Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Stroke 3 when? As of May 2021

  • Within the next 3 months

    Votes: 40 12.9%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 42 13.5%
  • 6 months - 1 Year

    Votes: 74 23.8%
  • 1-2 Years

    Votes: 43 13.8%
  • 3+ Years

    Votes: 11 3.5%
  • Never

    Votes: 6 1.9%
  • The next big health scare will be something else

    Votes: 146 46.9%

  • Total voters
    311

Schmuck of Ages

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Between this and the picture of the kid's knees, I'm legitimately now wondering if he has a learning disability or some type of cognitive impairment. He doesn't seem to have mentally matured beyond the age of 13 or 14.
Nah he is just very stupid and uncurious whose social life is built around a cult that wants that kinda person to bilk for money and free labor.
 

desu91

fuck your dopamine receptors
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LOL.

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"The reason we stop is because the Holy Spirit gives us discernment to help." I guess the Holy Spirit tells you and your similarly "Christian" friends to be total childish dicks in this classic video (the fat man visited Atlanta):

 

Aaway

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doesn't work, relies on his wife for literally everything, and expects god to magically gift him 10 acres of land because "that's what he wants"." something tells me it's not what "we" are looking for, tammy wasn't even willing to go back in the drive thru for fatty to get his bacon, you think she's willing to acquire and look after 10 acres of land?

and why the hell would god answer your prayer anyways, jack? you're a fucking terrible human being
 

Spasticus Autisticus

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doesn't work, relies on his wife for literally everything, and expects god to magically gift him 10 acres of land because "that's what he wants"." something tells me it's not what "we" are looking for, tammy wasn't even willing to go back in the drive thru for fatty to get his bacon, you think she's willing to acquire and look after 10 acres of land?

and why the hell would god answer your prayer anyways, jack? you're a fucking terrible human being

I guess his Bible study hasn't got to the book of Matthew yet, since it has this to say:
Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. (Matthew 6:19-21 ESV)
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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LOL.

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"The reason we stop is because the Holy Spirit gives us discernment to help." I guess the Holy Spirit tells you and your similarly "Christian" friends to be total childish dicks in this classic video (the fat man visited Atlanta):

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But that rule doesn't apply to darkies. The only time the rule applies to help somebody is if they're white and Christian. Any other race or religion is of the Devil and Jesus wouldn't want you stopping to help them.
 

captkrisma

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These kids are probably thinking because he has a job, is married and works out hes the coolest and thats probably why hes hanging around them. Hes basically that weird guy who graduated high school but keeps coming back to hang out with the younger students and tell them about basic adult stuff trying to sound cool. After all, all the Scalfani men in this family are super immature and extremely insecure so it all checks out.
You'd be surprised how cognitive teenagers are in regards to how the perceive adults. They see him as having a job, yes, but that job is working at a convenience store. They see a man who claims he works out, but is chubby and doesn't work out any other muscles except his arms. He's married, but where is his wife during camp?

Kids are aware that Jr is a loser, that's why there are so many looking at him like a weirdo on his IG.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Ah, this is Jack questioning God as death comes closer to just ending the joke, given he's demanding that since he's a true and honest Christian God should GIVEMEHOUSE, GIVEMEINFORMATION, GIMME GIMME GIMME *starts sobbing like a bitch*

At least that's one way to see it. What's probably happening is Jack is entering the ego integrity v. despair stage of life and he's panicking and tardraging out of entitlement, and these posts are him desperately trying to validate himself. His life is falling apart and he finally realized it, so that fucker God better validate him for poorly reading the bible and ignoring how Jesus hated grifters like him and his murder pastor.
 

ZipDisk

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Jack wants to move because of the garage sale week. During the last Angry JackCast, he kept darting his head over whenever he saw someone on his lawn, in fear.

As to Junior, he's going to be shocked and upset at the "Victory" ceremony when it is revealed that the Victor is Christ, and all the teams must work through him.

His mind will be blown, and he will be upset. "But... what about team orange?"
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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All you people are wondering whether Jr is a baby fucker or just retarded, but the real question is what the hell is the orange thing about. Is the fruit the youth group's mascot? Did Kirk Cameron recently change his mind from bananas being proof of God? Is Crush soda a sponsor?
I think he's getting ready for the inevitable appearance in criminal court for being a molester. He's already dressed for it, he just needs the shackles.
Kids are aware that Jr is a loser, that's why there are so many looking at him like a weirdo on his IG.
To pass as the "cool" 20 something hanging out with high schoolers, he generally has to bring more to the table than being a skinny-fat lame-ass white "rapper." He needs to bring some weed and beer to the table, and even then, he's only "cool" as a source of weed and beer. And even then, he eventually blows it by hitting awkwardly on some high schooler's underage girlfriend.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Unironically getting pedo vibes from this
So they're making teams based on colors and stuff which explains his fascination with orange and why he dyed his hair like a crazy person. That's fine and all but what exactly are they doing? Who prays the best? Who got more conversions to their version of Christianity? Who had the best hip-hop dance moves although what that has to do with Christianity I'm not sure.

Seriously, what the hell is the point of all this and why is Qtard Cali being so creepy about it?
 

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