version that was twice as expensive as other, identical versions. He's an idiot.
 
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Dangerhair

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I can't understand his attraction to indoor electric smokeless grills.

They don't produce anything that tastes like food grilled over an open flame- they don't cause the Maillard reaction or char, nor have juices dripping on an open flame, which is what makes grilled food smell and taste the way it does. Hell, even if you don't have a real oven, a convection toaster oven and induction hot plate could be used to produce better food than this POS.

I got the vibe that the person in the other end of the conversation didn't know if he was sponsored or not and didn't want to take the time to check, hence the "can't disclose it" line.

This actually *is* the type of company that would sponsor a video, though. A real American company is not going to give Jack anything for free these days based on his lack of views. But a fly-by-night Chinese company no one's ever heard of that shovels OEM garbage out the door for pennies on the dollar would. It costs then nothing to make their stuff, so it's easy to give away.

I get the vibe that the person at Greecho obviously doesn't speak English, and didn't even understand the question, so was throwing whatever stock answers he thought matched up with the question. It 100% sounds like a script, because none of the answers really matched up with the question, and really felt like they were kinda just close enough that the person asking would be satisfied or give up.
 

Schmuck of Ages

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Cali just bring normal and taking pics of the legs of teen boys.
 

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Aunt Carol

four-letter word for a female
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considering that they left CA for TN because they didn't want jack jr being exposed to gay people.....this might just be it
It's like a horror movie for Jack. No matter where he goes, the gay is following him. He loses more and more mobility, and the gay is still coming closer.

Little does he know, the gay is coming from inside the house.
 

SteveGoatman

Tending my bridge
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It's a Jack fantasy. They can't afford half the price of what Jack is hoping God will give him with their assets, the money they spend and one income at most. Jack doesn't understand what things (aside from fast food) cost because he hasn't worked in decades, and he's going to start complaining about the price of fast food soon because he doesn't understand rising labor costs.
I like to daydream too and look at listings for new bridges to haunt, maybe somewhere in a nicer part of the world than Bumfuck Texas, but semi serious question...who does he think is going to look at their financial status and greenlight them for a new loan (including money for new construction etc)? Her work history over the past year or so is sketchy at absolute best and he hasn't had a real job/income in 20+ years. Anybody crazy enough to sink their money into this is going to charge astronomical fees/rates. So unless equity in their current place is enough to make this fantasy come to life, I'll just go ahead and remain skeptical.
 

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rubytintedchix

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I like to daydream too and look at listings for new bridges to haunt, maybe somewhere in a nicer part of the world than Bumfuck Texas, but semi serious question...who does he think is going to look at their financial status and greenlight them for a new loan (including money for new construction etc)? Her work history over the past year or so is sketchy at absolute best and he hasn't had a real job/income in 20+ years. Anybody crazy enough to sink their money into this is going to charge astronomical fees/rates. So unless equity in their current place is enough to make this fantasy come to life, I'll just go ahead and remain skeptical.
If a mortgage company does approve them by some miracle, Jack essentially just bought his coffin. Tammy will just hire an excavator bull to dig a hole in the backyard. Probably cheaper than paying the fire insurance for the funeral home cremation.
 

captkrisma

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If a mortgage company does approve them by some miracle, Jack essentially just bought his coffin. Tammy will just hire an excavator bull to dig a hole in the backyard. Probably cheaper than paying the fire insurance for the funeral home cremation.
Plot twist: Tammy chops up Jack's body and uses it as the compost for her new tower gardens.
 

Dave Meltzer

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I can't understand his attraction to indoor electric smokeless grills.

They don't produce anything that tastes like food grilled over an open flame- they don't cause the Maillard reaction or char, nor have juices dripping on an open flame, which is what makes grilled food smell and taste the way it does. Hell, even if you don't have a real oven, a convection toaster oven and induction hot plate could be used to produce better food than this POS.



I get the vibe that the person at Greecho obviously doesn't speak English, and didn't even understand the question, so was throwing whatever stock answers he thought matched up with the question. It 100% sounds like a script, because none of the answers really matched up with the question, and really felt like they were kinda just close enough that the person asking would be satisfied or give up.
He reviewed a smokeless grill a few years ago and the video received over 1 million views. So he'll keep doing smokeless grill reviews. Same reason we just got a 3rd tower garden video. Jack has no ideas and is desperate. So redo what was successful.
 

Pig Cups

#femalesupremacy
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Isn’t Jr a bit old for this?
Cali just bring normal and taking pics of the legs of teen boys.
Not accusing Junior of anything, but any male stranger his age or older who goes out of their way to be among children (outside of a paid educational/clinical position) always looks highly suspect. If he’s not getting paid for what he’s doing, it looks even worse because so many kid-touchers have historically infiltrated spaces as volunteers and support persons. The money is meaningless to them- it’s the access that they crave. Add in the fact that the camp is in a religious setting, and the associated vulnerabilities and track record that comes with that, and it looks even more suspicious. Pig spent 21 years practicing Christianity, and every now and then there’d be someone new at the church who really appeared to have ulterior motives. And the “youth pastors”…gotta keep an eye on those.

It doesn’t help Junior image-wise when guys his age would normally be pursuing other interests more centric to them, and it REALLY doesn’t help when he’s taking pictures of the bare legs of underage boys. Plus, he’s married- why are you hanging out with a bunch of kids, Junior? Do something more mature and fun with your wife FFS.

