Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

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desu91

fuck your dopamine receptors
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A surprising lack of videos this week. I wonder if Jack finally realized he is wasting his time with Youtube.
He's just uploaded to Facebook from Panera, overexaggerating a minor near-accident at the parking lot and something about a family of geese(?) behind his car. OOOOH FREAKY!!

His whole demeanor was as though he had just encountered a near death experience. It's also funny that the way he described the experience was as though he was driving the vehicle, and not Medium T.

Also I wonder if any of the church camp kids are lurking here (or likely led to the farms from the fat Dream fallout) - that's right, your "orange camp leader" is one hell of a creep.

 
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Archie_Kimkicker

Fartet bis geschartet
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Huh, did Dad Bod Cali delete all of his creepy insta stories? Everything is suddenly gone. I thought Insta stories usually expire slowly.
Junior is reading the thread and seething that his obvious lust for teen cock was deciphered. He can't shoot us like he would prefer, so I guess Tam Jr is getting a good punching tonight (sorry Tam Jr!)
 

Aunt Myrna

Have you tried my Party Cheese Salad?
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He's just uploaded to Facebook from Panera, overexaggerating a minor near-accident at the parking lot and something about a family of geese(?) behind his car. OOOOH FREAKY!!

His whole demeanor was as though he had just encountered a near death experience. It's also funny that the way he described the experience was as though he was driving the vehicle, and not Medium T.

Also I wonder if any of the church camp kids are lurking here (or likely led to the farms from the fat Dream fallout) - that's right, your "orange camp leader" is one hell of a creep.

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It sounds like his near miss was entirely avoidable. "He's not seeing me. He keeps backing out, he keeps backing out." So then slow down your car you stupid fuck. Just because you have the right of way doesn't mean you don't have to account for the other driver. But then he says it happened so quickly that he had to jump the opposite curb to avoid a collision. And this occurred in his neighborhood with the wide streets, no obstructions on the sides of the road, and a pretty low speed limit. (Bonus points for the totally hetero phrasing about touching bodies with the guy).

And then in the parking lot a huge family of geese appear out of nowhere right behind him as he parks. So then he has to wait for the ducks to move. Jack's brain is fucking FRIED.

All these crazy driving incidents and complaints lately. Jack must just be so unlucky, right? Methinks its says more about him than those around him:
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
 

Laughingjoke2

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He's just uploaded to Facebook from Panera, overexaggerating a minor near-accident at the parking lot and something about a family of geese(?) behind his car. OOOOH FREAKY!!

His whole demeanor was as though he had just encountered a near death experience. It's also funny that the way he described the experience was as though he was driving the vehicle, and not Medium T.

Also I wonder if any of the church camp kids are lurking here (or likely led to the farms from the fat Dream fallout) - that's right, your "orange camp leader" is one hell of a creep.

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He even makes an near accident with his car sound gay.
 

Dangerhair

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So they're making teams based on colors and stuff which explains his fascination with orange and why he dyed his hair like a crazy person. That's fine and all but what exactly are they doing? Who prays the best? Who got more conversions to their version of Christianity? Who had the best hip-hop dance moves although what that has to do with Christianity I'm not sure.

Seriously, what the hell is the point of all this and why is Qtard Cali being so creepy about it?

The colour thing sorta makes sense- I remember something like that when I went to non-Jesus flavoured sleepover summer camp. At the end of the month, they did a Camp Olympics type thing that was a lot of fun.

Usually by that point, you'd know your cabin-mates (all your same age and sex), and the kids you did activities with, but for the Camp Olympics, everybody got divided up into 3 "tribes", Red, Blue and Green., and it was a camp-wide split, regardless of cabin, age or sex. They did that so you would wind up meeting new people.

It was cool how they did the events too, because they had ones that even kids who weren't good at sports could win, like speed beading, trivia, an apple eating contest and marathon Monopoly. On the last day of it, there was a Wacky Relay, where every camper had to sign up to do one leg of it. It took half a day and involved everything from an egg spoon race to a scavenger hunt to a canoe race. Except for the relay which was worth 5x the points, everything was scored 3 points for 1st, 2 for second and 1 for 3rd; the only way a tribe got zero points was a loss by forfeit, like if nobody from that tribe signed up for a particular event.

The whole point of it was team spirit and to teach kids that everybody is good at something.

I'm not sure how that would work in a megachurch with stadium seating though.
 
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Aaway

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He's just uploaded to Facebook from Panera, overexaggerating a minor near-accident at the parking lot and something about a family of geese(?) behind his car. OOOOH FREAKY!!

His whole demeanor was as though he had just encountered a near death experience. It's also funny that the way he described the experience was as though he was driving the vehicle, and not Medium T.

Also I wonder if any of the church camp kids are lurking here (or likely led to the farms from the fat Dream fallout) - that's right, your "orange camp leader" is one hell of a creep.

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seems like jack's latest thing is "crazy drivers." he's been posting similar videos and pictures of bad parkjobs for a couple weeks now

interestingly enough, it all started around the time people questioned why tammy's always the one driving on fat on the go. wouldn't surprise me at all if this is his way of lying to make it seem like he does drive. especially in this video when he makes it seem like he was the one driving
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Fatboy's clearly angry in that facebook video given he usually only shows his baldness when he's too busy tantruming to keep his kiddie cap on.

His reeeing on driving is all because he's an impatient child trying to lie about how he can totally drive despite his dead arm being the one needed to shift gears and turn keys. Not to mention his weak leg is also the one that manages the gas and breaks.

In reality, Tammy had to deal with that and the added wait to get more food made Jack hangry. He's also angry probably that people are really highlighting how worthless and childlike he is too, and probably conflates driving to "manliness" like he does grills and smokers and avoiding salads.
 

Schmuck of Ages

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Cali doesn't seem to embarrassed since he just posted more vids being weird with teens.
 

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Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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So then slow down your car you stupid fuck. Just because you have the right of way doesn't mean you don't have to account for the other driver. But then he says it happened so quickly that he had to jump the opposite curb to avoid a collision. And this occurred in his neighborhood with the wide streets, no obstructions on the sides of the road, and a pretty low speed limit.
Like Mushbrain was the one driving. With his gimp arm and leg he's not going to be able to do that unless he's somehow had the car redone so he can operate it like that and the chances of that are slim. In fact that's the only thing that's slim about Mushbrain.

And based on how I've seen people drive it's never slow down if somebody is backing out of their driveway. It's speed up around them to get in front.
 
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