Or maybe Junior, despite being married, is just so fucking immature to the point that he actually sees what he’s doing as important and fun. Poor Brianna..she should seek a divorce before her life is irreparably ruined.
 

DontEatThat

Not my fault
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It is kind of strange for Jr to be around kids half his age, but the man is super immature in general. He cant handle a job well seeing how he cant keep them for long, and he seems to just play games in his free time or play pretend rapper. Even when he tries to flex it comes out as super weak to an average adult, but im sure these kids thinks hes fucking amazing. These kids are probably thinking because he has a job, is married and works out hes the coolest and thats probably why hes hanging around them. Hes basically that weird guy who graduated high school but keeps coming back to hang out with the younger students and tell them about basic adult stuff trying to sound cool. After all, all the Scalfani men in this family are super immature and extremely insecure so it all checks out.
 

desu91

fuck your dopamine receptors
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He reviewed a smokeless grill a few years ago and the video received over 1 million views. So he'll keep doing smokeless grill reviews. Same reason we just got a 3rd tower garden video. Jack has no ideas and is desperate. So redo what was successful.
What is the point of reviewing the grills when “all your grills are your favourite”? The fat man reviews the grills with a generic template similar to his food reviews: “Mmmm wow look at how beautiful this [food] turned out! <cut> Okay guys there it is, the [brand name] [appliance], I would want to thank [brand name] for sponsoring this video, great device, I recommend it to anybody. There is a link down below and I love you guys, take care.”

Christ, I can even repeat the above words off my head because of how generic they are.

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Edit: I just found out the fat man actually did a review for a shitty Chinese OEM grill back in 2019. The funniest part is Greecho is LITERALLY the same model! If Greecho didn't "sponsor" him, that means the fat man bought 2 exact same grills, which are probably made by the same manufacturer. Look at the button designs!:story:

Edit 2: I've managed to trace the OEM manufacturer that mass produces these shitty products at about $30+ a piece.


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GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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My thought was how is Jack going to mow 10 acres of land. He could hire someone to do it, but you don't mow 10 acres with a regular lawn mower and that is gonna be massively expensive if he hires it out. I guess it's not Jack's money so what does he care though right? And I sure don't see Cali getting out there to do it.
They make riding mowers that fatter and more stroked out blobs in the Midwest seem to operate without issue. I've seen people who are gearing up for a future on 600 Lb Life operate them.

Alternatively, get Jack Jr or Tammy to do it.

Not accusing Junior of anything, but any male stranger his age or older who goes out of their way to be among children (outside of a paid educational/clinical position) always looks highly suspect. If he’s not getting paid for what he’s doing, it looks even worse because so many kid-touchers have historically infiltrated spaces as volunteers and support persons. The money is meaningless to them- it’s the access that they crave. Add in the fact that the camp is in a religious setting, and the associated vulnerabilities and track record that comes with that, and it looks even more suspicious. Pig spent 21 years practicing Christianity, and every now and then there’d be someone new at the church who really appeared to have ulterior motives. And the “youth pastors”…gotta keep an eye on those.

It doesn’t help Junior image-wise when guys his age would normally be pursuing other interests more centric to them, and it REALLY doesn’t help when he’s taking pictures of the bare legs of underage boys. Plus, he’s married- why are you hanging out with a bunch of kids, Junior? Do something more mature and fun with your wife FFS.

Or maybe Junior, despite being married, is just so fucking immature to the point that he actually sees what he’s doing as important and fun. Poor Brianna..she should seek a divorce before her life is irreparably ruined.
I think it's more he feels the need to do something for the church and this is what it is. I think it's just a dumb church youth group that asked for 'hip' young adults to connect with the youths and he answered the call.

I don't get a creepy vibe from him so far just the same old Scalfani cringe vibe.
 

Spasticus Autisticus

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He reviewed a smokeless grill a few years ago and the video received over 1 million views. So he'll keep doing smokeless grill reviews. Same reason we just got a 3rd tower garden video. Jack has no ideas and is desperate. So redo what was successful.
Of course "YouTube expert" Jack doesn't understand how the algorithm works so he doesn't understand you can't just churn out the same video over and over and expect it to get the same results.
What is the point of reviewing the grills when “all your grills are your favourite”? The fat man reviews the grills with a generic template similar to his food reviews: “Mmmm wow look at how beautiful this [food] turned out! <cut> Okay guys there it is, the [brand name] [appliance], I would want to thank [brand name] for sponsoring this video, great device, I recommend it to anybody. There is a link down below and I love you guys, take care.”

Christ, I can even repeat the above words off my head because of how generic they are.

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Edit: I just found out the fat man actually did a review for a shitty Chinese OEM grill back in 2019. The funniest part is Greecho is LITERALLY the same model! If Greecho didn't "sponsor" him, that means the fat man bought 2 exact same grills, which are probably made by the same manufacturer. Look at the button designs!:story:


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There's a bunch of these electric grills on Amazon that all look practically identical, apart from the brand name which all look like they were made by a Chinese equivalent of the Everquest name generator.

Techwood Indoor Smokeless Grill
LITBOOS Smokeless Grill
PowerXL Smokeless Grill
The same thing on Alibaba
 

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